Be a filthy-rich celebrity

>be a filthy-rich celebrity
>getting married

Why are so many Hollywood people still doing this?
Are they really that stupid?

Leo has fucked more 10/10 girls in 30 years than most people could fuck in 10,000 years. He, quite literally, has the sexual mentality of a god.

JUST

Leo is in the closet

Based Leo.

>Leo isn't married
>Leo never looks stressed
>Leo has never had a down period in his career

It's all connected la

Actors are not exactly the smartest people, you know.

The "Give her the dick" guy was never married, otherwise he would be known as "Give her the alimony" guy.

this

>self-loathing

Same with keanu

>be a braindead sjw
>don't want kids because of overpopulation
>let the world be overrun by brown people
BRAVO DICRAPRIO

If you have kids and not getting married you still would have to pay alimony retard.

same with leto

This. Leo has good genes and he let it go to waste and is busy donating money to africa and shit. He is just as bad.

who the fuck wants to have kids?

People who can afford it.

>receding hairline
>good genes

>HURRY WE SHOULD SHIT OUT MORE KIDS THAN THE BROWN PEOPLE

Who the fuck isn't in the fucking closet?
Fuck this meme

CHILD SUPPORT > ALIMONY

its not the same desu

Don't they take your money even if you just cohabit for a while in murika these days?