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The Hound is coming back next week. Clegane Bowl incoming.

>Ep 7 named: The Broken Man
>Ep 7 synopsis: The High Sparrow considers another target
>Cersei's champion for her trial will be The Mountain

ITS HAPPENING

will he ever rematch the dumb bitch?

a link to the teaser would help increase hype levels

hope he chops her head off and sodomizes her corpse

Brienne is a shit character in this show

injuries and outside interference are always valid reasons for rematches

why be hype about this at all? the hound is literally no match for the mountain, especially not super mutant robert strong.

you all are literal fucking retards.

Thats pre-selfrealizing Hound.

This is post-selfrealizing Hound.
He's gonna go full fucking kung-fu monk on his brothers frankenstein ass.

post yfw cleganebowl never happens

Fucking confirmed!

HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME

>post yfw cercei loses the trial by combat and gets beheaded

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get hype

she won't before tommen dies, and I don't see how he dies before her execution

He kills himself.

Next episode. It's happening.

That dude got so fucking pissed when I charged him $5 for a day pass at the gym I worked at 2 years ago. I let Rob Van dam in for free a few minutes later cause he didn't walk in like he owned the place.

Tomen will be killed by a sand snake but only after the cleganebowl already happened.

Basically cleganebowl happens, Cersei chooses the mountain, faith chooses sandor who wins.
Cersei gets super mad and out of nowhere a sand snake kills Tommen. Cersei snaps completely.

if you think gregor will win this one you're goddamn retarded

sandor's entire arc is to beat his brother

Margery's grandma or whatever kills him like geoffrey to make Margery the queen. Since shit is changing, and she's the one who turned the king towards religion, she'll have the people behind her. And then cersei dies.

Or Jamie in a fit of rage kills his own son, for some reason.

Last season was such a let down I haven't been watching this season at all.

But this may pique my interest.

That doesn't mean he will

>Stannis' entire arc is to take the iron throne

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with the great beard queen at his side? Unlikely.

The only way our great closet case, school boy bitch king will die is at the hands of the christ fags when Jaime inevitably stabs Bernie Sanders in the back like he did the mad king.

And Oberyn's entire arc was to avenge his sister. How'd that work out?

If spoilers are true, it's not a true Cleaganbowl.

Spoilers have said that Ian McShane's character has been sent to shut down the High Sparrow, after Olena narcs him out to the other religious figures in the Kingdom, that HS has gone mad with power. McShane and the Hound come to Kings Landing to kill High Sparrow for Olena and to de-legitimize High Sparrow's entire movement as fanatics.

Cersei will demand trial by combat, but denied by the High Sparrow, who rightfully calls bullshit on the entire concept. Cersei realizes she's going to be put on trial for realz and Tommen/Margeary basically confirm that she's going to be executed for her crimes and that they are done with her bullshit once and for all.

Cersei responds by ordering the Mountain to kill everyone. Margaery is one of the first killed by the Mountain, leading to Tommen being killed in retaliation when he tries to kill the Mountain. Seeing her last son die causes Cersei to order Kings Landing burnt to the ground as she goes full tilt crazy pants and either Loras or Jamie ends up having to kill her, though they are too late and Kings Landing is burnt down.

In the flames, McShane and the Hound arrive with extra goons. McShane has his goons kill High Sparrow while the Hound abandons his new boss to fight the Mountain, leading to both men dying in the burning wreckage of the city

Dear god that sounds retarded

EASY

Not sure how true this is, as it sounds utterly moronic, but the ordering King's Landing to be burnt down would explain this still from Bran's visions.

Jesus Christ, this show is going full retard

We've no clue as to how the High Sparrow storyline is going to play out due to the fact that we've had several differing spoilers for the season finale.

The only threads that seem to overlap are:

1. Cersei is eventually going to unleash the Mountain upon High Sparrow and the Faith Militants

2. Margeary is dead woman walking, in that the Mountain murders her as a result of Cersei sending him to slaughter the High Sparrow and his group.

3. Tommen also is killed; either in a failed attempt to kill the Mountain after Margeary is murdered or just plain jumping to his death, because he realizes that his mother never loved him and repeatedly manipulated him and set into motion the arrest/murder of his wife.

Very possible but after that last battle I just dont see how they have any more of that wildfire stuff left.

Going?

It was heading straight for the shark in S4, and jumped that bitch in S5.

Now it's just a hate watch.

>Not sure how true this is, as it sounds utterly moronic
I'd say that fits in well with just about everything else they've written this year

that sounds fake mostly cause it claims loras does something other than being a faggot

Pretty well tbf

being shit is one thing, but closed time loops and all of this stuff involving King's Landing and the Iron Isles is something else entirely

I hope they have some more jokes about Varys and Theon not having cocks, that shit just never gets old

Hound yes, Cleganebowl? Not yet, leaks confirm not this season

Is that you, Sharq? MH general represent though.

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