I'm just coming for my files, Marty

>I'm just coming for my files, Marty

>I'm just coming in 3 pumps on your wifes fat bottom marty

>I'm just coming to terms with the second season being so bad that there won't be a third marty.

Lol

Anyone have a webm of this scene

I LIKE MOWING MY LAWN

>I'm just going to make you a Cuckold and tear apart your family

Rust "20 seconds to bust" Cohle
Rust "I shouldn't be cumming already but I must" Cohle
Rust "Fire in the Hole" Cohle

>I'm just cumming on your wife, Marty

Rust "feels like the first time" Cohle

I'm just coming from the backside of your wife's bountiful anus, Marty.

>you will never prematurely ejaculate on your friend's wife's fat bottom

I'm just coming for your wife's turdcutter, Marty

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>I like fucking my wife

Was that euphemism for mowing his lawn?

>I'm just teaching your daughter how to reenact gangrapes with dolls, Marty

THANKS FOR THE TEA

just a prank bro

>you are NO LONGER allowed to fuck my wife. Thanks for bringing the mower back.

>I just jammed my dick up your wife's party hole so let's go look at some weird skull and stick totems in the woods and discuss philosophy

>I just wanna fuck your daughter Marty

>30 seconds in and out
>30 seconds in and out
>DO NOT FIRE

what did she mean by this

>It's all a Fugazi Marty, it's a wazzy it's a whoozy it's a whatsit, it's fsssshshh fairy dust, it is NOT REAL, MARTY I AM STUCK IN A GOD DAMN WORMHOLE

>I just got stuck in your wife's wormhole, Marty.

>I'm just cumming for your wife, Marty
Wow, no wonder he hit him

What went so wrong?

Lmao

yep. Not a euphemism, but a metaphor.

thank you based pizza

kek

How long would you last /tv

this thread is a flat circle

you will shitpost again and again

still gives me goosebumps

forever. she's ugly as fuck

Don't make me leave like this, Marty.

that's what I like about space, man... my daughter gets older, I stay the same age alright alright alriiiii

Nice hook, Marty

I would rather get older while Murph stays the same age, alright alright alright.

>Marty, i'm just comming to ayy your wife.

what did he mean by this

simply ebin

FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME YEAH
FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME

Best thread on Sup Forums

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Probably pretty long. I'm a 26 year old virgin but I've lost a lot of sensitivity in my dick from jacking off practically every day for years and years, and on top of that I take an SSRI.

This

>I'm just coming for my files, Ray. You seen them around? Manila folders labeled "Frank's Hopes and Dreams". Gonna have to set them on fire just so I can stay warm. But I can't even find my zippo. Caspere knew this

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VINCE

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I got with a girl a year back who had the same kind of arse as Marty's wife: Soft, wobbly and a perfect size.

I didn't last long the first time that night as you can imagine. Best arse I have ever pumped.

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She's gorgeous. .. i would be so nice if she was my gf :)

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Rust "a pump and a hump and i blow my gunk" Cohle

>I fucked Ted

>I'll send you a letter yeah fuck this, fuck this world.
>Nice wife, Marty

reply to this post if you're Australian

>you ever heard of the Yellow King, Marty? It's when I blindfold your wife and fuck her out in the woods while wearing different animal masks

>I'm just coming for my animal masks, Marty.

'no'

>no replies
>no shitposts
>quality thread
This can't simply be a coincidence.

>cheat on your wife
>get caught in spectacular fashion
>manage to get her back by the skin of your teeth
>be absentee father/husband
>cheat again
>get caught again
God damn it rust, we were doing so well

>implying she's not just into watersports

You see, our space time would look flattened, like a single meme just cycling through our minds like carts on a track. See everything outside our dimension, that's your wife's ass. Your wife's ass looking down on us. To them, it's an ass. To me, it's a circle. That I put my cock in.

You fucked up boii

Jesus christ I'm dying.

>I'm just trying to get ahead, Ray. Trying to get ahead, I can't settle for breaking even. Already broke that hymen, and Ray? It was a screamer. I need to get ahead but I'm stuck in this box. And there's a head in that box. But Caspere knew this. Caspere knew what was in the box.

Directed by M Night Shamallamacongaline

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I miss Vince posting

>he didn't see the ass

I don't because it reminds me of how bad season 2 is.

ebin

>Used to be shit
>Now is based
How come?

He followed the Ben Affleck model of taking criticism and going to acting school to improve his craft. Same thing probably happened to Channing Tatum

I think he was always a good actor, he was great in Dazed and Confused. He starting getting good roles that allowed him to be seen as a talented actor.

/turninguptoafriendsplacedeaddrunk/ general?

his agent said something along the lines of he had a kid and realized that if he was going to spend time away from home it should be to make something worthwhile he could be proud of since he doesn't really need any more money

then he did the Lincoln commercial

I just drove though North central Louisiana over the weekend.

AMA

Fucking LOOL user, jesus.

>Stop and lie down, you dumb motherfucker!

What did the ghost niggas mean by this?

Is season 2 watchable?
Does it have the same, "something overtly cryptic could be going on" type of vibe, or is it just played completely straight?

dead is not the end

Not at all

Ruston "Two-Pump Chump" Chole

What is this meme?

this

>lincoln commercials
>not good acting

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Wonderful.
Pure gold.
Memetic ecstasy.

It hints at the same fucked up sex shit as the first season but is much less overt about it, and there's nothing Cthulu related excepting in the most stretching of ways.

>Is season 2 watchable?

Kinda.

>Does it have the same, "something overtly cryptic could be going on" type of vibe

Nope.
It's decent, but it's nothing like S01.

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Why do most criticism for the season is it fell off after the 4th episode i don't get it i thought it was pretty consistent besides the ending

*for the first season

Anyone who dings episode 5 is a loon. Ep 6 is soap opera tier for some people. 7/8 has "GREEN EARS GREEN PAINT IT WAS LAWN MOWER MAN