Could this very well be the most aesthetic country to grace God's green Earth?
Could this very well be the most aesthetic country to grace God's green Earth?
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Kevin Garcia
yes beautiful potato shaped country #63
Asher Sanders
That's not Chile
Nathaniel Nguyen
>be german
>small gene pool
Parker Thompson
Your country has a fantastic booty. Also it is slanted in a very sexy way. Quality fap material!
Matthew Baker
tree branch
Brayden Martinez
It looks like an apple that been bitten twice.
Strangely fitting, considering our history.
Elijah Turner
European borders look like shit
Aaron Perry
france, norway, sweden, italy, mexico have best shapes desu
(note im not mexican, just they have a nice shape)
James Torres
a potato
Carson Jenkins
Japan is aesthetic as fuck and only plebs would disagree. And for the record, I fucking hate the Japs.
Ayden Parker
>Strangely fitting, considering our history.
???
I do not know any German history, please tell me more. What happened twice which led to your country being bitten twice like einen Apfel?
Michael King
I am a Greek
t. 5 year olds drew some lines
Oliver Wilson
the eternal anglo's warmongering
Alexander Brooks
shitmany started two world wars against Greece
Jayden Bell
Germany dindu nuffin' and was attacked twice without reason while defending Europe and Christianity against all evil.
This is the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god.
Blake Watson
Actually, one of my least favourite.
Personally, I like France. It's probably the most recognizable.
Henry Russell
This is what a real set of borders looks like.
Aaron Reed
>It's probably the most recognizable.
Blake Perry
You would not recognise it if it didn't exist tho
Think about it
France could very well have looked different and you would be none the wiser
Liam Miller
who killed more christians
islam or shitmany?
like a puzzle for mentally retarded children?
Jaxson Murphy
>Defender of the white race
>Killed more whites than any other country in history
Nicholas Taylor
You don't agree?
This made no sense
Evan Turner
...
Carter Lewis
ofc not
what are shitaly, america, uk or australia?
Jordan Perez
Ugly country
Okay-ish country
Pic related would solve both problems at once. Don't worry: if Germanic autism can't handle Germany being lopsided, we can always give everything East of Potsdam to Poland.
Sebastian Green
>Mexico
Pre-war Mexico is aesthetic as fuck
Evan Harris
>and Christianity against all evil.
You mean Hitler, who openly stated multiple times that he respects the "virility" and "loyalty" of Muslims to Islam?
Asher Phillips
>america
too fat
>rest
they got that island look which is ok but meh for me
Jason Myers
It looks like taking a dick from the right while having ass tickled from the left
Christopher Ramirez
That's no longer a hexagon and that triggers my autism
Sebastian Ortiz
Looks like a whale after a horrible escalator accident.
Camden Ross
>was attacked twice without reason
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>while defending Europe
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>and Christianity
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Easton Harris
the only reason the US is recognizable is because of it's relevancy in the world.
If the US was like it was pre-WW1, then barely anyone would recognize it on an unlabeled map.
Bentley Lopez
America has pretty aesthetic borders
>Coast to shining coast
>Northern border is almost entirely a straight line
>Southern border is kinda squigly but nothing too radical
I really envy America geography-wise. Us Europeans spent so many centuries infighting over small patches of dirt, and that has destined us to a rapid decline. But beautiful America with its wealth in resources will always be a world power, no matter how shitty its humans may get. Unless you go full retard like China and actively pollute your own water supplies, but I doubt even Trump is that stupid.
Juan Collins
>It's probably the most recognizable.
Out of all the countries that one can reasonably expect a person to recognise, France and Germany are probably the least recognisable ones.
They're not even the most recognisable European countries. That would without a doubt be Italy. It's a boot. Everyone knows it's a boot. It's a boot kicking the decapitated head of a Moor back to Africa.
Oliver Turner
That's just the continental US though. Including Alaska and Hawaii and we become sort of a cluster fuck
Nicholas Campbell
Italy is the most recognizable for most Americans methinks
James Cook
>A fucking star
>Not recognisable
lmao Norway looks like a sperm
Nathaniel Ortiz
wew, baited hard
Matthew Wilson
>Alaska
Doable. It's not that weird. If it bothers you so much just fucking annex Canada already. Other than Quebec nobody can tell the difference anyway.
>Hawaii
Islands off the coast, almost every country with a shore has that.
Oliver Long
Good point, I think Italy is more recognizable, but come on, France is still up there... probably the least recognizable ones?
It's a hexagon
Sebastian Bailey
France isn't shaped like a star. It's not even really shaped like a pentagon, as French people often like to claim. It's just an unshapely blob. At least a sperm is characteristic.
Henry Green
*pentagon
Carson Cooper
>implying anything beats pre-versailles borders
Christian Sullivan
>France's shapely point is now an ugly stump
>That long, narrow, Schleswig pencildick
>That increadibly lopsided eastern hand groping an ugly, Russian tit
4/10, at least it doesn't make me want to kill myself.
Jordan Allen
the State borders are pretty ugly.
At least it's not as bad as Germany's.
Camden Harris
autustic/10
Jonathan Thompson
Pretty aesthetic, not gonna lie
Jack Sanders
>Mostly straight lines
If we're looking at state/provincial borders it's not that bad. Just boring. Michigan's retarded borders upset me.
Colton Phillips
>little tiny states in the east
>large states in the west
what happened?
Angel Gonzalez
Constitutionally any area that reaches a certain population threshold (I think 100,000?) can hold a petition to become a separate state. That probably explains a West-Virginia existing.
The East is a lot less populated (though I think it'd theoretically be possible for Los Angeles to become a city-state).
Nathaniel Adams
Y'all just lose.
Jeremiah Clark
you're absolutely correct. now that's over with let's all decide how we're going to divide it up.
Ian Hernandez
you really think this looks good?
That's because Ohio and Michigan fought over Toledo.
Ohio got Toledo, Michigan got the UP, and Wisconsin got nothing. .
I have no clue to be honest.
I know that Idaho split from montana because it was hard for Montana to govern people around the mountains.
Ian Smith
I don't think there's any population quota for states to secede from one another, but you could be right about that. There is a movement in California right now to split it into like five states, but it doesn't look like it's going anywhere. West Virginia seceded from Virginia because unlike the rest of Virginia it wanted to remain part of the US during the Civil War, so that was fairly different circumstances.
t. Virginian
Daniel Ortiz
I fixed those ugly borders for you.
David Cruz
>claygreedy neederman takes NRW without thinking about the consequences
You deserve it.
Alexander Barnes
I'm pretty sure it's a nice place after you remove all the Germans.