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LOTR tier speech edition

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How was tonight's episode?

I want to fuck Dany.

HOW

MANY

SHIPS

DAARIO

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Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

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I just need 20 fast ships

>Sophie Turner (Sansa) said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.

>Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.

>Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.

She can't changer her face you fucking retard.

USELESS
WASTE OF TIME

Are you fuckers serious
This episode is literally a 1

1000.

Oh, hello show watcher!

Do you remember that 1000 is the amount Asha stole?

And also 1000 is the amount Euron will build?

Yes, Euron will build 1000 in an episode and sail to you and arrive in the next!

Jesus Christ that new Aeron chapter is perverse as FUCK. Euron is basically an anime villain.

D and D really fucked up with their casting.

Did he do anything wrong? I seriously hope no one here disagrees with him, because he's 100% right and justified. Sam is fat useless porker.

Video games aren't canon.

Geralt's dead kid. Killed by fucking peasents.

>People claiming Arya's a super assassin now

Did they miss the part where the Cersei actress explained how incredibly obvious and suspicious she'd been, and Arya demonstrated no capability to quickly lie on her feet?

>Trial by combat

IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT

this is now a Witcher thread

suppose Stannis returns (one spoiler says a character everyone thinks dead is making a surprise return)

what would he do? there's nothing for him to do story-wise.

thats what happens when you hire a foreign porn actress

the fuck were they expecting?

Nah

>Dany needs ships
>Just in time, without knowing that she needs them, are Greyjoys getting them to her
Poetry.

>LOTR tier speech edition

GoT wishes it had LOTR tier anything.

>suppose Stannis returns (one spoiler says a character everyone thinks dead is making a surprise return)
The Hound is going to return.

>Sam steals Heartsbane cause he knows it can kill white walkers

I enjoy both the books and the game

learn to do the same, autismo

I like how show Reachmen hate wildlings more than the Dornish.

Kill yourself stannisautist

A lot of show watchers here.

You can tell the quality of the episode just by see how bitchy /got/ is

If Tommen dies (assuming Margaery isn't pregnant) who is next in line to inherit the throne? The two Baratheon "uncles" are both dead with no children.

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She literally changed her face when going after Trant.

Did you even watch the show?

But which one will seduce the dragon queen

Confess

He's wrong because Sam killed a walker and Maesters are usefull.

People forgot that she can't change her face.

why the fuck was benjen riding a horse.

>Geralt Fontaine dela Tour Dauterive
agreed

>witcherman scum
>sitting on the iron throne

How was LOTR trilogy on point with literally fucking everything?

Fellowship was GOAT. Peter Jackson is a God for directing that.

Quick question.

If the Faith can get Tommen to dismiss Jaime from the Kingsguard for attacking them,

WHY CAN'T THEY GET THE UNDEAD ZOMBIE MONSTER DISMISSED?

Literally no one

Battle royale for the Iron Throne

Isn't Gendry (one of Robert's children) alive and fighting with the brothers?

so what was the meaning of bran's flashbacks at the start of the episode?

As great as this would be. How would the Hound even get to king's landing? And who would allow him anywhere near the trial?

Uh... a lot of people are actually rating this episode pretty well...

but seriously
why is GRRM so shit compared to Tolkien

that's a stale pasta you dip.

Yeah, it'll be super useful in Oldtown. Or is he going to send it north with a fleet of 1000 ravens?

Daenerys

Would've been more subtle if Dany winked at the camera.

>hire literal whore to play a whore
>still can't manage it
>start to understand why her only marketable skill is to have men ejaculate on her

Literally filler.

I got boner when Jaime suggested his own walk of atonement, desu

>Asha
retard

Because she stole that face from the wall.

think you got benjim and coldhands confused showshitter

He's not going to Oldtown. On the show things like knowledge don't matter. Being a badass with a sword do.

if he dies it becomes a political clusterfuck with Tyrells, Lannisters and Sparrows now having a claim to the crown

not even counting how much of a shitstorm Dany coming back will cause

Bastards don't inherit...

Dragons will eventually fly over King's landing.

Too many of Tolkien's characters are just evil or good. Makes them quite boring.

> Son is able to read. and on the road to becoming a maester.
"LOOK AT THE FAGGOT, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!"
Thats how he sounded. if there was proof of Sam being a fuck up I'd be able to see his side of things but honestly he's just a prick.

Lol, no. Hes still rowing around Dragon Stone.

What will happen when Dany gets back to her castle?

Everything except The Last Wish is lowbrow fantasy anyway (including the entirety of the actual saga), might as well roll with CDPR's fanfiction being canon

SHE NEEDS THE WALL YOU STUPID FUCKER

SHE NEEDS JAQEN HAGAR TO GIVE HER THE FACE

SHE DOESNT KNOW THE MAGIC

I think the idea is to learn more about the steel, so they can possibly forge more.

>a Radovid post is what got all this witcher posting started
We have come full circle

yeah 2 min of filler and not showing the mad king saying burn them all

A lot of cunts.

The Faith choose him as their champion. Not that hard.

He would already be in contact with them and he'll be chomping at the bit for a chance to kill Gregor.

danny lel

>Getting A wildling and a greyjoy confused

for what purpose?

He's Victarion.

Hello, Redditor.

I'm friend with one of the guys who works for GoT's CGI.

he sent me this.

Ice dragons confirmed?

and who exactly is going to have the balls enough to tell undead gregor what to do other than cersei or qyburn? that thing can crush a man's skull with one hand, and on top of that he's ya know...undead... so it would be kind of hard to completely kill him

Could be legitimised if he is the only one with a link to the throne.

>Umber shout out this episode

Still holding out faith it's all a long con!

An absurdly rich slaver-king affiliated with Varys and Euron is replacing Jon Connington. And yes, Young Griff is female now.

So, you're saying sam's good 'ole pappy was right? But then why did the show tell me he was a bad guy?

are all sam scenes cuck propaganda?

Not yet, that will be in the future episode, where he doesn't ensure Sam dies for theft.

This is fucking Randyll - Harsh Justice - Tarly.
He has like 2 pages about dealing justice to thieves and cheaters and whores and shit. That's about the #2 important trait he has, after being an excellent war commander.

And he threatened to kill Sam just to get rid of him when he had not done anything yet...

If he doesn't get Sam hanged for theft, he's fucking ruined.

And of course he won't, or he'll try but fail, one more fucking incompetent Lord, after Stannis(his entire S5 story) and Euron (oops muh ships!)

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"Lord of Light" magic brings him back. Its fucking obvious, son

Nothing breeds hatred like being on the other side of the fucking world from your supposed enemy. That's why the Inuits and Vietnamese are such famous foes.

Not canon, fuck you and your good videogames.

>Arya
>Literally just takes a stick to the face all day every day while being blind for 15 years
>finally realizes she doesn't want to be a noone
>back to square one
>all she learned was how be a drifter who blends in with peasants

What a pointless WASTE OF TIIIIMEEE

They could have shown scenes of her being an actual beggar then getting sick of it and finding another sword teacher.

salsa where

Whoever has the most amount of Targ blood in them. Not counting Dany.

>implying you can only change your face if you use the wall

She's probably learned all the shit about how to prepare the face, already knows how to apply them.

She can probably just kill dudes, skin their faces and become them now

To foreshadow a mad king flashback. Jaime Lanister said last season he kept saying "Burn them all" even after he stabbed him, meaning bran or old three eyed raven is probably involved somehow.

>How would the Hound even get to king's landing?

You think this is a problem? Theon fucking walked through the North to Pyke and Littlefinger teleports everywhere.

Oh fuck off, that's a dragon from the Skyrim DLC.

There'd be a power struggle between the Lannisters and the Tyrells for the throne.

Now we know the iq of this bored

*tips a fedora at /got/ showfag*

There are people on this board, right now, posting among you like they're as normal as everyone else, who legitimately don't understand Arya's Braavos arc, the significance of the play, and why she left the Faceless Men.

Let that sink in for a moment.

The Faith Militant that just talked about how they're totally willing to die?

You're father was a cunt.