How many ships will I need?

>How many ships will I need?
>A thousand ships, easily
>And who has that many?
>Nobody
>Nobody yet.

You can't make this shit up. They aren't even trying to mask the shitty convenient writing with good dialogue anymore.

Emilia looks hot again, perfect amount of chunk on those arms now desu

I'm already calling it, when Euron comes to offer his ships Denaerys will kill him and take them anyway.

>"Build me a thousand ships!"
>"You'll need a thousand ships, easily"
Yeah I'm surprised how that will turn out...

>cut to her smirking like a cheeky britbong

Why is her face so annoying to look at

How many ships did you say?

A thousand?

This bitter nitpicky mentality is so irritating

>redditors getting mad that their reddit show has reddit dialogue
wow

>nobody yet

Did you miss the part where Euron literally said 'I'm going to give chubby chubs a fleet so I get to watch as Daario dicks her'. Of course it's "convenient". Two characters are working towards a common goal, albeit one party doesn't know of the existence of the other. Then again, I don't expect basic comprehension from the average Sup Forums poster.

>hurr durr reddit

It's easily the least worst dialogue in the show you could post OP, nothing special, but far from shit or brilliant

where is she supposed to get wood to build 1000 ships in a giant desert

how convenient for her that euron is building exactly 1000 ships hmmmmmmmm

Of course. Euron like Stannis and Tommen is a man. And all men must die but not Daenerys cause she is not a man.

“All men must die, but we are not men.” - Daenerys season 3

P O E T R Y
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No, no (wave finger)

Euron Trump will try to RAPE her but stonk Dany will kill him in stead and all the Iron MEN will BOW to her and give their ships of free will

>meereen ships burned reminding the audience that daeny had ships
>Daeny pushes some fires and gets a new army because reasons
>greyjoys sailing to Daeny with a fleet of ships because reasons
>we need free ships to put this free army in

>And all men must die but not Daenerys cause she is not a man.

just as the prophecy foretold

Jorah with the force of love will heal himself from his madness but not on his body, slowly becoming a stone ship, so Daenerys and her horde will cross the Narrow Sea on Jorah in his ultimate sacrifice. Poetry.

I would've preferred that she sacrifices her new found army to the dragons or osomething, lik Griffith in Berserk. Would've be a better cliffhanger.

That's gunna be great.

but now Yara has the ships

only a few
not the 1000 they were gna build

you skipped past the part where euron told every man to cut down every tree in sight to build the largest fleet ever after she left

Yeah bro just turn your brain off and enjoy the terrible writing

Any reactions webm from the numale bar?

>Sail forth ark Jorah! show them the meaning of haste!

GoT generals have always been Reddit central. It's transparent as fuck too.

GoT general is full of redditors, everyone knows this.

this isnt GoT general dipshit

look at this cuck get triggered lmao

Not even any meme dwarf in this episode either.

Why does Cersei give a shit about riverrun but not dorne?

Because all Dorne did was murder her only daughter, Cersei's never been defined by her obsessive love for her children, has she?

It's gonna be great

She will burn him with a mug before she realizes that she's just burned all her ships.

YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL YOUR PROBLEMS BY THE MEANS OF FIRE, BITCH.

Where is Euron supposed to build 1000 ships on an island with practically no real resources

By using even more bad writing.

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the dragons.

The writing is so fucking lazy

The sets are fucking lazy

The costumes are lazy

The choreography is lazy

The cgi is ok

What the fuck are the spending money on?

>Daeny captured by Dothraki
>naaa just kidding here take a free army and navy

>Arya joins the faceless men
>naaaa just kidding, back to Westeros

>Jon dead
>naaaaaa just kidding, resurrected

>Sansa jumps from a deadly height
>naaaaaaa just joking she's fine

Fuck me no one actually likes these characters anymore do they?

I'm still digging everyone but Dany's stories. They've gotten lazy as fuck with her.

What does Sup Forums think she is made for?

I hope some major character dies this season, maybe Daenerys. If they kill Daenery - the same way the killed Ned - I would have some respect for the show. It just feels like some characters are untouchable these days... ASOIAF wasn't supposed to be this way.

>muuuh I need an army, gets an army
>REEEEEEEEEE I WANT 1000 SHIPS, will get 1000 ships
>Hihihi, now I will murder thousands of people so I can claim the throne

Fuck:

>tfw everybody will love Dany besides all this shit
>tfw terrible dialogues
>tfw Emilia Clarke can't act
>tfw every scene is cringe as fuck
>tfw every normie likes Daenerys

>chunky dragon queen

No thankyou.

How will Euron make ships when his fucking land doesn't have one fucking tree?

what was the point of her getting on the dragon? the people were already hyped for her after the fire scene.

That face. Jesus Christ, she is horrible.

Because she looks like a fake human being. And she probably is.

Last scene was terrible.
I love how nothing is shown but riding off and then suddenly she comes back riding a dragon

Like what the fuck.
It was so random with 0 build up.

Not so long ago they didn't give a shit.

I'm interested to see how far they'll go with emlia clark just to get some hype in the next season.

>exposed butthole on day time television
>one of her dragons rapes a peasant before burning them next time
>aborts a pregnancy instead of carrying it to term

Catering?

>one party doesn't know the existence of the other
Oh sweet summer child. This has been foreshadowed for a long time, Young Griff is going to be Rhaenys instead of Aegon in the show. Varys and Euron are plotting to replace Daenaeys with Rhaenys as an imposter.

>ironcuck comes and rapes her, becomes king of 7 kingdoms
>tfw feminism ruins everything

I think she should be in a really shitty unfunny sitcom after that. She was born to have fake laughs around her whenever she enters a room.

All the normies that I shoot the shit with about GoT hate kaloressi

Glad it wasn't just me. shes getting down to where I just like it. Maybe a tad more.

the characters are at the point now where they can't be killed because they haven't set out to accomplish what they're supposed to do yet. but once we get to the endgame, we'll probably see main characters drop like flies

remember last season when she was gonna break the wheel?

fucking hype speeches don't affect me anymore.

I know we will see major characters die on the end. I just don't wanted to go the obvious way.

It's fucking gay. I was the only one that thought Sansa and Reek died when that episode aired. It was the most beautiful deaths in the show and they threw it away.

You couldn't do better if you tried.Let that sink in.

Some fatty in moms basement thinks he knows about the quality of GoT.

money is on bastardbowl motherfucker. ep 9

Nope. It's bad. I don't know how anyone can care about characters like Jon or Sansa anymore. They're either boring and just their to move the chains along or just plain retarded.

>The costumes are lazy

nah

agree with the rest of it but nah

They are lazy

The quality in the first 2 seasons is so much better than recently

Lord cockless will give his ships and build some more with wood from trade. Golden statue city is a trade city after all. Why can't you just enjoy a series?

And the Greyjoys will cheer for her because she liberated them with her dragons.

Some of the sets are damned good too. Some of it is plain, but things like dungeons and the red keep etc are very atmospheric.