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She hit herself.

She has gone full Gone Girl..

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>equality for all wiminz
>but treat us with fragility when it comes to altercations

haha bitch what the fuck my mom beats me up worse when i refuse to do laundry

Johnny hits like a girl apparently. I would have given her the old one two, really rang her damn bell

who cares

>Sup Forums keeps following this story
Enlighten me why?

someone needs to clean her clock, really black her eye. swing for the fences, johnny

>acts like depp just hit her
>Depp is literally not even in the same country as her, off promoting Alice

BRAVO AMBER

He used the Alice mirror

I want to kick her hard in the cunt right now.

What's the next step of her master plan?

>have right handed bf
>mark on the right
whoops!
engage your brain next time you try it on

it's a real life beauty and the beast whatever that means

someone does not know about backhand bitch slaps.

Just breathe

Nick Cage is helpless to save her.

>This is supposed to be from a phone to her face
i just don't see it, anons

Sometimes you just gotta choke a bitch out, right tv?

if that's the case, the angle of impact is all wrong

>can't even beat herself for good
Did she hit a door or something?

Sup Forums really likes Johnny Depp

why is there a swastika on the photo

kek

go home wayne, you are high on pcp

>archive this thread

looks like a zit.

IT'S GOING SOUTH FAST

Can she do anything to salvage her career, livelihood and, indeed, freedom at this point?

That's an emoji

I guess she doesn't know how Parley works.

>backhand slaps leave 90 degree lines, skin abrasions, and bruising all at the same time

amber heard is without a doubt, the worst pirate i've ever heard of

Where are the ring marks if it's a backhand?

Can someone fill me in on this shit? I havent been paying attention at all, why does everyone say she has ruined her career?

>falls down the stairs
>takes half

...

>the entire village of Amber Heard

me too. with my tounge

eddie loves half people, half man half woman

>be a c-list hollywood lesbo
>attach yourself to an obviously imbalanced mega star going through a midlife crisis
>get him back into drugs and constantly undermine his confidence
>divorce him two days after HIS MOTHER DIES, and try to squeeze money out, claim abuse when he refuses to up the chance with the alimony

But like most Type II/Cluster B personality disorder sluts she isn't really as smart as she thought she was, so her whole scheme is unraveling pretty fast

They're both actors. Stop being such an unbearable fucking sperg.

What is this meme? I never really got it on Sup Forums either.

>narrowing your eyes to make it look like you got beat up

Id expect this shit from a 3rd grader

what did she mean by this?

I haven't been keeping track of this, how did it go?
Was it;
>I'm leaving you and want your money
>Only gets a restraining order
>B-but but he hit me!
?

>The city of philadelphia

After a team from philie lost.

lol, goofy bitch

Holy shit
What a demon

>implying that's a beating
I bet she got shitfaced and hit the floor.
Just ask Sean Penn and he will tell you.

What a fucking whore

she's gonna take him to the fuckin cleaners

Ah ok. I knew it was generally said when a team/person is fucking up badly, but wasn't sure of the origin.

What a bitch

#fuckallwomen

She uses her bankai to get 200mil

Calm down there Grissom

BURN HER ALIVE

Because this is Sup Forums and they both have appeared in TV and movies, the topic of this board.

You are dense.

While I don't mind the threads, technically this has nothing to do with either of their roles or career in the industry.

clearly johnny is also an obsessive neo-nazi and he doodled that symbol onto the windscreen after he brutally bludgeoned her with his pistol.

Amber Heard was crying her eyes out after her court hearing Friday, claiming horrific physical abuse at the hands of Johnny Depp, but the next day she was smiling and cackling.

Heard and a friend met with her legal team for hours on Saturday, and came out grinning and laughing loudly.

Heard, who was not wearing her wedding ring, at one point threw her head back as she giggled loud enough for passerbys to hear.

Nice to know you can meet with your lawyer and come out happy.

#IAmWithAmber

>career
Sure it does. It could (possibly) ruin either of them. Not likely to happen with Depp. Madonna's false claims never really hurt Sean Penn.

But if Heard gets exposed as an Amazing Amy-level cuckoo, she could be blacklisted so fast. Especially considering how much money Depp has made the higher-ups in this industry.

HNGGGGGGGGG

>mfw I'm Amber Heard
>mfw Depp aint got shit on my Gone Girl reenactment
>mfw men are brave

>this bruise was totally fresh all week long from saturday!
>after my big photo ops with the bruise it just looks like a zit

I can say with absolute truth in my heart that Johnny Depp threatened to kill me with a sawed off shotgun. He arrived late at night to my place of business just after we locked up. He demanded access to the store, hurling racial slurs despite there being no African American people in the area. When I told him he could not have access to our wares he angrily walked back to his El Camino and pulled the illegal firearm from a brown fleece blanket and put it in my face. He then screamed "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT HEARD?!" before whipping an iphone at me and storming off.

It is an hindu pace symbol you prejudiced buffoon.

Grats for posting one of maybe three photos where she looks somewhat hot.

Sup Forumseddit memers

I agree but pls delete the gif

Depp is pretty much nearing the end of his rope as it is, he's lost his luster. He'll be able to retire comfortably and maybe do some heavily disguised roles ala Whitey Bulger again where you least expect him.

I think heard still has money making potential even if she does come out as crazy...as long as she isn't too self destructive they can use her.

What's the name of this movie again?

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The Insatiable Slut

TV loses it shit over pedowood for all of one day, talks about this bullshit endlessly.

People that come to this board are no better than women watching soap operas

She was hot in the informers

Wow so she really is a golddigging succubus psycho...

Something must've happened to her growing up or when she started out in Hollywood. She was probably molested and casting couched so she hates all men forever now. Literally every guy with confidence will try hit on her and the rest will drool.

>The desolated war torn shithole of this thread

Quite worse, actually. The internet makes everybody develop their worst traits

Is she lesbian again?

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of women

Why else would they be so obsessed with nigger cocks and shitty memes?

> I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
> I WILL TAKE YOU FOR ALL YOU GOT
> GIVE ME WHAT I WANT. I NEED.

>Wow so she really is a golddigging succubus psycho...

Damn, she looks just like my girlfriend. My girl has slightly bigger tits though.

Im sure she's a master manipulator of men. I'd jump through hoops to get her to like me.

it isn't and hasn't been since the late 00s

>If it's bad, it's because they're women
You have a very rosy picture of 'men'

are those... bruises?

For you?

Not true, then again she insists I fuck her with the lights on unlike when she's with you.

>nu-males
>implying there's a fucking difference

I don't have a rosy picture of anybody but at least most men don't try to hide the fact that their complete pieces of shit.

wheres the bruise?

It was obviously blush.

:^) see that zit?

Feminism is worse than cancer.

Shopped bruises

It's not like she's an actress or anything.

...

I feel nothing for this whore.

According to Blind Items, she has regularly cheated on Depp and, much more heinous, got him addicted to Heroin.

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This is meta. Fuck you snyder

She obviously planned all of this in advance

Fuck I meant mera
Fuck me

I go there every world cup (well the last too)

And the meme if I recall started when a few of the England teams based in the same city had s get bad season, I think the city was Manchester, and that has the Manchester united and the Manchester City among others, so to muck the whole region they just said:


>the city of manchester
Which eventually evolved in


>the city of ______