Trek

This is Klingon space, turn your ship around or we open fire.

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I assure you we are peaceful, were looking for a lost shuttle of ours

>"taH pagh taHbe"

What did he mean by this?

Still cannot unsee those ships as having space sombreros.

You in the hood now nigga, bettah split, or we put a cap in yo ass

It's called the bridge, which children are not allowed on, run along now bye bye!

>Para ti!

What did he mean by this?

Lower your shields

you have a singular wit, user

I wanna start watching but couldn't find a torrent for the original one, only for the TNG. Do I miss much?

You tried to destroy me David, but I came back more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

I told you to stop, Dave... I told you to stop.

FTFY

Sir I recommend opening fire immediately, the ship could have hostile intent.

Fuck you now I see it too.

no, Worf, STFU!
youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

FUCK. I do too now lololol.

>watching Voyager
>Year of Hell ep with based Kurtwood
>completely reminded why time travel shit fucked up Trek.

That shit and holodeck episodes. Just fuck that shit.

Thats a big hat

For you.

Should I beam him into the vacume sir?

Aye

'shling*

No..you can't get away

Goddamn you.

Filthy Mexicans.

Build wall.

For the last time, it's called a bridge.

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the best Trek ever.

What is jew like behaviour?

This image and the subsequent site make anything and anyone who do deceptive things "Jewish".

I have to believe that it is either a dedicated troll or a Sup Forums infected Trekkie.

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Explain "Chosen Realm", and the agenda of the trans-dimensional "Sphere Builders".

Denial isn't a river in Egypt.

fuck you

Children off the bridge please

Is this the comfiest character in Trek history?

A cuchi moya user

Quite comfy, I would say Captain Archer though when he's not in rage mode.

Chakotay is top chill tier. Would be an ideal neighbor pêh
Akoochimoya!

"Dr. McCoy to Enterprise. He's hammered again and talking to furniture."

You can do it the Starfleet way or the Maquis way.

Aka: I'm gonna knock you the fuck out.

Is this entire thread an Orchestrated Event? This is some next-level cancerous shitposting

this long ass, boring movie is just getting started.

*loud electronic twanging noise*

i liked it up until they enter vger, then you can just skip to when people start talking again because there's a solid 20 minutes of the ship crawling slowly over a big model in space with really dramatic music played over it

Don't forget the 20 minute pan of the enterprise in dry-dock.

pure, unadulterated kínögrāphìé

Kekd hard

You have to consider the time when the film was released. It had been ten years since TOS was cancelled. The (then) new Enterprise refit was far more detailed and clearly photographed than the blurry, winked out images of the original model they saw in the tv series. The fans actually loved that long sequence because it stimulated in them mixed feelings of nostalgia and wonder which, at that time, was very entertaining, and satisfying.

Ah thing u fine it be

Someone saw the "roleplaying" square on the bingo board and got inspired.

God I fucking loved this movie. I don't even give a shit it was so stupid, I just fucking loved it.

Post stand offs.

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What is it about TNG era direction and space visuals that seems so visually appealing still to this day?

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Actual models photographed on film and not pure CGI creations.

and it came out like 9 years after 2001, which I feel like it attempted to emulate.

loved that noise
they should have develped the vger story with greater depth and gotten rid of that bald negress

Sci fi at the time was pretty boring as a genre back then. Look at stuff like The Andromeda Strain, stuff was just a lot slower in those days.

and it came out like 2 years after star wars which outclassed it in just about every way

>(you)

>9 years after 2001

Of course you meant 11 years after, and yes, I agree, they did incorporate elements from 2001, which was quite obvious.

Okay, here goes..
So basically I have a penis and a scrotum holding two ovular balls called testes.
Now these testes connect to what's known as the prostate gland through a duct called the vas deferens.
Stay with me, okay? Now here, in the prostate, a fluid is secreted and expelled with a fertilizer, so to speak, called sperm.
They combine to form a mixture excretion called semen.
When in a state of sexual arousal, the penis, that long but limp shaft you see here, hardens via a balloon effect that increases the flow of blow within it.
As the intercourse of my species reaches it's "critical state", the prostate expels the semen through a duct that leads to the urethral opening, or the end of my penis, and expels it out into our female's vagina.
I could show you how this actualized if you are interested.

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ACK, I meant flow of BLOOD, Soren. Like in the veins of my penis, not "flow of blow" that's a whole 'nother thing we could get into later..

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>We'll head down to engineering, store ourselves in the transporter buffer, and wait for this whole thing to blow over
It was a pretty solid plan until Scotty ate the other guy

>Riker-showing-from-behind.jpg

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More intellect, less cgi flash/boom/gee-whizz

trekcore.com/blog/2016/05/voyager-novelist-kirsten-beyer-joins-trek-2017-team/

So is this a good writer or what. Never read any of the novels.

Well, at least she's not Peter David.

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>yfw Riker said this over the ships intercom system so everyone onboard heard it

Whats the most horrific death in any trek?

no, original has aged horribly. Watch TNG

god damn worf was such a cuck

TOS > DS9 > TNG

That one disruptor that slowly rips your body apart sound pretty gruesome.

Fajo..

This one should be on the list, of course.

Chakotay's considered bland and uninteresting but had a marvelous few episodes centered around him like "The Fight".

Comfy and cool, never flies off the handle.

And his Indian stories are the best.

What a shit episode. Fuck you, Brannon Braga. No more stupid transformations.

>And his Indian stories are the best.
You mean his Armenian stories.

Not in those 23rd century garbage cans you wont. Even if I knocked my shields to half you still wouldnt have them down by this time next month.

Aren't you gonna answer that damn phone?

WHAAA? I CHANNN HEHH OOH!

Hello I am a Vulcan what is the meaning of this you are illogical hehe

CURNETH, DON'T!

that season was pretty good except for one or two episodes

hoshi archer and malcolm being transformed into dumb frog posters was like dropping a log in the middle of a rosy garden

Does Veep get Sup Forums's seal of approval? Is JLD still fappable?

Profile expanded.

Wait what did UPN do?

Voyager and Enterprise

Can we blame UPN for that? I thought that was the producer's fault.

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