Be Germany

>be Germany
>invade Belgium, France and Russia
>commit war crimes against civilians in occupied areas
>start the horror of using nerve gas
>use zeplins to bomb civilians in cities from a great distance
>send Lenin to Russia and doom Russia to the horror of communism
>ayo we din du nuffin, we wiz all equally bad in tha first wo`

Why do Germans down play the fact they where just as evil in the first world as the second world war?

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They're called Germ men for a reason

lol who cares

>>invade Belgium, France and Russia
Why didn't we help Germany again?

>LOSE
>2
>FUCKING
>WORLD
>WARS

>t. literally lost a war against emus.

this 2bh

Because Belgium was our ally

>>>>>nerve gas
>be British
>have no clue about chemistry

The Austrians are the root of all evil, not the Germans

>Be Britain
>Invade the entire World
>Rape women, kill children, enslave White races, pillage from the poor
>Commit war crimes against Spanish, German, Irish and Yemen civilians
>Give rapists and mentally ill men uniforms to rape and murder civilian populations who want independence to keep them in check
>Lie to allied countries outright, let entire countries fall and die after promising to defend, have your colonies do 80% of your job in both World Wars, send ANZACs to run into machine guns armed with only a bayonet
>Send the Jews to Israel and doom the Middle Eastern and all of Europe to Islamic extremism
>ayo we din du nuffin we wuz founders o civilization

Why are British people so irredeemable?

t. upper austria

>2017
>LITERALLY OPERATES PROPELLER PLANES AS MAIN FIGHTER PLANES IN THEIR AIR """FORCE"""
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>coming from mooreecane
Yo are the worst nowadays

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do

Why do Germans act so abhorrently and ungratefully?

but you cares, so come here and post here.

Germans are the worst thing to ever happen to Europe

If Poland joined Germans instead of staying on the side of Jews and Anglos, maybe we wouldn't lose 30% of population and our country wouldn't be destroyed in 90%. And we wouldn't be impoverished to african level by 50 years of communism from which we still must recover.

youtube.com/watch?v=7LKth8vUYjM

You are the worst thing that happened to humanity, anglo-scum. And your Jewish-Russian friends as well.

i don't care about nips opinions either and i still reply to you

the soviets did pay the biggest price to free germany: 20-25 million dead casualties. You just had 250 000 dead. We lost 6 to 7 million people. Germans just dont like your hypocrisy of always playing the good guys even though you did shit to the natives, in Vietnam etc.

Shitty bong BTFO.

Literally not a single line of that is true

>20-25 million dead casualties.

Most of Russian subhumans died because of alcoholism, lack of proper clothes and NKWD-executions, not even during fights against Germans

still far less evil than what UK has done.

Literally every single line of that is true
But you're brainwashed naturally, so it can't be helped.

Alcohol killed subhumans and now we are the pure nation of elitists.

>the horror of communism
=>Sup Forums

Good use they turned out to be.

Any examples of a single line being true?

The majority of our troops in the Peninsular war were Irish, so that explains that.

>now we are the pure nation of elitists.

Yeah, sure thing, Ivan.

t. adolf

kek why does every single post with brits in it end in them denying history.

What a sad bunch of people

>Most of Russian subhumans died because of alcoholism, lack of proper clothes and NKWD-executions

You're talking bullshit there are 10 million confirmed civilian casualties who died due to military activity and crimes against humanity!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties#USSR

Furthermore another 10 million Soldiers dead are confirmed, and most of them died also from military activity or crimes agianst humanity.

Only 6 million died due to other indirect causes!

>Only 6 million died due to other indirect causes!

muh 6 million

Why did Germany invade mars and kill all the martians!?

I posted it so it is history

The German is capable of only death and destruction. Any "positives" you might see are merely an attempt to redirect this.
>M-Muh Ordnung
Originating in an obedient "gesetzt ist gesetzt" attitude. All orders from higher authority are to be respected, strikes and protests are inefficient.

>M-Muh industry
Industry is the foundation upon which war is built. To the German mind it's not an end in and of itself, but a means to an end.

>M-Muh infrastructure
All the easier to Blitzkrieg with.

>B-But they're so nice and open and accepting and tolerant
To bolster their numbers, even if it means accepting Muslims. After all, German leaders from Frederick II to Kaiser Wilhelm, Adolf Hitler and yes, even Merkel were all Islamophiles. They admire the religion that so fits their character: violent, led by strong leaders and demanding of unquestionable obedience.

corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=4&verse=65
The Qu'ran states that nobody is a Muslim unless he willingly submits to Muhammad (not Allah, Muhammad) and finds in himself NO RESISTANCE against the prophet's orders. What more does a German want in life, other than a Polish woman to rape and a Russian man to kill?

The Americans were foolish and inexperienced. They should've listened to Foch: the only good Germany is a divided Germany.

haha funny are you a kid? Do you want to serious about casualty numbers than ok but you just want to insult russians.

Also Poland lost 6 million people, almost 20 % of the population died show some respect for your forefathers man

>Also Poland lost 6 million people

Poland lost only 3 million people. The other 3 million were Jews and they were not Polish

I talked about the 1939 population and not the ethnicities

Poles deserved to be killed for refusing to be ally of Third Reich and protecting Jews. We jewified whole world by exporting them to every single significant country. Now look at the world, look at the West, how shitty it became. It is all our fault.

Why so anti-German?

Look I dont want to get political i just talked about WWII casualties

totally worth it

enjoy your empires, europe ... oh wait lol at least you saved belgium and the jews

Friendly reminder that Germans are a disease that should be eradicated.
Friendly reminder that America went to shit around the same time that we began letting Germans in.

why are we always the good guys and why do we have such naughty neighboors?

Change word "Germans" to "Jews" and it would be true, kike

WW1 was basically playing chicken and nobody backed down
Germany carries just as much guilt as other countries that participated

When Napoleon conquered Berlin, he had the quadriga from the Brandenburg gate stolen and taken to France

When Hitler conquered Paris, he had the body of Napoleon's son brought to Paris from Vienna to be buried next to his father

Germans = magnanimous, honourable good guys who wish peace and brotherhood of all nations
French = sneaky thieves and backstabbers who just want to steal and destroy

No. I won't change Germans to Jews. They are both cancer. I don't have to choose between one. Germans have done nothing but destroy civilization. Kikes had nothing to do with them ooga booga'ing their way through Roman lands, bringing down the western half of the Roman Empire,, and plunging Europe into the dark ages. They also have nothing to do with them screaming "OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ ARYANS N SHIIEEEET, OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ ROMANZ N GREEKS N SHIET!"

>To bolster their numbers, even if it means accepting Muslims. After all, German leaders from Frederick II to Kaiser Wilhelm, Adolf Hitler and yes, even Merkel were all Islamophiles. They admire the religion that so fits their character: violent, led by strong leaders and demanding of unquestionable obedience.
yes, we are equal opportunity evil
everybody is welcome to join our ranks in our quest for world domination

I think thats Heinrich Himmler.
Shows how narrow minded you are when hitler is the first thing which comes into your mind when you see a Austrian flag. Btw I'm actually a moderate leftist.

Germany should've been dismantled after WW2

Sorry mate, but it is definitely not Germans who keep all your politicians in a pocket.

obsessed

how can we destroy roman land if we are romans?

why the fuck other European country can blame Germany while many of you did much worse things outside of Europe over hundreds years?

at least Spain, France, UK and US are 10time more evil than Germany.

>at least Spain, France, UK and US are 10time more evil than Germany.

And Russia of course.
Germany became punching-bag for them all

but we are good guys now, so in retroperspective it was a good choice not to dismantle Germany

Do you know when the American government's attitude towards Jews changed?
Hint: It was the same time that we began letting Germans in.

>invade everyone
>Everyone else is just as responsible as Germany

nah lad

>good guys now

Jurgen pls

>Russia mobilizes troops in show of support to Serbia, doesn't actually attack anyone or declare war
>G*rmans chimp out and declare war on Russia, which triggers the network of defensive alliances
>WE AINT DO NUFFINS

only one we invaded without declaration of war was belgium, which was kind of a dick move

let me guess, we are evil because we provide humanitarian aid for refugees

>>invade everyone
Belgium is now "everyone"?

I guess in Britain it is, after all it sounds better to say "We threw away our empire for "everyone" then the alternative.

>let me guess, we are evil because we provide humanitarian aid for refugees

No I respect you for that, but you're not "good guys" by any stretch of the imagination

The Euro is set up to benefit German industry to a disproportionate degree

Belgium, Russia and France, you know everyone of the allied you bordered?

>which was kind of a dick move
It wasn't, the German government offered to march through the periphery and pay compensation if allowed free movement but the Belgian king was told by the parliament if he accepted he would be finished so he had to play the tough guy.

Once again Germany wants a peaceful, quick solution while warmongers force the hard way on us.

Russia and France invaded Germany in WW1, Nigel. France invaded Alsace-Lorraine under Plan XVII and Russia invaded East Prussia long before any Germans entered Russian territory. At least learn some basic history.

>I wouldn't have hit her if she just let me rape her!
Smelly dumb German scum

>The Euro is set up to benefit German industry to a disproportionate degree
Euro was proposed by French against our will, and we had to accept it if we wanted our reunification

>Russia and France invaded Germany in WW1
Only because you declared war on the Russians after they mobilized to show support for Serbia despite them not actually declaring war on the Austrians. Germany DIRECTLY caused WW1 because its declaration of war on the Russians is what drew the French in.

Shut the fuck up chicano

The fourth reich by Merkel is even more evil.

Learn what the schlieffen plan is you utter melt, the fact that Russia invaded Prussia early on in the war is irrelevant. Also France retaking their rightful land isn't an invasion it is a liberation.

They did ww2 to cover up the atrocities of ww1

If you target a single group everyone will lose their shit, even though the death toll of ww1 were much higher.

also you are stupid for falling for the "It's all the Jews Fault" Meme. Even German Nazis hate you repent m8:
youtube.com/watch?v=y9LhyRKyZF8&bpctr=1485009651

tekstowo.pl/piosenka,landser,polacken_tango.html

Poles are the most delusional group in Europe. They consider themselves superior to East Slavs despite being raped by the Russians for several centuries and the fact that the Nazis considered Ukrainians partially Aryan and able to be Germanized while considering Poles to be subhumans who needed to be exterminated.

Germany did nothing wrong with attacking first in either war, any military expert could tell you so, simply because Germany has an awful geostrategical position and the quantitative supremacy of their enemies would always mean any kind of long term war would be fatal.

Since Prussian times all German military doctrine was built on quick preemptive strikes with very few decisive battles to keep the war as short as possible.

These "experts" here try to tell us that Germany should just have remained passive and waited until everyone else felt strong enough to crush Germany. I guess this way we woul at least have gained a moral victory, huh? But your propaganda would have made sure that wouldn't happen either.

>while many of you did much worse things outside of Europe

You point the thing, there are rules in Europe, and the germans choose to not follow them. They are the true evil of this world.

I can let this sort of slide in the first world war but you can fuck right off for the second, no one was hungry for another war especially the westerners after the hell they went through just 20 years earlier but Hitler decided to take the lads on tour and ruined Europe again.

I think most poles are very good people but you know there are always some few assholes in every country.

>Russia mobilizes troops in show of support to Serbia, doesn't actually attack anyone or declare war
yeah fuck the germans right , how could they possibly think that a mobilized army is a sign of war

>yes, we are equal opportunity evil
Except to whoever you deem the designated subhumans of the day. Yesterday it was Slavs and Jews, today it's white people. Who knows, tomorrow it might be Asians.

>Russia and France invaded Germany in WW1
Objectively wrong. Russia declared war on Austria after it declared war on Serbia, and Germany reacted by declaring war on Germany. Germany also declared war on France first and invaded neutral Belgium to get to it.

Plan XVII was a counterattack plan and a total failure, only good for redirecting some Northern troops to the East (and allowing for the Miracle of the Marne). Furthermore, the very fact that not only the Verdun defences were dismantled but the French were still running around in red pants (the Horizon Blue uniforms were already designed and ready in 1914 but not given to the soldiers in the field just yet) proves how unready the French were for the war. They had hoped the Balkans would de-escalate (and have tried multiple times to de-escalate the situation between 1910 and 1913) while Germany wanted war sooner rather than later.

>Germany did nothing wrong with attacking first in either war
Other than escalating the July crisis and invading and dismantling neutral Belgium? Wallonia, once the heart of Belgian industry, still reels from the aftereffects of the Rape of Belgium, which knocked Belgium from the 4th industrial power to a fucking joke.

>simply because Germany has an awful geostrategical position
It had a gerat geostrategical position, it just sucked at choosing allies and not upsetting everyone at once

>These "experts" here try to tell us that Germany should just have remained passive and waited until everyone else felt strong enough to crush Germany.
No, I'm trying to say that Germany should've picked the battles it could've won and not piss off everybody at once.

A dog or a bull can easily kill you too. Do you consider it as superior to you?

Russia is a third world shithole with dangerous armed forces - cavemen with nukes.

of course, the polish guy posting itt is proper mental, the stuff he says is extreme even for right wing extremists

Poland is a Jewish country, it doesn't have "extreme right wing parties", but it should have them, if it wants to survive. If i was a leader of Poland, my first decision would be starting development of nuclear weapon in secret from Poland's "allies". This single thing could save millions of Polish lives in next years to come

Poland exists only because western nations allow it to. It only regained it independence because France and Great Britain were feeling nice.

>lol who cares
classic germanicacy

>the German government offered to march through the periphery and pay compensation if allowed free movement
this is something that no county could allow

Yes, current Poland's independence is fully an American creation, indeed. But it also means that it can be very easily taken away by the USA or anybody else whom the USA gives green light to do it.

That's why Poland needs to give weapon to all of its citizens, to make it impossible to occupy, and also obtain WMD to scare off potential attackers.

>If i was a leader of Poland, my first decision would be starting development of nuclear weapon in secret from Poland's "allies".
Good thing you're not leading Poland then. Not only would this be borderline impossible to keep secret (suddenly rapidly increasing your uranium imports without any signs of nuclear reactors being constructed tends to make people suspicious) but it would also lead to multiple sanctions, if not an outright invasion in the name of multiple nuclear disarmament treaties. Poland would be considered a rogue state on par with North Korea, except without China covering your ass. At best you'd have to rely on Russia, but considering that's the country you're trying to defend against it won't fly. Hell, they might be the first ones invading you while waving around international treaties as a justification.

The best move would be actually investing the 2% of your GDP in your army NATO demands from you. Or rather, 2% of other countries' GDP considering Poland is the welfare whore of the EU.

Nice reading comprehension, Pshek.

you can trust in your western neighbours, poland
we would never let russia invade your without repercussions

>we would never let russia invade your without repercussions

Yeah, sure thing. You would put sanctions on it to remove them 2 years later. xD

>multiple sanctions

Well, survival of the nation is more important than quality of life.

>Germans are evil because what Europeans did to non-Europeans Germans did to Europeans.
Do you realize what a gigantic hypocrit you are?

not true
we would sanction the shit out of russia

>and Germany reacted by declaring war on Germany.