>Be Lord of Horn Hill, proud family that even has a Valyrian steel sword
>Firstborn child is a son
>Can't wait to hunt with him, best day of my life
>He ends up being a massive faggot who spends his time reading Qarthese cartoons and eating
>Send him to the Wall so he can at least be beneficial to the society of Westeros instead of being a NEET
>Mfw he returns to become a maester
>Has the audacity to walk in with some wildling whore
>He claims he fathered a bastard but it doesn't even look like him
>MY FIRSTBORN SON GOT KEKED FATHER HAVE MERCY
>Tell him to get the fuck out at first light, my heart can't handle seeing the flaws in my genes
>The fat fucker steals a sword he has no claim to since I had him renounce his titles and the Watch made him renounce his name
Rad Randyll did nothing wrong. Fuck Sam, fuck Gilly, fuck 'their' son and fuck his storyline in both the books and the show