Whats your favorite Simpsons joke?

Whats your favorite Simpsons joke?

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I don't get it

>Oh! We've arrived in the vast cornfields of Canada. How much further to the grammar rodeo?

>getting the meme wrong
disappointed, mon ami.

its a pornography store. i was buying pornography.

>the aurora borealis?!? at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

Sneed's feed and seed (formerly Chuck's)

This one.
Really the whole running gag of instructional books/pamphlets like "So you've decided to Steal Cable".

???

Chuck's fuck and suck I think is the joke

>Any sign of the burglar yet?
>He'll show.
>How's that?
>It's his job
>How's that?
>He's a burglar.

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This meme doesn't work without the picture, you mobile posting piece of shit.

That makes no sense.

Number 8

>cartoons have writers?
>eh, sorta

This, but really, the entirety of Homer Badman

I love the play on expectations with this one.

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>implying just because I don't post a picture I'm on mobile
Kek. I didn't post the picture because I didn't want to google it, I don't save everything ever posted to Sup Forums. The picture doesn't add anything to it except for exactly what I wrote being wrote on a sign.

>le backpedaling mobile using redditor maxmay xDDD

The box! THE BOX!

14 CARAT GOLD!

look closer lenny

>So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him!
>How ironic.

A joke I still don't get.

>Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
>Get out.

What's not to get?

I love that in the episode where Mr Burns goes bankrupt there's a whole missing sideplot only slightly hinted at in which Lenny becomes the tyrannical dictator of the nuclear plant

That's right a girl wants to play football how about that
Well that's super duper Lisa but we already have 4 girls on the team
You do.. well football's not really my thing after all what civilised person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig
Well actually Lisa these balls are synthetic
And for every one we buy a dollar goes to amnesty international
I've got to go

The store is called Only King and Crichton, because those are the only two authors they sell.

Oh right, I forgot the name of the store. I thought it was just a generic duty-free book store.

>Oh my god! Jebediah Springfield has been replaced with a skeleton!

never understood that line

This episode is gold from start to finish

>The so-called 'confession' is just as phoney as the Howard Hughes Will, the Hitler diaries or the Emancipation Retraction!

>Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up! She called me a PC thug.
>Well, I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting...So here's what we're gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.

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PITT THE ELDER

>MY ASTHMA'S GONE! LISTEN TO ME BREATHE!

>Uggggghhhhhwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ughhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaah!

>Get out! You are banned from this historical society! You and your children, and your children's children!...
>...for three months.

>Hear ye, hear ye! What's for breakfast!
>Toast.
>I don't understand thee, Marge.
>Ye olde toast.
>Ooh.

>Now, pair off as I draw your names.
>Lenny and Carl.
>Aw, nuts
>I mean...um
>Aw, nuts
nothing spectacular or particularly clever about the joke, but it's one I've remembered for almost 20 years

>"Embiggens"? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

>I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

>You've been reading my diary again, sir.

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>I'm a chicken marge!
>I know homer

>Where's our motorboat, Homer?
>The mast had termites.
>Why would a motorboat have a mast?
>Because it...... shut up.

I used to love this one as a kid.

>But Homer and I had real chemistry on screen.
>Every day I thought about firing Marge.
>You know, just to shake things up.

ROIGHT THAT'S IT

I'M GONNA REPORT THIS TO ME MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

HEY GUSS...I GOT SOMETHIN TO REPORT TO YA

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>They tend to use low brow expressions like 'oh yeah" and "come here a minute"
>Oh yeah? They think they're better than us huh? Bart come here a minute.
>You come here a minute
>Oh yeah

THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE THAT IS

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PRIME MINISTER

HEY... MR PRIME MINISTER... AAAANNDDDAAAAYYYY

>A'ITE MATES? WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD

It's pleb tier but its the first thing that came to mind, there are probably better.

> man getting hit by football

Great question, would anyone like to answer?

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Honestly watching the Simpsons again makes me so sad about what happened to it. Isn't it something like a quarter of the episodes make up the golden age now?

yes, by all accounts simpsons should now be considered a 'bad show'

>Don't cry for me... I'm already dead.

>argh, i've got customers. call me back, ishmael.

>Joey... Joe-Joe Junior... Shabadoo

>Fire can also be your friend whether it's roasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie

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>I call it, 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus!'

Kino

What a terrible name

*that's the worst name I ever heard

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Miss Simpson, do you find something amusing about the word TROMBONER?

I'm legit disappointed with myself that I got a Simpsons quote wrong

Nobody likes Milhouse!

>Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
>Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
>He prefers the company of men!
>Who doesn't?

My favorite part is how he actually looks up when Homer says it.

My sarcasm detector is off the charts.

Oh that's a REAL useful invention.

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Apparently the animation was deliberately made bouncier in this episode. No idea why but it lends to a lot of the humor.

>I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.

>you have selected "No"

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>Now let's see...

>TIDE.

>CHEER.

>BOLD.

>BIZ.

>FAB.

>ALL.

>GAIN.

>WISK.

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The bigger eyes, too.

>Don't touch my stuff!
>Hey, this isn't the YMCA.

>Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Literally the best character on the entire show.

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>Attention. All honor roll students will be rewarded with a trip to an archaeological dig.
>*Cheers*
>Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archaeological dig.
>*Groans*

>Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
>You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid."

>You might remember me from such educational videos as "Alice's Adventures through the windshield glass" and "The decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".

Mr Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverending Story."

the one where they did minecraft lmao Xd

>I needed a new heel for my boot. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.
>Now where was I? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time...

>Mr McClure what does DNA stand for?
>Uhh

>JUST ASK THIS SCIENTICIAN
>Uh-

>Just ask this Scientician
>Uh-

>Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
>You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

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>"Give me five bees for a quarter"


god i miss when Simpsons was funny, its existence just depresses me now

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This is such a good episode
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he doesn't even go 'Uhh' he just looks at the camera and then it ends