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Seagal Cinematic Universe
Jason Barnes
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Andrew Morgan
Does he make these posters himself?
Jonathan Turner
b.but jeff speakman is the perfect weapon
Ian Cook
Yes, afterall senpai Segal is a professional photographer and editor
Parker Scott
No joke, but I remember back in the 90s every Seagal movie on VHS was titles Niko and number and then the actual title. Executive Decision was Niko 8: Executive Decision. There was Niko 7: Under Siege 2. Seagall basically invented expanded universe.
Parker Martinez
Why is Steven on the cover? It sounds like he's the villain and not the main character.
Tyler Gomez
any proof? if this is true , literally gold. id love to see it
Henry Murphy
>no katana
7/10 at best sorry
Connor Hernandez
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
Aiden Cruz
what if he has a hidden tanto under his sleeve? or wakazashi in his waistband. god knows he could fit alot there.
Nathaniel Nelson
EAZY
John Miller
Yes?
Liam Gutierrez
that poster is horrid.
Hunter Bell
i cant tell but did they literally fucking photoshop his head on a normal body here? look at the fingers those dont look like sensei seagals
Andrew Jenkins
Why does he have 2 dessert eagles instead his trusty 1911a1
Jaxon Harris
looks to me like one of these posters where you copy one half of the pic
Luke Gray
Or his longslide widebuddy
Caleb Bailey
Apparently Steven Seagal hires bikini clad female extras to hold up his lines . pretty based desu famalam,
Daniel Gomez
very accurate, spectaccurate pistol
Ryder Ortiz
dont tell me he actually says "spectaccurate" did he fucking stumble over the words or invent a bullshit term?
Noah Stewart
dude he can't fucking speak
Lincoln Nelson
Did they stole the plot from Winter Soldier?
Lucas Gutierrez
B'cuz now ...
Bentley Harris
Amazinglongslidewidebody got almost 15 rounds
David Kelly
I can't even get myself to finish the trailer
Nathaniel Campbell
Are you blind?
1:07 min
William Rivera
You're still what?
Ian Nguyen
Yes that trailer and poster sucks, they are also not official, they are old sales teasers.
This is the official trailer:
youtube.com
Elijah Roberts
>unexcusable
Jaxson Baker
I didn't mind his campiness until that movie about the company that was messing with an ecosystem.
A company is destroying the environment with their construction, so your solution is to go to the facility they made and murder everyone you come across, and then murder the boss? wtf?
Michael Wright
On Deadly Ground is great, bite your tongue.
Christopher Lopez
>Orange glasses. Again
Jesus Steven. We know you love them, but stop shoving it in every movie.
Gavin Hall
Looks like they made the fourth Hitman movie. And Seagal is on the poster even though he's the villain.
Wyatt Nelson
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Brandon Allen
>We need somebody that can successfuly take out the nexferhgireuhgieurgbkrdhgfberjgbrueygbgunzzo
What did he mean by this?
Christian Hernandez
where was this? sounds like a weird choice by a distributor exclusive to some country in east europe
Asher Gray
please find pictures of the covers.
Wyatt Phillips
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