James Rolfe/Cinemassacre

>james's face when he realizes he forgot to delete this autistic video of him stealing mike's gadget schtick from the internet


youtube.com/watch?v=gkQpXTlD37Q

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primewire.ag/watch-2774366-Plan-9-online-free
patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=160959
youtube.com/watch?v=2zRgcjE34QA
youtube.com/watch?v=Wi5CsnHoJ1s
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>mike matei is the 1 person in the world to actually delete a video entirely from the internet

>james is the 1 person in the world to actually UNJUST himself

How does this dynamic duo do it?

MINEEY CRAFTAAA

What's with the obsession with Inspector Gadget.

They were mimicing a dvd tutorial on the inspector gadget cartoon dvd's If I remember correctly.

autism

Any news on the state of his baldness?

I was lead to believe by tv he was bald af, but it's not even bad
Just regular receding hairline

I thought the original super mario bros DVD vid was pretty funny before mike made the minercrafta obviously trying to recapture the humour but falling

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>double colon

Didnt even notice him say that.

BROWN
BRICKS
WITH
MOINCRAP

youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio

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Shitpickle is the most vulgar fucking thing ever.
I hate it.

>dude I shoved a pickle in my ass and it got covered in shit, I'll make a character out of it!

He made it when he was 31

This is something you would expect from max 14 years old

>You'll never stay up late into the night in summer watching AVGN videos you've never seen before
It was so comfy, I wanna go back to the past

>ywn be cucked by mike

to let him fuck your wife in the ass?

Jame's humor has always been poop joke tier.
Once thought it was just a part of the AVGN character, but time every new vid proves me wrong.

I had no no internet and electricity in 2008 and used to download the videos to my psp over extremely faint wifi signals that would drop out mid download.

He got me through.
#praiseJamesRolfe

man, you think Mike yells "moneycrafta" everytime he digs his huge dong on Rolfe's huge pleasure hole?


you think James Rolfe licks from his own lips the sweat that drops from his face to his lips, as he watches this good chap "pouring some sugar" on his wife's face?

desu avgn/monster madness never gets old.
it'll never be as fresh as the first time you see it, but its still immensely enjoyable even after repeated viewing.

whats Sup Forumss favourite video on cinemassacre?
my pic:
the stuff / sega cd video

Which one did mike delete?

>on cinemassacre
his first dvd collection video

>avgn
sega32X/action 52

Moiney crafta
its hard to find when searching.

Someone posted it in here though,.

It's not hard

Here's version with laughtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio

There was also that Elmo movie review that he removed.

youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY

EDGE

James is the epitome of what an online content creator should be.

>Never compromised his work for a sponsor
>Doesn't beg for money
>Doesn't lock any content behind a paywall
>Has a fairly consistent release schedule (J&M Mondays, Monster Madness, old AVGN eps etc.)
>Legitimately appreciates his fans
>Doesn't bow to criticism
>No bullshit on social media
>Notifies his fans regarding delays in the release of videos
>Has an actual passion for his work
>Puts genuine effort into each one of his videos
>Has actual, formal education in his preferred medium (i.e. film)

Full respect, no other person on the internet even comes close to producing to the same level James does. Even if you hate his videos or him as a person, you have to respect how much he actually respects the work he makes.

Agreed besides the "beg for money" part.
He begged alot. 300,000 dollars worth of ebegging.
Then begged people for free help on the movie.

Besides that though, He doesn't have a patreon begging for cash though, so that's a plus.
Probably an extremely dumb move by him though.

If spoony could get 5,000 dollars a month, imagine James. Would be like 15,000-20,000 per month.

Eh, as much as I dislike Kickstarter shit I see it as way less annoying than Patreon shit, which is more what I meant. And at least all of the videos Mike uploaded in the interim weren't filled with shilling for donations, I don't even remember the campaign being mentioned that much, but I may be totally wrong.

WTF
That plan 9 movie that james was in was only released this years. It took 8 YEARS of production

No surprise AVGN went downhill after Shitpickle, I went from being the best thing on the internet to something I'll check to see if there's new episodes every couple of months

James, please shave it off. I'm begging you. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just shave it off and move on with your life. You aren't fooling anybody and we're getting worried about you.

>using ipad with pen

Not one clip of him in that movie, or any clips from that movie actually has been posted on Sup Forums, besides the trailer.

>it's a mike episode

Having a new daily Monster Madness video in October is a joy.

That's the appeal. There's nothing funnier than grown ass men acting like teenage boys.

Guys, heres the link for the new plan 9 movie.
See if there's gold in there.

primewire.ag/watch-2774366-Plan-9-online-free

All I found skimming through was some huge titties at 56:10.

If james is really in this, then its just a really small cameo.

>20th Anniversary: How I Got Started video

No Budget Dream feels again

I'm sick of all the self-felatio videos he keeps doing desu. We get it dude, you've liked to create stuff as a child. Don't remind me every 5 years you cock sucker.

go to bed Doug

He creates more back-patting videos about himself then actual original content.

OH LOOK FREE IPAD

what's worst mineycrafta or the elmo movie review

elmo

so?

James actually seems better off than ever. Thank fuck.

-> #70240115
>so

no words for you my man.
not even giving you a (you)

Dumb (You)poster

patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=160959

They created a patreon but only promoted it in a video or two over a year ago so they never really got much out of it.

That's fake.
This guy created it trying to get in cinemassacres life like a fucking weirdo.

They have literally never advertised it in any video. Not sure how you got that in your head.

Yeah idk what the fuck was up with that movie. I didn't think it was ever gonna come out, then it did and James barely even mentioned it.

Even he knows it was fucking stupid that it took forever for the film to come out.

All he does is play a police officer in it and it's a small role. It's been a long time since I've seen planet 9 but I believe his part would be somewhere in the third act.

I could have swore I saw James and Mike mention the patreon in a video but I guess I am fucking crazy

How does he not kill himself?

The power of no self-awareness

>it's a mikes gf episode

Never trust a gaymur grill.

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>Downhill after shitpickle
>A character that first showed up before he was even AVGN and was still the Angry Nintendo Nerd

Nigger are you dumb?

Regardless, Shitpickle is fucking awful (not him btw)
I wish someone would fucking tell him to knock it off.

>those arms
is that a trap?

Even better,,

Because he's gifted and it'd be a waste.

>avgn/monster madness never gets old.
most of the new avgn videos since like 2012 are pretty terrible, painful to watch even, especially the one where he brought that old guy from Troma.
>whats Sup Forumss favourite video on cinemassacre?
the 4-part Castlevania review.

Where's The Shores of Hell video that they said they'd do? It's been like a month.

>whats Sup Forumss favourite video on cinemassacre?
I like the Lookin' at books videos

>He creates more back-patting videos about himself
There's like, 4.
>than actual original content
There's like, a thousand.

>be 15
>order pizza hut on a friday night
>eat pizza and watch AVGN videos for the first time
>no worries in the world

i miss those days friend

> here you can rub your finger on the mouse's scrolling penis
Kek

>favourite video on cinemassacre
Monster Madness

As far as AVGN goes, hands down the CDI Trilogy together with Plumbers don't wear ties.

shiiit

pickle

Oh jesus I forgot about that gem of an episode. The best ones are when James digs up some obscure shit that has no real reason to exist.

>It's a Mike and James in drag episode

I really have no idea how Mike even gets his dick hard around that thing.

Has Melissa Fatcarthy and Dane Cook destroyed him yet?

I know he is a misogynist pig and hates LGBTQ community too I'm sure.

lol it really does look like james in drag

Dane Cook did.

I avoid Mike episodes like the plague. Who is that beast and when did he start hosting Goth Talk?

>someone actually thought this would be funny to make

>Not understanding it's making fun of all the autistic videos about Minecraft
Mike only makes kino kid

That Ryan guy is live streaming the new DOOM right now

youtube.com/watch?v=2zRgcjE34QA

who?

the guy with the bad haircut that only plays flavor of the month games

apparently very bendy

Ryan's alright in my book. Never did anything to make a bad inpression and stays out of most videos.

that video is legit hilarious tho

Bootsy is best Cinemassacre

>Ryan

Never met a more boring and vanilla "internet personality".

agreed.

Nobody can be this autistic. I mean I actually laugh'd because this was just too autistic to be real.

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Which one of you did this?

Yall see B-rad's video about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wi5CsnHoJ1s

>Paying money directly to a streamer to "troll" them
Retards nowadays don't know anything about trolling