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>Promise me, Ned..

Who /snek/ here?

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MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY

REMINDER: BRAN DID NOTHING WRONG

Reminder

R + L = 3 Dragon eggs. She died laying them.

>Tfw when no giant sansa gf

Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known four hundred years ago, in the days before the Doom, and even then they would have cost a kingdom.
Euron did not lie. He’s been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.

>Reminder

10th for something

The only good to come out of those abominations is the snek meme

Reminder that if you like this character you have personality issues.

>Dany, Jon and Tyrion hatched from them

>Not fat enough already, user?

Link to the new chapter pls

here bro

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>REMINDER
Ned performed a C-Section on Lyanna with Arthur Dayne's sword Dawn.

Jon was born under a bleeding star and now fulfils every single requirement of being the prince that was promised.

Remember when he was actually a cool, mysterious character in S2?

Is that photoshopped?

>tfw no giant stalker sansa gf

He has been around for too long.

What would Mike and Jay think of this show?

>performing a c-section with a sword

top fucking lel

Episode 7 is going to be all about how tarded Sansa is and how nobody trusts her. It's gonna be great.

Not really

Remember how the guy in this season is a different character?

Remember the reminder that I reminded you that 1st , 2nd, 3rd, etc. posts in this thread were reminders about the reminder to remember the reminder.

>socialism does not work

That's not it at all.
The problem is he has done jack shit.

YOU JUST KNOW

It's not the same guy tho...

No, she is the world's first known giant. All the time she is on screen is green screen and CGI'd in.

He nailed Jaqen in S2.
I was glad to have Jaqen in Braavos because I thought he could improve that shitstain of an arc.
It was my fault for thinking D&D would actually improve something or that Braavos could be fixed.

They could spend hours hating it.

>The scales were edged in red gold
wat

>BENJIN = COLDHANDS
>BENJIN = COLDHANDS
>BENJIN = COLDHANDS

Jaqen wasn't in Braavos though...

Daily reminder that Valyrian Steel is just regular steel infused with dragonglass (which Sam will find out after reverse-engineering Heartsbane and the reason why Stannis mentioned there's lots of it in Dragonstone )

Based Howland

Sounds dank af

The only story arc that's even remotely good is going to be Jaime in Riverlands, everything else is shit.

>implying cleganebowl is going to happen this season

Benjen you fucking normie

>Bran warged into Bran and made Bran climb the tower
>Bran warged into Cersei and made her bring Jaime up to the tower to fuck her
>Bran warged into Jaime to fuck Bran warged into Cersei while Bran warged into Bran watched Bran fucking Bran while Bran watched
>Then Bran warged into Jaime pushed Bran warged into Bran off the tower while Bran warged into Cersei watched Bran fall

haven't been following the series, is tarlybowl confirmed?

Backing Sam and his wife's son desu

Is Sam his generation's numale?

Except he is, they're called Faceless Men, they use different faces. It's the same guy in the books just with a different appearance. That would confuse normies too bad though.

who dat?

Well.
Jaqen's face is.

Jon is the most interesting one for me.

fucking cofnirmed

>anything outside of The North
>relevant

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It's made of tomatoes.

>Stannis mentioned there's lots of it in Dragonstone
No thats because it alone kills others.

Change log for those interested

Events, jobs, plots and decisions:

Re-enabled some lovers event disabled by Way of Life DLC, including event where lovers may get married
When sending a relative on a foreign tour you can now instruct them to find a foreign marriage alliance
Custom made high valyrians can make their dynasty subject to the coin flip events
Slave children can now been force trained
Added back in shrewd and dull as traits gainable in conclave education
Any ruler can now call for aid against foreign powers using some sort of invasion casus belli
Absorption of nomadic clans can now be voted on by the council
Added a decision to build a flagship, with associated events
Added a decision to enslave the natives of a colony
Added events that inform the player when one of their relations is either blinded, castrated, tortured, forced married or kidnapped
Added a special event for the Thenn in AFFC
Can now hold a funeral for a friend
Bodyguards can now rescue captives Barristan style
Added in the vanilla introdue heir decision, amibition and events
Added a child has teenage infatuation with vassal child to introdue heir events
Ironborn salt children now start a new cadet dynasty when they marry
Characters can now petition for legal redress from their liege at a feast
Added another feast event
Added Godswood buildings to Old Gods and Wildling Gods Group temple baronies, they grow over time and give prestige + piety to liege
Added an event where a black brother or wildling can find dark sister beyond the wall after Bloodraven dies

The guy Arya originally met in the Riverlands is now Pate in Old Town. I highly doubt the kindly old man is Jaqen because he has his own affairs to deal with.
Even Syrio is more likely.

last scene of the season is gonna be good though (that's if they don't fuck it up)

>Riverlands episode
>It ain't me starts playing

>Daily reminder the faceless mens personalities make no sense

>If you wear a face do you take on that faces personality?
>If so then why did the original S2 Jaqen have a different personality?
>Why did Arya not 'become' the girl she was wearing
>If not then why does the S6 Jaqen have the same personality as the one who died in season 5.
>It is implied that the original Waif took over the Jaqen face, so why does the new Waif still have the same grudge against Arya

Fuck this shit

Yeah but it's not Jaqen, he clearly said Jaqen is dead...normies

I don't like Bran but I really really like his visions.
i didnt hate aerys

Why does he keep his sword in the dining room?

>Sansa vs Ramsay
>interesting

>The guy Arya originally met in the Riverlands is now Pate in Old Town

wat

That was a good chapter.

It's an heirloom

Post yfw got ends with dany, jon and their children in the throne room, and jon says "and that's how I met your mother", then tyrion comes out of the shadows and teels them "it was truly a song of ice and fire".
>And who
>are you

autistic post

>I don't like Bran
It's a tripfag is a colossal faggot episode

Faceless Men are fucking retarded, shouldn't have even been invented in the first place. Consequently Arya and her entire plotline have and always will be shit.

>Le edgy assassin girl xD

They have literally the same facial descriptions. After he switches faces in front of Ayra then someone shows up with the same face in Oldtown.

A guy kills Pate in old town, he is described word for word exactly the same as Jaqens new face he takes when he leaves Arya. He's in Oldtown with Sam doing some shit. Will probably be important in the books because emphasis is put on how scared he is to die when Arya names him, he really needed to live and then go there.

Oh, that explains it.

You just know.

or does it?

the throne really does look silly being that small. did they destroy the throne room set or something?

>mfw cucks don't know you keep heirloom weapons on/over the mantle
You are a pussy from a line of pussies.

SIKE NIGGA U THOUGHT

A Valyrian steel sword is a huge status symbol. Some of the great houses don't even have them. The Lannisters had to steal the Stark's for example. It would defiantly be something to show off when you have guests for dinner.

Explain it then faggot

Why doesn't Dany fly Drogon to Westeros????!!!

>yfw he speaks
>"Bran, I am your father"

>Sansa
>leader
So you haven't read the leaks then

haha! but in d&d world sam never makes it to oldtowne he is rampaging with heartsbane and gilly on his side

DELETE THIS

Whats stopping a dinner guest from getting the sword and killing everyone in the room and keep it for himself? (inb4 guest right)

The weird thing about that is that the magic he uses is different from them using blood to melt faces onto eachother. Arya watches him do it instantaneously.
It could be assumed that Jaqen's face isn't even one the house is in possession of.

But the show doesn't give a fuck about petty details like that. Unlike autists who try to parrot lines that have been contradicted for their own sense of superiority.

Because you can't conquer the world with just an air force. You need infantry to hold cities.

Also, they're too small.

Drogon is still rather small, and a single dragon wouldn't be much use without an army. Aegon had three fully grown dragons and an army from dragonstone when he launched his invasion.

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WE

ARE

SAVED

When is she going to get SNOWED?

Was GRRM prophetic? how did he know that in 2016, women would lead illegals and foreigners and rapefugees into white lands while styling themselves as conquerers?

>implying his first words won't be

If Cleganebowl is going to happen. we should've seen Hound already at this point

Because Randyll would fuck them up

very very VERY retarded post

Ok so it looks like Ned performs some kind of C section on Lyanna based on the vision.

What if he uses Dawn to open up her belly

>Jon literally born under a bleeding star

Do you think Varys will be in the next episode?

>“Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king. I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair.”

>“Why would I want that hard, black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

> Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye. A great, tall seat of razor-sharp iron of barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood. Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there, and the Father, and the Mother and the Warrior and Crone and Smith, even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer, foreign gods, The Great Shephard and the Black Goat, Three Headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light, and the Butterfly God of Naath, and there swollen in green heft devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the Red Sea Horse, still dripping from its hair.

>Then Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again and the priest woke screaming in the bowels of Silence as piss ran down his leg.

I only believe in our lord and savior, Euron.