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>Euron: Hey fuckers i need 1000 ships. Make sure they're done before season end

Next episode

>Daario: Hey Dany, you got no ships lol
>Dany: How many i need?
>Daario: i say 1000 exactly
>Dany: Hmm. *turns to camera smiling* Nobodys built them for me...*winks*.. yet

DABID THATS FORESHADOWING. DO YOU THINK THE STUPID AUDIENCE WILL GUESS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN LOL IDIOTS

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>tfw no Jonsa
>tfw no Sansa seeing Ghost
>tfw no Sansa and Jon playing with Ghost together
>tfw no Sansa and Jon having a snowball fight
>tfw no Sansa and Jon wrestling in the snow together before she's awkwardly on top of him

Why even live?

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rip

>Get to see to finally see Jaime stabbing Aerys
>Its a throw away scene that last 2 seconds
>I'LL JUST STEAL MY FATHER'S FAMOUS VALARYIAN STEEL SWORD. THE GUARDS WILL DEFINITELY NOT NOTICE THAT
>DUDE MACE IS AN IMBECILE LMAO
>Assault on the sept just blue balls everyone
>Jaime is now only going to the Riverlands in the last few episodes of the season also he's a vengeful asshole FUCK YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
>Benjen using chains for weapons
>Benjen being Coldhands
>Benjen not instantly becoming a wight and he instantly didn't die when everything we have been shown someone getting stabbed by a White Walker they die instantly
>Arya
>Danerys will cheered by normies when she invades and causes countless destruction to Westeros
Why is this season so bad bros?

Based Fredposter

GO BACK TO YOUR RLM FRIEND SIMULATOR SHILL THREAD

>promise meme ted

what did this mean?

As a former slav, I'd like to give you your daily reminder: the word slav comes from the word slave because of all the various nations which conquered us

>your son is a useless cuck
>brings his wife's son to be taken care of by you
>steals your priceless sword

What do you do?

DAYNE?

Now I REALLY WANT an anime version of GoT

Promise me, Tommen!

Wait, Game of Thrones said that?

I thought he was like 15

Wasn't he like 16 when this happened, why does he look 43?

no more oysters and clams

does it matter, we are the only ones not getting destroyed by western degeneracy, no white guilt, best looking women in the world and one of us infiltrated the white house

Time for a little hunting trip

Challenge the accepted laws of succession and leave everything to my other son.

she really got her smirk on this episode

We already have one though

I need exactly one thousand ships

>it's a High Sparrow crowns himself King episode

Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

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How far is he gonna get? If he goes to the Citadel he's FUCKED.

Daily reminder that literally nothing has been accomplished in Arya's plotline

You must have really good eyes if you can tell a person's age when you can't even see their face and they're neck to toe in armor

And this is why this board is becoming more cancerous as each day go by

I know, 10 minutes of smirkfu scenes? It must be my birthday or something

Sam won't inherit shit, he's in the night's watch remember.

>Blood of My Blood

What did they mean by this?

EVERY FUCKING EPISODE THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING FART JOKE OR A DICK JOKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SHOW. IT IS UTTER SHIT FOR THE LAST TWO SEASONS. FUCK YOU D&D YOU JEWISH HACKS

>Get in the fucking Wall, Sam.

We better get
"You must be blind as well as maimed, Ser. Lift your eyes, and you will see the direwolf still flies above our walls."
next week.

>(farts)

he joined the black
he has no claim and renounces when joining
then again he does also claim not to father any kids either

And what would happen if D&D deliver jonsa as canon?

benjen?

Probably referencing dany's ebin speech at the end

Nothing's gonna happen
D&d care only for epic Dany Jon and Tyrion

>GoT is now Walking Dead tier

Redditors will defend this

> you'll never get to make her laugh
why even live

You just KNOW

damn, I want to bugger the waif while she says mean things to me.

How could D&D possibly write a romantic subplot for Jon in the last 2 seasons?

Did i miss any Radmure memes?

benjenXbran
tommenXjaime/cersei
margaeryXmace/olenna

danyXbloodriders

What is the difference between dragon dreams and green dreams?

Reminder that all of your waifus are shit compared to frogfu
>you will never caress her as she starts to go insane with stress as she drags bran from wights

good post

>betray my assassin club
>don't take out the target, instead blow the operation's cover
>get back my sword I was meant to throw away
>...don't run away right there
>go back to the assassin club
>where I definitely won't be killed in my sleep

Seeing as he is the son of the mad king he has more right to the throne then the baratheons.

I want to fuck her vagina with a knife.

REMOVE KING TOMMEN

STANNIS BACK FROM DEAD EPISODE WHEN

>EVERY FUCKING EPISODE THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING FART JOKE OR A DICK JOKE

This has been the case since the beginning, and it's been the case for every goddamn page in the books too.

Nah Squidfu is where its at.

Dragon dreams are sent by Quaithe. Green dreams are sent by the Children.

>You're not READY to come. I'll never let you come.

i dont think she went back to the assassin club, m8

Dragon dreams involve dragons and are a Valyrian blood thing.

Green dreams are a First Men blood thing and related to Greenseeers/CotF

I hope the woman Arya was supposed to kill spent her free time stealing from orphans and molesting puppies or something awful so Arya feels like shit for not doing her job

That's the point, he forced his son into the Night's Watch under threat of death so that he wouldn't inherit.

Sam wanted to become a Maester (which would also remove him from succession and be connected with something he is actually good at), but Papa Tarly just acted like a cunt and sent sonny boy to the penal colony.

Have you ever heard of a thing called 'source material'? It matters, generally

Almost threw my remote through the TV at that. We had an episode completely free of obviously shit writing, then they drop that bomb on us. Still, I hope this Cogman dude brutally murders DnD and assumes their place in society. Because he's a far better writer than the Jews.

Tommen will remove himself shortly

1st for the Rightful Heir

Most posts in this thread have no replies, and yet we're always told there has to be a general thread in order to foster discussion.

>melisandre finds stannis' rotten corpse
>hmm I wonder if this would work
>does her hair voodoo shit
>stannis comes back to life as a zombie

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>molesting puppies
>awful

Lyanna Mormont

>The brotherhood without banners is mentioned
God damn, what happened?

This episode fucking rocks!

Would you be so kind to remind me what happened to Riverrun in the books? I don't remember Blackfish taking it. And what happens after Jaime takes it?

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I think her whole test is to take out the waif and the actress contract is an epic ruse on Jaqen and Aryas part

I can't decide between the two

She was in a bare stone cellar, no? Looked a lot like the tHoB&W to me.

Is she playing a game(of thrones) or is she really into the high sparrow's bullshit?

Is that Brienne?

The show Iron Throne looks so cheap

i need some porn with short babyfaced chicks and BIG mountain-tier dudes now.

>rickon shows up this season
>dickon shows up this season
>yfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos

>tfw dnd spend lots of times on subplots that don't really go anywhere, then spend 30 seconds on the reveal to Bran that the Children of the Forest created the wildlings to defend themselves last week, and this week spends about 30 seconds on the reveal that Bran is the three eyed raven and that he will fight against the iron king in the end

I mean these are big reveals but the show seems to just brush over them

dear god I can't control my horny level

He's Tommen's heir now that he's out of the Kingsguard, and Lord of Casterly Rock. I figure he'll never make his way back to King's Landing though, it'll get blown up by Cersei. He will be King in the Rock and Reach.

But dragon dreams are what convinced the Targs to leave Valyria before the doom. Has Quaith been alive for over 300 years?

You've written plenty but said nothing.

>Princess Shireen, I'm M.O.U.N.T.A.I.N.

hey cool i didnt catch that part in the visions

t. reddit

Who read the cliffnotes on fatman's new chapter?

> binds his own brother to a ship prow
> also revealed he raped his other brothers and killed them
> falya flowers gets her tongue cut out and is bound next to aeron while pregnant

Did Lannisters put Freys in charge of riverlands in the books?

Blackfish never lost it until jamie came and they surrendered. Blackfish escaped and his whereabouts are unknown.

Best scene in episode 6.

Apologize, /got/

I'm surprised Gilly isn't higher

POTTERY

heartsBANE?

>Benjen just casually tells us that the Three Eyed Raven is Bran
Shouldn't this have a bit more impact than just "Oh ok"

She is playing the game to get Loras out