Beyond awful
JUST
TOP GEAR LIVE THREAD
Dominic White
Ethan Adams
Why are they copying old TG instead of trying something new? This is just cringeworthy.
Christian Flores
says the guy who goes out of his way to watch an hour long car commercial
Aiden Cook
Chicken hahahahha
Jayden Hall
Just trying too hard, it seems unnatural.
From the delivery of the lines to the over enthusiastic forced laughter and cheers from the crowd.
Michael Robinson
It's bad enough that Americans sound like they're acting all of the time. We're supposed to pretend their banter isn't scripted, but jesus is he making it hard.
Parker Sanchez
JUST
Eli Moore
>blackpool
MENTIONED
Lucas Allen
>7 hosts
>Matt LeBlanc is the only normal white male
Yeah I don't need to even bother seeing if it's good or not.
Grayson Lewis
They used to bash each other's cars so lets do that too!
Nolan Ortiz
ooh, I get it
Le Blanc is taking over as May's "Captain sense of direction"
Brayden King
>Car review show
>"hour long car commercial"
You don't say? Next you'll be saying a Michael Bay movie is a two-hour product placement.
Carter Taylor
Am I the only one who thinks that Evans guys seems like that got who got bullied last year and after summer break he came up with new "fun" persona to win everybody over?
He seems like his fun could turn into anger real quick.
Ayden Parker
Joey should do stand up.
Nathaniel Reed
Remember when hammond, clarkson and may raced to blackpool on a single tank of petrol?
no funny costumes
no crazy cars
and it was one of their best events
David Butler
Are they not allowed to mention the old hosts at all?
Samuel Taylor
They are not allowed to mention catering.
Brayden Reed
>A shit chef and an autist
Dylan Walker
WHAT? WHY?
Julian Price
At least they used to try and conceal the media plugs
this is just lazy
Joseph Gray
Why are the guests promoting each others stuff?
I don't get it
Why are they there together?
Josiah Mitchell
cringing rn tbqh senpaitachi
Colton Evans
>Shit chef
YOU UTTER FUCKING DONKIEEEEE
John Gray
>these audience cuts where they're splicing in footage where they've quite clearly said "NOW EVERYONE CHEER LOUDLY"
Xavier Kelly
why is chris evans prancing around like he has a pencil up his ass
Cooper Taylor
give me Chris Harris
Samuel Ortiz
what is going on
Charles Hill
What the fuck is going on?
Logan Turner
INJURY THAT MAD HIM SICK FOR WEEKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
Michael Ortiz
Ramsey should host tbhwy
Brandon Turner
Friendly reminder that the old 3 didn't know each other when they first started filming either. Relationships take time to build, you can't build 20 years in one season.
Ethan Martin
BOYYYYS
MMMMMM
Brayden Perez
>W-we are a stronk independent broadcaster that needs no Clarkson, Hammond and May
Alexander Torres
KILL ME
Bentley Moore
I feel like.. I feel like they're rushing through segment after segment without any breaks or cohesion. The pacing feels completely off.
Mason Reyes
>it's shit
Ian Nelson
>dickhead Evans ruins the chance to review GOAT viper
>not letting chris harris review the viper
WHY
Mason Gomez
First for Danielle Sharpe.
Blake Anderson
MMMMMMMMMM
Matthew Bell
How many presenters does this fucking show have?
Ian Ross
>complaining about a lack of chemistry on the literal first episode of a series
They get at least a half-season pass before I expect them to have gotten their shit together.
Connor Evans
Imagine if you were waiting in the top gear audience waiting list for years and you only got tickets this year
Aiden White
Teddy Sherringham lives 5 minutes from me
Nathaniel Martinez
>forced delayed cheers
JUST
Isaac Thompson
RAMSAY VS EISENBERG
Cameron Powell
Why write your own jokes when you can show funny footage you had no involvement in.
Twice.
Jordan Cruz
Because it's even BIGGER and BETTER then before
David Young
>those laughs added in post
Fucking hell
Andrew Russell
Why did they drive to Blackpool? What was the point?
Oliver Wilson
WHY ARE THEY TALKING TO THE CAMERA AND NOT EVANS
Elijah Clark
One of every race
Lucas Johnson
holly SHIT
Josiah Ramirez
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS I CANT EVEN WHAT THE FUCK HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT THIS IS A TOTAL TRAINWRECK I CANT LOOK AWAY THE FUCKING GUESTS SHILLING EACH OTHERS BULLSHIT MY GOD KILL ME NOW
Tyler Reed
#bantz
Levi Rivera
nice laugh tracks
Landon Miller
>This ginger cunt shouting all the time
Henry Adams
Is this actually real?
Aaron Gonzalez
Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt bailed at the last minute.
William Bennett
>sound mixing the audience
Holy shit my sides.
Daniel Campbell
DAILY REMINDER
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
watch the audience disappear as the episode goes on
Mason Miller
...
Benjamin Ward
Let's be honest here - We all knew that Hammond, Clarkson and May were irreplacable. No one will ever be able to fill the void left by them.
If you watch the show just for the reviews, I suppose it doesn't matter. But for me, it was more than that. RIP Top Gear.
Jack Richardson
Why did they Photoshop him in front of an accord?
Isaac Cooper
does she do topless shoots
Leo Smith
OH MY FUCK THEY'RE FUCKING DOING THIS PANTOMIME SHIT
Jose Allen
just
Juan Edwards
Pls stop following me Johan
Carson King
It's exactly the same. What's the problem?
Jaxson Rogers
>wanting to talk to Evans
Jonathan Ramirez
>Jesse Eisenburg now playing in the comedy satire Batman vs Superman
Charles Evans
>jessie doesnt actually act, he just plays himself
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Nathaniel Fisher
>women producers
Never again.
Jose Richardson
gonna mute until the rally cross
Liam Cruz
harris save us
Jason Perry
Is this an interview?
You're supposed to have a conversation with the celebs not the fucking audience.
It's like they have a quota of crowd WHOOPS to reach
Xavier Bennett
So forced, so scripted.
Henry Peterson
>implying 1/10 of you faggot kids even own or care about cars
hope you memers stay away from The Grand Tour
Easton Rodriguez
>HEHEHEHE
Easton Martinez
idgi
Kevin Murphy
Was wondering if someone caught that.
Sums up this reformat.
Jeremiah Gomez
Yes.
Thomas Kelly
Beat me to it. Going to have another wank to her in a bit.
LOOK AT THIS AUDIENCE
Jayden Gray
why are they all looking in different directions? literally every one of them
Asher Roberts
That is the only reason why I'm putting up with this nonsense. So far, Matt and Sabine are the only good bits.
Cameron Carter
It's less ballachingly awful if you mute it
It's still shit though
Also why is this literally the Chris Evans show? He's acting like he's the only cunt on it.
Colton Lewis
Why is Moot on topgear?
Kevin Campbell
So Gordan Ramsay is the Regis Philbin of the UK huh? For context Regis is an old talk show host whenever someone would ditch David Letterman show they would call him to come in at the last second.
Connor Hernandez
>BOYS
Easton Perry
WAKE ME UP
Parker Reed
The audience is fucking shrinking.
Cameron Garcia
...
Jacob Ross
Who?
Liam Thompson
Evans is such a wimpy faggot.
Ramsey would make a massivly better presenter
Ethan Myers
it's always been scripted
it's just really, really obvious now
Isaiah Roberts
Literally fell asleep in the first 10 mins
Been any good? I'm guessing not from this thread
Christian Davis
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES TOP GEAR FOR CARS?
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CARS.
Logan Powell
No Eisenberg filled in.
Dylan Cooper
>old set had TV in between presenter and guest so you can see all at once
>new set has TV off to the side so you can't view the guests reactions while you see what is on the TV
Dropped the ball desu senpai
Liam Gomez
Based
Jordan Rodriguez
The cuck.