Not even 7 minutes in and it's already shit Edition
Top Gear Live Thread
Logan Diaz
Wyatt Cruz
Twitter is already slating this shite
Adrian Adams
JUST
Oliver Morales
Already reeks of trying too hard desu
Ryan Gonzalez
What the fuck is even going on.
I've never even seen the original people with Top Gear. But I hate that ginger prat a lot and i'm ginger myself.
Thomas Lee
when does the grand tour start?
Isaiah Walker
I'm confused. He shows guns like they were something good.
Chase Green
omggg this is so exciting
Christopher Ortiz
DUDE LAZORZ LMAO
Dylan Evans
this is reminding me of when my girlfriend told me she was becomming straight edge
i just couldn't love her anymore
Xavier Wood
TOP GEARS TOP WOMAN
Nolan Green
Someone screen cap Sabine's black and white JUST face
Ryder Davis
Terrible.
Sebastian Murphy
Is it English?
Hudson Moore
Read the post he replied to mongboy.
Hunter Ward
...
Jaxon Anderson
>time for a little... evasive action
Luis Morris
totally not scripted guys
Grayson Ramirez
This is painful to watch
Such a blatant copy-paste
>le german lady doesn't know English lol
Adam Watson
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Austin Evans
LAZORZ
EVASIVE
Parker Barnes
This is so wrong.
Mason Lewis
what's this fake dogfight bollocks meant to be
Evan Hall
>Chris Evans doesn't even have a driving license.
Luke Lopez
How did the BBC hear this voiceover and approve this? What the actual fuck. It's literally channel 5 tier.
Parker Green
Bring
Back
Clarkson
Dylan King
>Chris Evans flailing horribly as his obnoxiously shit delivery crashes against the lovably shit Clarkson dialogue and just creating a pouring mound of shit
Matthew Richardson
War is so much fun!!1
And they fired Jeremy for being politically incorrect...
Josiah Reyes
Pretty much. Ginger is trying so hard to be Clarkson and he's failing. And this whole stunt with lasers is so scripted...
Nathaniel Price
This is NOT TOP GEAR
This is just bollocks
Kevin Kelly
Funny, maybe.
Jack Martin
They would have done regardless.
Nathaniel Kelly
DAILY REMINDER
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
Aiden Long
It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
Jace Jackson
Where are the banter?
Wyatt Jackson
I only turned over on the opening title credits. Was there an intro before them?
Angel Morgan
The top as nails woman wins watch
Owen Clark
Matt Leblanc is going to save this show
Josiah Moore
I'll wait for a Harris episode before I drop this
Camden Bailey
Not even watching but
>Chris Evans
Michael Cook
FERRARI BTFO
Luis Fisher
entertaining
Hudson Perry
Fucking hate Chris Evans.
This show is so bad already.
Austin Adams
Join the Navy buddy.
Levi Gutierrez
>insulting Germans to win the Clarkson audience
Nice try.
Adrian Torres
The thing about Top Gear before was that it was scripted but there was enough fun in it that it worked.
This is scripted in a way that is just trash
Jonathan Powell
NOPE
FUCK THIS SHIT
Brandon Turner
Your last post's last three digits are the % by which the audience falls by for next week's episode.
Roll away.
Luis Walker
It's exactly the same sort of shit that the old show had.
Juan Clark
where is Joey, fuck this shit
Joshua Hall
Fuck, didn't last long wanking to Danielle Sharp.
What happened to Sabine? She used to be qt.
Chase Nguyen
Jack Mitchell
Visuals are nice but content is shit
Think they knew it could never live up to its predecessor so they went all out with production values
Cooper Richardson
somebody check the top gear Reddit to see if they are lapping it up
Hudson Wright
DUDE VOMIT LMAO
Carson Jenkins
And people said series before were heavily scripted.
Eli Collins
When does captain America show up?
Wyatt Roberts
OH MAN DRIVING A CAR IS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN FLYING A JET I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Jaxson Murphy
HAHA XD
TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP XD Am I "banting" yet fellow top gear audience?
Grayson Smith
>women over 30
>qt
she just got old senpai
Owen Jenkins
Time happened
Jack Evans
Is there a stream?
Leo Young
>fighter jet
MEME PSYCHICS ARE REAL AND WERE RIGHT!!
Aaron Gray
There's only one Chris Evans, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
Cooper Price
Let's see how Matt Le Blanc is.
Caleb Young
OH THAT'S FUNNY THE FIGHTER PILOT WAS SCARED BY THE DRIVING LADY
OH IT'S FUNNY
HA HA HA
Except without any of the fun.
Jaxon Campbell
When is Eddie Jordan going to show up? At this point only he can rescue it.
Adam Russell
>It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
The problem is that it's doing all of Top Gear's old jokes, framed in Top Gear's old humour, with Top Gear's old tone, and Top Gear's old style, but without the trio of hosts who had become so accommodated to that specific brand of comedy.
It's obnoxious young Men trying to wear old clothes that we love for being so gaudy and brash.
Luis Diaz
Hi Redddit.
Matthew Barnes
I know top gear is always been staged but this is so badly staged, its cringe worthy stuff
Ayden Gonzalez
>bribing a Top Gu pilot to pretend to be sick
Jesus how embarrassing
Blake Jones
>Visuals are nice but content is shit
Visuals were always bound to be nice. They always are.
Parker Stewart
Someone JUST this picture
Jackson Perry
>the queen of the vomit comet
Nathaniel Adams
>Le cutting off the swearwords woman
She's mad. She curses like a sailor and is just one of the lads really
Xavier Walker
I fucking knew it.
David Parker
what if someone gets offended?
Connor Walker
faking fun
Jayden Reed
...
Chase Morales
Parker Gutierrez
FUCK ME THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THEM IS SO FORCED
Nicholas Myers
THE MIGHTY AMERICAN MILITARY lol
Charles Morris
love how they've diversified this audience
remember when it was nothing but fit white women at the front?
Luke Cruz
>""""british"""" """"""""television"""""""""
Parker Scott
EJ and Harris should be presenting this shit alone
Jonathan Hill
Oh no.
Ayden Johnson
The original top hgear never made you feel like it was scripted. This whole beating Germans, breaking at high speed for her to pass its just not believable. Nor is the idea of a fighter pilot throwing up in a goddamn car.
Aiden Johnson
>dat hideous lighting
>dat horrendous echo
Bentley Phillips
holy fuck Matt this is tragic
Julian Campbell
How do I watch this on iplayer?
Nathaniel Barnes
AHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS HORRIBLE
THIS IS HORRIBLE
AHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD
Daniel Perry
Let's hope Joey can save the show
Julian Sanders
What's with the echo? Why is Chris shouting?
Charles Carter
LeBlanc doesn't have the voice of a presenter.
Dominic Harris
>pennsylvania license plate
>in nevada
??
Matthew Robinson
>Relying on a furious poisoned dwarf
We're fucked
Samuel Hill
who is this splooge scrooge?
Ethan Rogers
>Top Gun pilot being sick
Lol you Brits might buy that but that is just obscene retarded shit.
Thomas Ortiz
>that applause
>thanks America
Eli Myers
That was literally what the old show was too you dullard