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Garak did everything right edition

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Why didn't he save her?

She was a traitor to Cardassia

Please help me make a list.

>degenerate child molesters of Star Trek
Decker
Traveler
Neelix
Paris

>saints who resisted their pedophilic urges and committed no carnal acts
O'Brien
Garak

Paris was post-puberty Kes, though.

We don't know how far Garak and Ziyal ever went.

Garak never fugged Ziyal (because he was saving himself for Bashir).

The biggest traitor to Cardassia was Damar, who cooperated with the Dominion occupiers for months

Cajoled into it by Dukat. He hated the Changelings and died a hero to Cardassia. His change of heart towards the end was one of the best moments in the series

But he was aware of this which is what drove him to drink on the job

>Garak did everything right.
>Over 800,000,000 dead Cardassians by the end of the series.

>that time he throws his drink to Weyoun's surprise

Amazing character moment

You'd be adding another 0 there had it not been for him and Damar

Cardassia will sell no Kanar... below par.

Is there a more interesting race than the Cardassians in Star Trek?

I forgot to include the obsidian order fleet so add another 0.

Not a chance.

Damar will drink no kanar under par... and no Saurian brandy that isn't dandy, and no Aldebaran whiskey that isn't frisky, and no Romulan ale that isn't hearty and hale, and no springwine before its time.

But bloodwine is just fine

I think that you might be lacking a sense of scale.

Is your name Dukat by any chance?

A-men.

Do you honestly think 7,2 billion Cardassians died in the failed attack on the Changeling homeworld?

Would you rather drink...
1. Kentucky Bourbon with McCoy
2. Earl Grey Tea with Picard
3. Irish Whiskey with O'Brien
4. Synthehol with Ro Laren
5. Bloodwine with Jadzia
6. Romulan Ale with T'Rul
7. Andorian Ale with Shran
8. Iced Tea with Archer
9. Beer with Trip
10. Kanar with Damar
11. Raktajino with Kira
12. Springwine with Gul Dukat
13. Saurian Brandy with Kirk
14. Black Coffee with Janeway
15. Soda with Tom Paris
16. Samarian Sunset with Deanna Troi
???

Ale with T'Rul.
Picard if I'm not feeling particularly horny.

Budweiser with Roberto Orci.

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Cardassians > Andorians > all other races

FACT

in this order

>kanar with damar
>raktajino with Kira(possible fuck)
>bloodwine with Jadzia(very unlikely fuck)
>whiskey with O'Brien(ends up in singing Minstrel Boy and fighting patrons of Quark's)
>synthehol with Ro Laren(if it's actually her older than jump to number 2, definite MILF fuck)

Is that a vulva?

Unless it's like a pre-pubescent one or something, they are supposed to look like spoons
>paedos out RE:

Daily reminder

Top bait. Actual rating is
DS9 > TOS = ENT > TNG > VOY > JJ

Fitting that Janeway would be standing to the LEFT of something she evolved from.

Are these flags falsely arranged?

Reply to this post if you would like to orchestra an affect.

Garak wasn't on the station when she got shot

>ENT
>better than TNG
>equal to TOS

Fuck off Bakula


>to orchestra

Learn2engrish

*tips fedoration*

Killed her grandfather
Degenerate leave
Klingon human hybrids
All the females except Janeway
TOS blows. Old hack show. Voyager above it, no troll.

He wasn't available any more tho

>Computer, mid-23rd century Starfleet haircuts.

>Mr. Worf, you have the bridge.

>*beep boop*

I can take that haircut. I can take it.

>Genius Augment and two former Enterprise-D crew members
>Don't know what Captain James T. Kirk looks like

Wouldn't Kirk's famous exploits be popular holodeck adventures? Why wouldn't they know what the man who ensured the success of the Khitomer Accords looks like?

You remember that one episode where Tom Paris and Captain Janeway broke warp 10 and de-evolved into amphibians and then they had sex and Janeway got pregnant and gave birth to lizard babies?

But then the crew wanted to evolve them back, so they did. But instead of also evolving the offspring, who would have the same DNA as the adult parents, they just left them on the planet to probably die?

Great episode

Still not as bad as "Once Upon a Time"
wondering if it was written only for the single mother Trek crowd

This episode didn't occur in a vacuum. Several people worked on it. Costumes were design. Makeup and creature props were fabricated. Lines were memorized, scenes were blocked. Action figures were even made based on this episode.

Is it possible the rigor of filming 20+ episode seasons makes you literally blind to good or bad episodes?

Was it as good as the time O'Brien and Keiko sent their feral daughter 300 years to the past to die alone because rehabilitation was just too much work?

more like they were selfish and wanted their little girl back
>yfw it's actually a Tuvix rewrite

Reminder that Janeway did nothing wrong in the Tuvix episode

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>doesn't keep up with fresh /trek/ memes
You're a spook.

Fuck yo maymays nigga. Also, there's a maymay missing from this thread.

Thanks, I need about 100 per month or I forget because the overwhelming facts are that she did do something wrong and my mind refuses to live in a reality where murder is considered the opposite of that when a person is innocent of their own existence in this presupposed Minkowski space.
Yeah, no, thanks again for this reminder. It's a real help.

reminder that the Cardassian """"""""""""""""occupation"""""""""""""""" was for the good of Cardassia

He certainly didn’t learn his lesson about not messing with the wormhole

DS9 episode 1:
>“Don’t go in that wormhole, Dukat. The Prophets will get you if you do.”
>“Please, Major, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, SOMEBODY SAVE ME, AAAAAHHHHH.”

DS9 episode 130:
>*wheezes* “I cannot al-low hyou to let THOSE SHIPS hinto the Al-pha Quad-rant, Dukattington!” *laughs maniacally*
>“Please, Benjamin, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, I NEED MY ZIYAL, AAAAAHHHHH.”

I haven't seen every Star Trek episode ever, but I've seen a lot over the years and this is by far the biggest steaming pile of shit out of any of them, which makes it the worst episode of any show ever made.

>Also, there's a maymay missing from this thread.
YER ROIGHT, OYM SORRY FER NOT COMIN SOONER BUT CAKEHOLE WAS NAGGIN ME ABOWT HANGIN OUT WID JEWELS INSTEAD OF LISTENIN TO HER TALK ABOWT PLANTS OR WOTEVAH

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What a handsome race.

>"This is an outrage!"

>"Oh yeah, TNG is fine after season 1."

why is that fish wearing a shower curtain

>mfw due to his advanced intellect Bashir most likely thinks of O'Brien as some kind of friendly pet

>It's an every member of a species wears the same clothes episode

>It's an entire species only has 1 character trait episode

I love how they all scream like women though. Shit makes me kek everytime

ITT: Episodes only you enjoy

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My standard answer used to be Move Along Home but I think we've finally established that it's actually a God Tier episodes and excellent pleb filter. So now I shall move on...

Every Lwaxana Troi episode is GOAT

is Move Along Home the board game episode? I love that one.

Lwaxana Troi is annoying on TNG but god tier on DS9. Mostly because of Odo.

Even the glory of Lwaxana+Odo can't save The Muse.

Lwaxana > Trio tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you).

>another Move Along Home fan
Welcome to the Chula-club, my friend.
6th shap and climbin' here.

>The Muse
Okay, granted that's a bad episode due to the fact that nobody could act in the main plot. I should have said every Lwaxana Troi plot and scene is GOAT

This is the single best episode of her. Prove me wrong. Pro tip you can't!

The only good episode with Lwaxana Troi was the one where Odo and her are trapped in the turbolift, and he has to open up to her about being a shapeshifter. She was just annoying on TNG.

>only on the 6th shap
>only 6
>6
>S I X
Get on my shapping level, shapleb. I bet you haven't even found the first of the hidden shaps yet.

>She was just annoying on TNG

Suck my klon paeg, nerd, we all started somewhere

Wrong. She was a refreshing character in a world of fedies who are so full of themselves that they won't sit down while taking a crap

That is completely correct

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Bashir can't into history. He only likes ancient Earth spy lit from the mid-20th century, and O'Brien only likes playing losing battles because he's Irish (so no larping as Kirk, since he always wins).

Oh come on, almost every scene with her was cringeworthy. The best moment maybe was in one episode where Picard is glancing around a hallway nervously to see if she's scoping for him. Was kind of funny.

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Stop pretending like DS9 isn't for autistics

I didn't mind Lwaxana but this episode was god awful.
Having Worf's son prancing around in some holosuite mudbath was both dishonorable and hideously decadent.

Oops, you accidentally wrote "DS9" instead of "TNG".

So you would agree that Kirk committed murder by re-integrating his evil twin from the transporter? You would agree that the Doctor committed murder by devolving Janeway and Paris from their slug form?
Because these situations have no epistemological difference from what Janeway did to Tuvix. He was the result of an accident that transformed beings with a will to survive into a different being with a will to survive.

Bahir spent most of his talks with Garak that we saw debating literature, and he seemed to know a lot of the history of the battles he was playing with O'Brien

>GADS DON'T MAKE MISTAKES

You have 2,000 years to name a better character than Weyoun 5. Pro-tip: You can't.

Weyoun 6

Weyoun 8

He was a traitor and not funny though

Weyoun 5 never trusted Damar, 8 was completely fooled by him

>It's a ... episode

I like Morn but he can get obnoxious fast.

>your pic
This is what I was referring to. Nobody of the crew could enjoy them self. She could tho.
Worf couldn't even on ds9. Remember that Riza ep where he joined some whacko's gang, ruined everyone's holiday and almost got someone killed?

I know like he won't shut the fuck up, the loudmouth faggot.

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>Remember that Riza ep where he joined some whacko's gang, ruined everyone's holiday and almost got someone killed?
That's another candidate for
Great episode, Worf did nothing wrong, Julian and Leeta were acting dishonourably and that's a really degenerate custom for a spiritual people to have.

Also her name is Leeta. The Bajoran currency is the Lita. She's basically called Doller or something. And she's a casino bimbo. Pure trash.

>tfw it's been a long road

>killed off screen

I mean, it hardly matters cause clones, but I still don't like it.

>it's a "morn won't shut up" episode