How did you people possibly dislike pic related? It's probably the best superhero story I've seen since Watchmen

How did you people possibly dislike pic related? It's probably the best superhero story I've seen since Watchmen.

Contrarians.
How new are you?

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it's too Patrician for Sup Forums

Becoming to artificial

We already know how the marvel movies work because they do the same shit every time

but the villain actually won this time

this is you

fuck off loser

it's a decent action flick

Unless you're calling Captain America the villain, that's not the case. Daniel Bruhl didn't get to kill himself and Steve and Tony seem to have put their differences back aside. It all gets tied up in a neat little bow despite the fact that a cliffhanger would have been perfect for a series with movies this frequent. It would have been akin to The Empire Strikes Back in that way, with a payoff coming far sooner.

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you can fix your image easily its called 180o flip. Thanks in advance.

To quippy

way too many forced characters put in there for merchandising reasons. Spider-Man, Ant-Man, and etc. had no impact on the film.

Zemo's plan made no sense

Too many illogical character actions

action was bland and tired

This was more than a movie. I was TeamCap all the way. He is a true a hero, he inspired me to be a better man.

This desu

It's pretty good for capeshit, I still like Winter Soldier the most

Thanks for the tip senpai

>Zemo's plan made no sense
Neither did Jokers

Marvel is good at accounting, not making movies.
No matter how much you kick and scream "contrarians are out to get me!" these movies are made by consensus to appeal to a wide audience, and as a result the sets, performances, and stories are bland, predictable, recycled PC garbage. At least don't pretend that Marvel is doing us a favor by churning this shit twice a year, they're the junk food of cinema.

That's a rotation not a flip you twit

Everything about it was painfully average

>PC
What makes this movie PC? Because 3/10 people on the poster are black?

i doubt anyone would disagree, what's your point?

Oh shit your right my bad
fixed it

Good job

It was decent but would have been good if they really killed someone off

Hey guys, just dropping in to shit post during NBA halftime, how can infuriate the biggest amount of tv autists in the shortest possible time?

Thanks in advance

I'm done with this Mickey Mouse-tier soap opera drama. It doesn't help either that all the fight scenes are edited by a teenager with Tourette's and Parkinson's, it's as if they want to distract the audience from how shoddy everything looks by waving a flashlight on their face. I couldn't give a damn about any of these sterile excuses for characters. During the airport scene all the artificially-inflated conflict devolved into a child playing with one toy in each hand and bashing them together.

It's riddled with sophomoric and shallow pseudo-political ponderings that are thrown out the window when the quiptastic action starts. They completely disregard for the umpteenth time the collateral damage while they're having fun showcasing their flashy abilities.

The third act pretends to get serious when in reality it turns into a cheap heartstring manipulation revolving around "why didn't you tell me Cap waaa".

This part completely disregards the fact that Stark knows all too well that brainwashing and mental manipulation is a thing, let's not forget that he has witnessed it firsthand with Banner. There's no excuse for him to have such a sudden change of heart other than to extend the conflict for another 15 minutes of mindless violence, and leave the manchildren with the impression that they've just witnessed an intricate revenge tragedy.

All smoke and mirrors, the constant quipping is an effective tool to cloud a fanboy's mind and judgement.

Finally, what's left is an entire team of "world-class" heroes that got fooled by a man wearing a Bucky mask. Not to mention that the villain's stale trope was better executed 19 years ago when Scream 2 came out, ironically, a film satirizing this cliché.

If you don't think this is cartoonish and laughable you might be too young to post on this site.

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Its truly kino

>Steve and Tony seem to have put their differences back aside
I don't think this is really the case. They aren't working together, their teams are no longer working together. Steve merely sent the phone and apology because they both know that a huge needing to save the world situation is bigger than the both of them, and Tony isn't actively trying to hunt them down after they escape.

The writers have said that the divide between the teams is what's going to make Thanos' attack on Earth their Pearl Harbor.

should I watch it without seeing Avengers 2 or Winter Soldier?

Only salty DC fans hated it.

No. Both are needed for proper context.

You could, but AoU and Winter Soldier introduces a bunch of characters you see in Civil War, and several events of those movies are referenced here, too.

If you don't want to or doesn't have the time, you could skip Avengers 2, but at least watch the Winter Soldier, it's the best Marvel film anyway.

Oh yes, he separated the Avengers!

Cap sent a letter to Tony saying everything was OK and he would be there for him in case of need. So literally nothing happened.

The prisoners? Will be outside for their next movies. Unless phase 3 happens only inside the prison. Protip: it wont.

That only leave us with Bucky, a character largely irrelevant being frozen instead of hiding in Asia. Big fucking difference

How can you have the gall to call DC fans delusional when you make such statements is beyond me.

He's right though, sure there are people that though it was just good, or those that didn't like aspects of it, but if you legitimately hated Civil War chances are you have a shrine dedicated to Snyder somewhere in your home.

>Cap sent a letter to Tony saying everything was OK
>Literally nothing happened

That's....that's not how things work, user. Have you ever interacted with a shithead outside of the internet before? Them saying sorry doesn't exactly solve anything

That's a fact thought. Doesn't mean if you're a DC fan you inherently hated this movie. The fact of the matter is, they take this company wars shit far more seriously from the looks of it, even outside of Marvel vs DC

>but if you legitimately hated Civil War chances are you have a shrine dedicated to Snyder somewhere in your home.
Delusion at its finest. Your mind's coping mechanisms are admirable. You even hid yourself behind that Evans.

don't.

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I have at least found without fail every time someone off handedly calls this movie shit without explaining why, when pushed on it their reasoning is completely fucking retarded. Its a good movie and small problems are turned into major ones because of it's popularity alone.

this is very true.

Whatever DCuck.

God, BvS was such corporate mess

I thought it was pretty good, though I thought X-men Apocalypse and Batman v Superman were better.

>BvS

Although Apocalypse was pretty underrated I'll admit. I had a lot of fun.

It's much better if you watch First Class and DoFP again right before you watch Apocalypse.

How does marvel's cum taste like user? or do they have their dicks so far down your throat that it bypasses your tongue?
It's a no stakes movie. It's just a bunch of people arguing over something that could be resolved if they stayed in one room and just discussed it fully. Tony actually convinces Cap in one scene, but Cap flips out the second he hears about Wanda. The rest of the movie is Cap taking a shit on what he believes because he isn't honest to Tony about what Bucky did, even though Tony deserves to know the truth, and Tony taking a shit on what he believes by escalating the level of force he uses to the point that his best friend gets hurt badly. All of which could have been easily stopped if Tony had used an EMP device or hacked the airplanes or something to disable the planes in the airport.
Instead we got a bunch of faggots destroying airplanes, fighting with lethal weapons, and assaulting people that are just doing their jobs. I'm giving Wanda a pass about the opening scene, but honestly bitch if you can't fully control your powers then you shouldn't be in combat situations, but again that's on Cap for okaying her for the mission.

Also, in the beginning of the movie we see Tony demonstrating his memory technology which could have been used to see what was done to Bucky and working on a way to fix his programming. I liked the action and the fighting scene, but they felt cheap because no one was going to push things too far. The fact that Bucky and Cap were alive at the end of the movie made the whole movie fucking pointless from a full movie experience. I'm not watching more capeshit in theaters because they aren't putting in the work.
>inb4 dc cuck
Don't get me started on their bullshit

Get started on their bullshit

Yeah, that's exactly what I did. I also watched Man of Steel again and reread The Dark Knight Returns before BvS which definitely enhanced my enjoyment of that as well.

>>inb4 dc cuck
>Don't get me started on their bullshit
Oh, please do. Otherwise you really are just a DKEK trying to hde it by claiming you can rid them a new one

Well that's odd. I thought the cuck filter was turned off.
Perhaps it only works if it's in total upper case like this: KEK

Because it's popular.
Second best of the MCU for me.

This is a joke right? Civil War was extremely bland.

Because for a Superhero movie they sure didn't act like heroes

No, that's BvS you're thinking of.
Actually, I take that back. Shit like that can't be bland by it's very very bad nature

Only according to cucks.

BvS made 621 MILLION DOLLARS

You are a borderline retard.

What does that have to do with what he said?
What do you think "corporate mess" means, you mong?

>Civil War
>anything more than 5/10
lol

DCuck detected.

Wow, so the characters are flawed and act emotionally instead of logically? Not a flaw, thats good on the movie's part.

Oh don't kid yourself. Civil War was way better than that shitfest, but it was still a shit movie.

>Typing all that to try and shit on a good movie
>Swears he isn't a DCcuck

So?

The projected return was a billion. Warner promised investors more than a billion.

It was a fine corporate mess

>but it was still a shit movie
Ok, I'll bite. How was it a shit movie.

I love how DCucks try to hide it when they shit on Civil War.

>haha I hate all capeshit I swear haha

>since Watchmen

Go watch Avengers Assemble and Winters soldier, heck even Kickass 1 is better than Watchmen

The number one priority for corporations is to make money. Regardless of whatever petty "discussion" you basement dwelling, mouthbreathing permavirgins are having the opinion that Batman vs Superman was a failure is an uninformed, delusional one.

Also, extrapolating on the inner workings of businesses based on articles designed to foster interest in their products is pretty pleb, and I suggest suicide.

>I have literally no clue what the fuck I am talking about and should never get into business

Civil War is effectively a sequel to both of those movies, so you absolutely should watch them before you see this.

>shilling this hard
sorry mate but the movie bombed

This is also confusing to me. Why would any fan care about the reviews on a film? If they enjoyed it what does it matter?

Can you explain this? Either way you should drink bleach, but still I want to see it explained. Can you do that for me?

I don't know what are your talking about m8.

Except BvS didn't make money. It bombed.
For a movie like this to be a success it has to make around 3x it's budget: it has to make back it's budget, make enough to cover a sequel (which will have to be larger budget than the first one) and has to make money for advertising.
BvS cost 250 million to make, so for it to be a true success to warrant a sequel, like warner bros wanted, it had to make around 750-800 million. And that's the bare minimum, which is what BvS made: the bare minimum. That's never good for any movie, esspecially not one that is supposed to introduce a whole cinematic universe.
Moreover, warner bros was promising it would make at least a billion. It never got even close to that. It had the greatest drop off of all time. That's horrible for a movie that was as built up as this one.
It was also panned by everyone. That is no way to start off a universe, esspecially one meant to compete with the much loved MCU. So once again, BvS was a failure.

In short, BvS was a flop in terms of the standard set by the studio, no matter how you look at it. Stay ass blasted DCuck.

>tons of shit you pulled from pleasekeepwatchingourmovies.com

And what you're saying is that it made less than expected, but still met all other criteria for greenlighting sequels?

In short, you went out of my way to accumulate "research" because you're a corporate shill AND you have shitty taste in movies?

yeah, but it is how things work in movies especially marvel movies,

>And what you're saying is that it made less than expected, but still met all other criteria for greenlighting sequels?
No. No it didn't. It barely hit the bar for getting a sequel, didn't hit the bar for critical reviews, didn't hit the bar for what corporate wanted, and didn't hit the bar for audience reviews.
It is in fact the reverse of what your saying, it barely passed one criteria, but failed at all of the rest.
And for a film like BvS that's horrible. They had the most famous of all heros duking it out, it should have easily made a billion even if it was just barely passable. But it wasn't. It was shit and you can't defend it, which is why all your posts are deflecting back to marvel, because you don't want to attacks civil war, because you know you can't with out being BTFO and the same goes for defending BvS.

Personally I hated both movies.
i hold not loyalty to people who just want to sell me things. also
>people liked it so it must be good
sure bud keep thinking that.

Go back to /r/movies

Seek sunlight you manchildren

They didn't tell you back on your reddit homesite?

thats a lot of replies

Of course assblasted DC cucks are the type of people to reply to everyone in the thread.

Yeah, you're definitely a shill.

As for Civil War, it was shit. This is coming from a die-hard Avengers fan, mate. The villain isn't memorable, the action is atrocious, and the plot is a snoozefest. It's horrible.

Bye bye.

Your the one shilling you cuck.

Last time I checked people are allowed to form their own opinions, wipe the marvel cum out of your eyes and maybe you could see that. The movie was bland but that doesn't make it any less of a waste of time than BVS.

t. mad DCuck

>civil war
SHIT
>batman and superman
SHIT
>xmen
SHIT
>deadpool
SHIT

there. shut up

>The villain isn't memorable,
Zemo as fucking great. Pic related
>the action is atrocious
Please elaborate. What in particular?
>and the plot is a snoozefest
No it's not. BvS is a snoozefest. Civil war had well done pacing, began with an action scene to hook you in, then moved the plot along, but never got bogged down by exposition, returned to the action for the big fight scene, then transitioned to the final "act", ending with another great fight, and tying up all the individual threads of this movie, while still leaving the more over arching stuff that connects back to the MCU open, so as to encourage people to see the next film.

Also
>screaming out shill
Not an argument

Afraid not. I think DC is shittier than marvel at making movies in general and actually find my self enjoying about 65% of what they release. Keep trying to justify liking your shitty recap of a movie if you'd like, but do try to put at least a basic amount of thought into it. Or you could call me a cuck and prove my point.

Ok then. Criticize BvS in a way that isn't parroting what marveldrones say. Prove your not a DCuck.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

It's a big post

Im not that user but the movie was pretty fucking boring and non sensical. all the action scenes failed to introduce any new or interesting elements. And before you claim that I duck DC dick I thought BvS sucked even worse for similar reasons but on a larger scale.

I'll just talk about BvS since it's the recent movie and I have finals coming up, so I'm writing this shit on my study break.
The movie does a shit job of introducing Bruce Wayne and his Batman. It implies he's been batman long enough to have gone through 2-3 Robins, and yet in Man of Steele, even though Zod announces to Earth about Superman he doesn't do shit and in his intro scene he is surprised that Superman is fighting Zod(a man that announced he was going to terraform earth). We are supposed to believe that the death of a Robin is enough to send Bruce into retirement and the thought of Earth being destroyed by an ayy lmao isn't enough for him to start working on a way to stop them. Then we are supposed to believe that batman can't figure out who Superman is even though he has the worst fucking disguise in the universe, but Lex was able to put it all together just fine. That's just a small amount of stupid bullshit we have to go through. Then we have the reintroduction of superman(the ideal man) who kills someone because his stupid girlfriend is a story chasing whore that picks the most violent area to go to because she knows she has him in her pocket. This is another case of superheros meddling in affairs that don't require their superpowers. Then their is wonderjew and her bullshit. A shitty casting and a pointless character didn't need to be forced into a movie titled BATMAN VS SUPERMAN at least with civil war you have room to add more people. Running out of time, space, and there is a lot more to talk about, but Batman should have figured out supermans Identity, and have known his life story(dad dying in a tornado, parents name(Martha nonsense would have been quashed), hometown, address etc) and seeing as how lex was making big moves he should have investigated him earlier. The are a lot of things that could be resolved once again if they talked about it. Superman had no moral high-ground compared to batman.

>Too many illogical character actions

Not to mention hypocritical.

>Tony backs and signs the accords, only to immediately put a 15-year-old "outlaw" in a battle because plot+shoehorned intro

>Steve who has already blasted Tony out in the past for keeping secrets from the rest of the team, keeps a secret from Tony and justifies it by basically saying, "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." Let's repeat that - Captain America, the living symbol of justice and moral rectitude, withheld information on the murders of Tony's parents because he thought it was doing him a favor.

>T'Challa, who backed the accords and is now king of Wakanda, chooses to host and defend the same people who refused to sign them.

Civil War was good, not as good as BvS, but still a good movie.

Sure, the action scenes were boring, the dialogue sucked even if the acting was ok, and it had a pointless giant monster in it that the movie didn't need and would have been better without. Not to mention taking supes death back in the same movie as well as the fact that the whole movie was basically a commercial for future ones. That enough for you? A shitty movie is a shitty movie I don't really give a fuck who makes it.

>Zemo is great (and that pic about "calling audibles omg my boipussy")
He is the Dark Knight's Joker with no charisma, no menace, and no personality. He's terrible.
>action is atrocious
This is a fact. Or are constant jump cuts and shaky cam your thing? Pick literally any action movie, and the action is equivalent or better. There is nothing exceptional about the action in these films and, if it triggers you, the action in Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman were much better.
>bringing up BvS because I insulted Civil War's plot
THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION...POWERFUL AGENTS TO THE UNINITIATED. BUT WE ARE INITIATED...AREN'T WE, user?

I call you shills because I refuse to believe that someone could so desperately defend such trash. If you are a comic book fan then fine, have at it, but comic book fans are quiet. They're reserved. They argue little facts here and there and that's it. That's not what happens in these threads. These threads are cult-tier delusion.

Your Cinematic Universes are shit, kids.

Nice dubs.
And no, you're clearly not a DC cuck. There's a fune line between snyder fanboys and people who genuinely didn't like the movie, and the fact that your able to admit you didn't like both indicates your the latter not the former. Nothing wrong with that. It's not everyone's cup of tea, that's why there are a multitude of different films and genres.


DCucks will always flaseflag by saying they didn't like BvS, but never giving any reason why. They just say "I also didn't like BvS" and give no reasoning, simply trying to throw off the trail.

>I call you shills because I refuse to believe that someone could so desperately defend such trash. If you are a comic book fan then fine, have at it, but comic book fans are quiet. They're reserved. They argue little facts here and there and that's it. That's not what happens in these threads. These threads are cult-tier delusion.
Someone's never been to Sup Forums. Comic book nerds are far from reserved if you bring up comics.