FUCKING SAM KYS

>Be Lord of Horn Hill, proud family that even has a Valyrian steel sword
>Firstborn child is a son
>Can't wait to hunt with him, best day of my life
>He ends up being a massive faggot who spends his time reading Qarthese cartoons and eating
>Send him to the Wall so he can at least be beneficial to the society of Westeros instead of being a NEET
>Mfw he returns to become a maester
>Has the audacity to walk in with some wildling whore
>He claims he fathered a bastard but it doesn't even look like him
>MY FIRSTBORN SON GOT KEKED FATHER HAVE MERCY
>Tell him to get the fuck out at first light, my heart can't handle seeing the flaws in my genes
>The fat fucker steals a sword he has no claim to since I had him renounce his titles and the Watch made him renounce his name

Rad Randyll did nothing wrong. Fuck Sam, fuck Gilly, fuck 'their' son and fuck his storyline in both the books and the show

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He's gonna become a badass and show his evil dad, you'll see :^)

Except, Tarly sided with the Lannisters, so he deserves everything coming his way.

Also, you dont have to be a prick to your fat son, you simply toughen him up with diet and a reward system, instead of hating him.

>mfw "had enough to eat fatty?"

>training sequence montage showing Sam turning buff and preparing to fight his old man

What's wrong with siding with the Lannisters, faggot?

> hearts on fiiiire

>Tarly sided with the Lannisters
He sided with Mace, his rightful Lord.

>The Lannisters are one-dimensional bad guys

I don't know man, this show went to shit. I thought last season was the worst of them all. I was wrong.