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Why did they hire him? Just. Fucking. Why? Because he owns a bunch of Ferrari's seems to be the general level of thought over at the BBC.

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Did the audience really leave after he yelled at them for not laughing at his jokes?

Because he is knows more about cars than even Clakson did, is funny and is good at working an audience. But then you'd know that if you had actually watched the show rather than decided months ago that you wouldn't watch it because the BBC "betrayed" your idol by sacking him after multiple warnings and a violent diva strop that led to a man going to hospital for daring not to heat up a pasty in a microwave.

Seriously, watch the show on iPlayer it is exactly the same as old top gear but the jokes are a bit better now.

He's a demographic obvisouly

alri chris?

go to sleep chevens

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I don't think it was horrible but this just ain't true, it was absolutely dull and paled in comparison to the old top gear. He's taken on something he can't handle, his ego is too big

Cars having nothing to do with Top Gear

>Man Goes To Pub
>breaking news at the Faily Heil

chris pls go

Jeremy needs to lose some weight holy shit

He's had that pot belly for years. I think he's got to that stage in life where he just doesn't care anymore. He doesn't want to change and he never will.

The only low points were too much time with the celebs in cars (they had to have 2 as it is a new leaderboard, will be back to 1 with less time spent on it as a result next week probably) and lack of a news banter segment.

Everything else was about the same but Evens is a bit funnier than Clarkson.

Hello darkness my friend...

What are the best seasons of Top Gear? 8 through 13?

You're just making shit up. It wasn't funny at all.

>Evens is a bit funnier than Clarkson

They should have hired the correct Chris Evans.

Why do people hate Chris Evans?

Because they expected slutman.

ugly ginger twat

Chris Evans might like cars but Clarkson has been a legit motoring journalist for about 30 years. I wouldn't defend Clarkson for getting himself sacked but I'm not defending this piece of shit either. From the staged "catering" joke at the start to the forced banter and poor chemistry that was nowhere near that of the old guard it was pretty shit. They could have at least tried a few new things instead of sticking with a format that was already getting tired even under Clarkson.

he defiled my original waifu

I don't think you understand. He literally does not give a fuck. Its why he's was so great on TG.

What's the deal with this guy? I've never heard of him until now, and all of a sudden there's some ugly old British guy with the same name as Chris Evans who's apparently the biggest cunt on Earth, and they chose him to replace Clarkson on Top Gear?
Who is this faggot.

>original show
>bunch of older lad mates having a good time making fun of minorities and riding around in cars

>new show
>DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH EVERYONE BE NICE TO EACH OTHER HERE'S THE TOKEN NIGGER AND WOMEN

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET THE FIRST EVER NON-UK HOST OF TOP GEAR?

...and they wonder why ratings tanked, for the first episode even! Next week will be even worse.

>Burma
>those little horses fucking the hosts up
>jeremy getting his balls grazed
>james injured
>chaos/ nobody speaks Lao

i cant look at evans without seeing piper slobbing his nob every night

But there are like 7 top gears all around the world. Here's the host of Top Gear Mexico in the border crossing special.

He's a famous TV presenter in Britain. Was pretty edgy in the 90s and came up with a few genuinely good shows back then which made him incredibly rich. Then fell out of favour but has made a bit of a comeback in the past few years.

They need a third host.

He's fifty-fucking-six, of course he has a pot-belly. Jesus christ the amount of underage on this board.

Where was the token nigger? I noticed one in Extra Gear but not Top Gear.

>comeback
Why, how?

This is the best the show has been in years, I can't believe you guys.

>James knocked out head bleeding
>Hammond rekt in Vampire
>Clarkson breaks thumb in volvo
>Clarkson slips two discs
>Clarkson burst ankle driving through brick wall with truck
>Clarkson falling off Vespa in Vietnam
its basically slapstick

One show where he was Alex Jones' co-presenter and the R2 breakfast show.

Ahh yes, the other Alex Jones.

The Alex Jones? Infowars dot com Alex Jones?

And not that Alex Jones either
This Alex Jones is a Welsh woman

I can't watch him without cringing

Leblanc was surprisingly good, I hope he finds something better when the show tanks

Seems that way, he started the program by saying they're "back with a new and improved audience"

The show sucked balls, fucking brits actually think Leblanc is a super star in the US. The only thing that got better was their test track; they added an off-road portion with a jump

Everything else was sub-par. I mean that gayish UK guy isn't really a bad host but.. their choice to go with Leblanc was terrible. They should've picked a black standup if they wanted an american co-host so badly, like Chris Tucker or somebody. Maybe an ex-NFL player like when ABC signed Michael Strahan to replace Regis

EwwwWeeeEwww...

>literally turning the most popular television show in the entire fucking world into this tripe because clarkson gave some inept jew who got his job through nepotism a slap

Keep up the good work BBC, glad to see such clever people spending public money so wisely

watching it now. wtf is up with this Indian restaurant shit?

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> fucking brits actually think Leblanc is a super star in the US.

No we don't, we're perfectly aware of his level of stardom. The reason he's on the show is because he scored the highest out of any other celebrity on Top Gear and knows his shit about cars, on top of the fact that he stars in a show over here that I doubt many Americans know about.

Stop hating on Matt.

The BBC's on its way out pretty soon anyway. It certainly feels that way, especially after what happened with BBC3.

They've just completely lost touch with anything outside their own boardrooms and it shows day-by-day.

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>now the track has an off-road portion with water holes

Is this to give migrants a point of reference? Why not race toyota pick up trucks with machine gun in the back. Make it like a biathlon with cars, where they have to shoot targets. They have two guests now anyway, so one could man the weapon.

>fucking brits actually think Leblanc is a super star in the US

This has nothing to do with it. One of LeBlanc's last roles has been in a BBC comedy so he was already on their pay role.

What? No we don't. He's probably a bigger star over here now anyway since he's on Episodes

>chris tucker

Oh, you're retarded

Evans looks like an unironic labor voter.

Saying we think Leblanc is superstar is like saying americans think David Jason is a superstar.

Stop talking our your arse. Leblanc was picked because:

A.) He had no work
B.) He's probably cheap
C.) He set a good lap record as a celeb in the reasonably priced car
D.) He likes cars

>BBC on its way out
David Attenborough save us!

>the mirror
Get out

>American thinks he's qualified to talk about bants

We're done here

He was in Friends and has been doing a show over here for a while, now, as I said. And again, he scored the absolute highest of any celebrity in Top Gear.

I don't really know what else I need to say on it, he's at a comfortable level of stardom.

>on its way out
You wish

>omg he takes up half of the show

How unusual for a co presenter

The only thing the BBC has going for it now is its talent in production of period dramas, original films and its entire BBC Earth team.

The BBC Earth team is actually the GOAT when it comes to nature docs.

>Yanks talking about bants

put a sock in it Yank

>"we're perfectly aware of his level of stardom."

>make an entire bit about him being chased by paparazzi
>takes up half an hour of the show
>dude has zero bantz
>crowd goes apeshit every time it's a Matt segment

lol

Why did you delete and repost this, fagboat?

It is, though. Even Doctor Who, which you could argue was the BBC's flagship show, has been losing viewers in droves.

They could easily unfuck themselves if they wanted to, but they're far too stubborn so it'll never happen.

What did he say?

Joey from friends was OK, but very wooden and obviously scripted. In time he might be quite good. Chris was way too hyper though. He came across as the most try hard dickhead off all time.

I can only guess you didnt watch The Night Manager, War & Peace, and Peaky Blinders this year then?

nice try, Chris, but I've seen the whole trainwreck:
>cringeworthy jokes followed by forced laugh and five minutes of clapping
>how could anybody with such an annoying voice host a radio show?
>Sabine and others demoted to extra
>Evans jumping around studio and waving hands like retard
>no flipped over Reliant Robins, absolutely underused
>presenters don't choose their own cars
>presenters help each other
>only two competitors, one broken car stops the whole race
>scripted scenes are painfully obvious
>visibly bored audience

Because you're full of shit
The guy hasn't been relevant here since his spin off was cancelled back in 2000. You got gyped
You're star-struck by our C-Lister's just admit it

Or maybe because his shows, TV & Radio attract decent audience. He's a familiar, well-known broadcaster in the UK too.

Seems you're the one who is struggling to understand.

That said, I'd have preferred someone else. I think his hey-day is long gone. They should have gone for someone younger.

From 2004/05 to 2009

>poltically correct banter

MATT LEBLANC EVERYBODY

annoying ugly ginger cunt. bbc hired him probably thinking just because jeremy was a ugly white cunt, it would be just the same if they found another equally annoying middle age white male.

No one really cared that much about him until he was announced as the new TG host. Now all these fat fucking Americunts are mad as Hell because they don't recognise him, know nothing about him and assume he's only been cast to because he's gay, which he isn't

He reposted. Wasn't worth it 2bh

I like how all the Yankspackers think the BBC should be tailoring the UK production of Top Gear to their tastes and desires.

When will these clueless fat beasts educate themselves on how the BBC is run?

>The BBC's on its way out pretty soon anyway.
Murdoch, pls go.

Yeah, the BBC really should pander to Americans and the third world because that's the demographic that pays licence fees.

So pretty much the same thing as its always had then.

>has been losing viewers in droves.
Nope.

Was it this special lil guy?

Lel

Coming from a country that gives jobs to people like James Corden.

You know what Yanks are like; they think the world is there to serve them.

>all dat projecting

Yeah

>fat yanktard detected

I used to get a lift with co-worker who listened to Radio 2, his voice first thing in the morning was like torture.
>On the bright side it used to wake me up.

It's OK I suppose, I hope Evans settles down a bit, he was hyper in that episode.
That's the first episode of Top Gear I haven't sat right through, which might say something.

and john oliver and piers morgan lel

fucking cucks eat up our bottom of the barrel celebs

I really don't mind the rest of Radio 2 - it's better than Radio 1, but I cannot stand Chris Evans.

There was literally nothing wrong with Joey. If anything they should slap him in American Top Gear. Chris Evans was a mistake, should've hired captain America for maximum memes

Was total shite, shocker

>all these triggered green teeth tears