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Trump is officially President whether you like it or not edition

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cum lol

that's too much man

don't post in this thread, make another, literally the most annoying faggot ever is the OP of this one

He can't handle it

I'm thinking about purchasing a gun

Y-you wanna play together?

mmm excuse me, thts the italy flag, make a new thread or ill sabotage this one with cara.

r8 the 'llage

prostate stimulated orgasm

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tunes

sure but I dont have a mic :x

I'm going to get on in like 30 min

orgasm via prostate stimulation

Can these lefitsts and gays just hurry up with the inevitable and commit suicide already?

Me.

haha fuck tripfagged

willbertsmif#1195

PROPER THREAD

orgasm by stimulating the prostate

nth for eccentric canuckian colloquialisms
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that uses the wrong flag for italy though

inciting euphoria via the prostate

She must have a hard time controlling her farts.

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Added you. I have a head cold though.

heh

>9/11 was 15 years ago

things were simpler then

there was an enemy

a goal

Pretty cool.

um excuse me sweetie

we had a new 9/11 today

I like it.

I wonder if any of the people who claim that Trump's Inauguration was like 9/11 would care to repeat that claim to the faces of loved ones of 9/11 victims.

Kids that have no memory of it are going to be voting soon.

I have no memory of it (was 4 at the time) and voted this election.

Good point. I guess you'd have to be around 7ish to stand a better chance at sort of understanding what happened enough to care.

people born in 2000 will vote in the next midterms.

>some seemingly chilled out friend I had in college and that I'm still friends with on FB is liking all the articles of AntiFa rioting and breaking shit and the alt-right faggot being punched in the face

the kool-aid must have been extra spicy

>tfw 27 soon
>19 year old kid implied I was old
at least I didn't have to grow up with this mass faggotry safe space shit I guess.

Yeah

People born in early 1999 can post on here.

people follow the crowd, even if they don't know why they're marching. it's like how some people pretend to see a movie they've never watched or will care to.

Could be worse. Your computer science partner for 4 years straight could've graduated and turned into an ugly tranny genderbender freak.

God dammit Jerry, why couldn't you just be gay?

>tfw born on my father's 30th Birthday
>whenever he says "Happy Birthday" to me I can say "Thanks, you too."

every time a little prick calls you old say yes you are and then give them shit for being inexperienced and naive

they hate that

>gonne be 27 this year too

Man this is great.
The states are bipolar as fuck right now
Give me all the salt!

Damn.

>there was an enemy
>implying trump, white people, and Russia aren't the enemy now
You're on the """wrong""" side of history m8

>(((Antifa)))

They're not even fighting fascism.

*upboats*

what song?

This is what happens every 4 years t'bh.

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europe is weak, they offer us no benefit

russia will make a natural ally in clearing out the middle east of islamist scum

and then the alliance will become stronger

>aerosmith

shan't be clicking

Computer science needs more special snowflakes.

mostly I just feel bad for them. they're either going to figure things out and have okay early-mid 20's, or they'll think about sudoku a lot.

hahah just kidding i did click it, i like this song tbqh

your face is so cute I'm going to unironically eat it

POP

LIFE

EVERYONE NEEDS A THRILL

i didnt know i was in a strip club.

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fucking kek

>know a gay girl who pretends to be a male
>worried if people don't play pretend she'll suicide
>knew a guy who played games for little girls and decided he was a girl
>gave off pedo vibes, with any luck he did kill himself

At least it's hard for the two of you to forget your birthdays.

Yeah, and easy to remember our ages.

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>didn't buy a thneed

>liveleak

shan't be watching

Speaking of strip clubs.

How often does /cum/ go to them?

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please explain americans what the fuck just happened

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this is the best meme Sup Forums made in a while

never been

i know a girl who works at the local one and im afraid of running into her

>open liveleak
>cyst popping goes wrong
please no

Never

fat gay guys in space blankets dancing like niggers with down syndrome?

Been around 5-10 times not much.

please respond, i'm very confused. what just happened.

you got meme'd by a fake video

>French """"""""""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""""""""

never

used to walk by one to get home, but they tore it down and built a sky scrapper here. i feel the need to remind people that their site used to the only downtown strip club and they probably cost those ladies a lot of money.

Why are girls so dramatic, bros? I can't keep a gf cause I refuse to put up with their bs

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faggot

>think its a poor performance
>everyone they show is super into it

what is wrong with europe

and what the fuck is the dance they do, is it putting something in their mouths?

Wow, cuck

pretty sure you can't get a girl because you're ugly and have a horrible personality

>I've never been to a stripclub

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>paying $80 to touch a whore when you can pay $100 to fuck one

The Bogdanoffs are on a level that transcends reality. Just being in their presence alters what you consider "good" or "Bad"

>i pay girls to rub on me and not have sex instead of going to house parties

If you had any doubts that Europe is a degenerate shithole continent, be free of them now.

>his local strip club charges for entry fees

I have never been to a party.

>pic
botox problems?

oh thank you so much. you know, it says something when that fake video is not unrealistic.

regardless, i'm glad it was fake. wishing you best of luck with your new presidency, friend

>not going for the buffet

I'm like Tarzan but instead from swinging vine to vine I swing from cock to cock

brain injection when their heads ran out of room

i like strip clubs
i like privates
however i cant stand when they start chatting with you
>oh how old you are
>22
>oh i have a kid just your age

boner killer imo.

wtf

>I want some dirty slag to shove her mingin cunt in my face and give me an eye infection for a couple of quid