What has Canada contributed to the world?

What has Canada contributed to the world?

Coldness

James McDonald

Loyalty, unlike Amerisharts and yet they're still bullied by the motherland.

The highest charting musicians

New Zealand is my favourite cunt.

New Zealand are Canada's greatest allies.

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Saving your people from mass starvation and possibly total conquest by shipping you so much food we had to ration food at home and sending billions of dollars in weapons and supplies aswell as a tenth of our population in soldiers during ww2.

Actually I guess that isn't at all beneficial to the world...sorry

>Insulin
>Electron Microscope
>Sonar
>Basketball
>arguably Baseball
>arguably Football
>Ice Hockey
>Lacrosse
>Peanut butter (yes, not the black guy, go look it up)
>Jockstrap
>IMAX
>modern Ginger Ale
>Standard Time
>Atomic clock
>A number of inventions related to mobile phones (modern smartphone (blackberry), the pager, the walkie-talkie, radiotelephony)
>Wheelchair accessible bus
>Bag tags (for airports, etc)
>Canadarm (space robotic arm)
>Electric streetcars
>Electric wheelchair
>Snowmobile
>Prosthetic hand
>Snowblower
>Plexiglass
>Garbage bag
>Wonderbra
>Electric Oven
>Egg Carton
>Caulking Gun
>Paint roller
>Robertson screw

>none of which are Canadian inventions

>t. former Nokia employee

1/3 of /cum/

>The idea of using atomic transitions to measure time was suggested by Lord Kelvin in 1879.[3] Magnetic resonance, developed in the 1930s by Isidor Rabi, became the practical method for doing this.[4] In 1945, Rabi first publicly suggested that atomic beam magnetic resonance might be used as the basis of a clock.[5] The first atomic clock was an ammonia maser device built in 1949 at the U.S. National Bureau of Standards (NBS, now NIST).

They have our back

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Habbo

>Canadian "loyalty"
>to an offshore royal family

Dude, like, wtf is your deal, man?

Poutine. That shit is pretty good. also, Canadians aren't pouring over our border by the millions and sucking us dry, so they're a hell of a lot better than our other neighbor

t. Australia's Canada

this.
We can still boast the longest non militarized border thanks to Canada not being shit.

The insulin that keeps Americans alive

Great healthcare protocols.

t. med student.

Back-to-back colony of the month winner

>list of mostly trivial items with minor connections to Canadians
>same list that's toted in Canadian textbooks

When will stop lying to ourselves that most of our contributions have been recent joint ventures due to the size and age of our country?

Celine Dion

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God tier indie scene in the 2000s as well.

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Aren't they all from montreal

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Canada's contribution is being the Buffer-zone between Russia and the rest of the Americas.

Canada is best colony

Nope, all over the place. Although the concentration is pretty easy coast heavy.

If it wasn't for Shitfan Harper and Weedude cutting our support the UN might still be relevant right now.

Insulin

They were a fifth of d-day famalamadingdong

Absolutely nothing of any value.

Isn't it just chips cheese and gravy? What's so special about it?

GY!BE and Corner Gas

>GY!BE
Thanks.

you didnt invent baseball you asshat

>one bounce rule
>5 bases

Damn....really makes you think.

Doesn't it?

Iron and Wine is American, Depeche Mode are British, Teegan and Sarah are from Vancouver but work in Los Angeles.

The rest of them I assume are from Toronto or some shitty town in Ontario. Those seem like band names the 20 somethings at my local Starbucks would come up with.

> The Most Serene Republic
Topkek

nothing of substance. we exist to annoy Americans with our shittiness.

>chips

Please no bully.

>chips

they're called pommes frites lad

Who are 2-4-5?

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Alessia Cara-The Weeknd-Shawn Mendes

>little brother defends little brother

like pottery

This thing.

Also did you guys know Canada was the 3rd country in Space after the US and Russia? Well now you do.

Tegan and Sara are actually Albertan.

US is a bastard child.

they stop quebec from being a country and contain the quebecer so people dont have to deal with them,aka they took a bullet for the team

How old are you that you don't remember how fucking huge Feist was but remember Teagan and Sarah?

The flaky fries are fresh out of the frier, the gravy is piping hot and seeps down through the cracks, the nobulous cheese curds reach the perfect consistency from all the heat; it's the perfect synthesis. It's all there.

It's the perfect fork food.

You do realize John Garand lived his entire adult life in the US, right?

Still better than your cuck paradise

really if you think about Canada is the only one who still pisses on the French.

The most badass spec ops unit in the world.

Have you guys ever heard of them? Neither have we.

t. 54.41% white country

you guys were cucked even before it became popular.

quebecer, french and quebecer arent the same, look at quebec pop culture and you will find some dumb down humorist acting like they are important to society, they even have reality show called ''celibataire et nu'' wich translate to
''single and naked'' i let you guess what it is about. at least french from france still have some common sense

>literally a runaway slave state
Whatever you say, Liberia North

when the US is majority black in 2050 what will the history books say? that the US was just a rebellious slave colony of the UK?

We got some French hicks that moved to Louisiana after getting kicked out of Canada by the eternal anglo.

Haven't explained how it isn't just chips cheese and gravy. This isn't a uniquely Canadian food

The sauce is unique in itself, it's not just plain gravy.

And the cheese used is also unique and only produced in Quebec as far as I know. Poutine is always served with fresh cheese curds, they make this very distinctive squeaky sound when you bite them because of how fresh they are.

Missing native chicks.

Citation on that stat.

Pretty much every shitty children's cartoon was produced by Canadians

>chips
>cheese
>gravy
wft canada

> cheese curds are regional to Canada and the North Eastern US
I did not know that.
You're being a dumbass.

How is Sushi not just rice and salmon? How is a hamburger not just beef and bread? How is Souvlaki not just Kebab?

Also, "chips" with gravy and cheese aren't a standard dish in your part of the world. It's a clandestine culinary composition. Poutine is a specific dish made with specific cheese, a certain style of gravy and served in a certain way.

The difference between Poutine and "chips with cheese and gravy" is a) CCG can be made from any old shit, and probably will be shit, and b) it's an uncommon dish that only drunk slobs in your dingiest greasy spoons order up.

You're literally ruled by a frog tho

Here are the "chips with cheese and gravy" Britanon is talking about. It's an insult to compare it to poutine. I wouldn't serve that trash to my dog.

they cant be that bad, right??

>How is Sushi not just rice and salmon? How is a hamburger not just beef and bread?
All of this is right. Sushi and burgers aren't special, but people (especially those from irrelevant countries) have such hard-ons for Japan/America that it doesn't matter.

>The UN

Fuck the UN. We shouldn't be paying a fucking penny to that bullshit.

Can't wait for "Mad Max" Bernier to win in 2019 and un-cuck us

>poutine
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpeg
Whelp... At least we still got Hawaiian pizza going for us

Degrassi

>bernier
Silly cons, everyone knows you'll be running O'Leary.

Why are you listing the war of Spanish succession as a french victory lmao?

Literally no one not memeing thinks O'Leary is good.

He's a globalist shill. He's not going to get anywhere near party leadership. He's a fucking liberal running as a Conservative

>It is the most popular pizza in Australia, accounting for 15% of pizza sales.

What?! How is it not pepperoni? What kind of godless people are they???

>pizza cucked the strayans
HA TAKE THAT, BRUCE!

Know that I look into it why are you listing the nine years war as a french victory?

All the coalition wars are lumped into the Napoleonic wars by countries that won so you shouldn't list them either.

Tons of maple syrup.

> literally just having money handed to me all of a sudden (people paying me back, company giving me overtime, easy shifts)
> will probably break $10,000 this week
> I was so much happier unemployed and broke
What's the point even?

I knew I wanted to get my life on track, but I didn't think it would all happen so fast.

>no one not memeing
And that's exactly why he's getting in. Bernier will be his Yeb.

Canada gave us bagged milk, thanks based Canada for cheap milk.

Castro's Bastard.

if gusANOs never get over his comment ill vote for him in 2019

O'Leary isn't Trump, nor anything like him. He's not a Nationalist. He's not anti-political correctness. He's a fucking globalist liberal.


Bernier is going to become party leader and PM. End of story