I guess I have a superhero stalker

teehee

>stalking is ok if youre cool and have powers...

Well he does keep saving her life.

Stalking is okay as long as you are valuable

Also her tits were great in that scene

Yeah, and? You wouldn't mind being stalked by a 10/10 supermodel, but you would mind being stalked by some fat ugly cunt. This is nothing new.

>get stalked by cute southern girl
>she tells me she's a superhero
>she leans into kiss me
>I ask her what her superhero name is
>"Rogue"
>she kisses me
>I die

Stalking is okay if she's into that kinda thing.

anyone got a gif of tits?

STINKY FEET
STINKY CUNT
STINKY PITS
STINKY DUNST
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO STINKY

Watch the movie

She almost got raped by some Latinos if I recall correctly

>Peter is wearing green
>Norman is wearing red and blue
>This is the last time they spoke as friends

dated a cunt who was into this
she wanted to feel desired and unsafe

until she got robbed and nearly blamed me

never trust a crazy cunt

>OP mad he got slapped with a stalking charge

According to /r/Sup Forums, it's only a recent development... not minding hot people murdering for your organisms.

Every girl at every time is almost getting raped by latinos. That doesn't give you an excuse to stalk her.

I think the important thing is that he wasn't actually stalking her, and it was a fucking joke

>Norman has a black jacket, blue shirt, and red tie
>Harry has a blue jacket, black shirt, and red tie
>They have the opposite colors
>they're opposites
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same thing with rape OP

Every girl wants to be raped by they would never admit it. They just don't want to be raped by YOU. In the back of their subconscious they want a man they find attractive that will follow them down a dark ally and man-handle them against the back of some brick wall, choking them and spitting down their throat.

Most of the girls I have been with love rough shit and I think thats why. Or perhaps its because they all have daddy issues who knows im drunk

If you're alpha and a girl wants you enough it isn't stalking anymore.

It's like pot-a-to.

Literally every girl has daddy issues, it's just different types and different intensities of daddy issues

>that Harry
literally 10/10 casting

would be GOAT as Peter too

...

>you will never fuck Rogue and try desperately to cum inside her before you pass out and die
Why even live?

The best part is that Raimi is so autistic that this is almost definitely intentional

What is this expression trying to convey?

If you did manage to jizz inside her, would her powers kill your jizz, or would they be considered "non living" and be able to impregnate her?

If you bang Claire from Heroes, or any other chick with the power of regeneration, really, would her hymen regenerate and make it feel like you're fucking a virgin every time?

If you bang Tracer from Overwatch and you cum inside her, if she rewinds will the jizz disappear or stay inside her since unless you have an STD it's not technically harmful?

If a heavily pregnant chick in The Walking Dead has a miscarriage, does the fetus become a zombie and infect the chick?
If the chick gets bitten, but has the baby before she turns, will the baby become a zombie?
If the chick gets bitten, and turns, can you still extract the baby without it turning into a zombie?

I need to get out more

auugh dood you stuck it up my asshole

Only her skin has life force absorbing qualities, people touch her hair without any effect so presumably as long as the semen was in her pussy and not on her skin her powers would not kill your jizz and she would be able to get pregnant

As a rule of thumb girls with the power of regeneration regrow their hymen every time you fuck them, it's a plot point in some series, on a related note all regenerating men like Wolverine and Deadpool would be uncircumcised

If you came in Tracer the sperm would stay there if she rewound time, otherwise she'd starve to death because every time she rewound time the food would disappear from her stomach

Dunno about walking dead but some series have zombie babies and zombie foetuses

Wolverine didn't have his healing factor as an infant, he wouldn't grow back his foreskin.

>Wolverine didn't have his healing factor as an infant, he wouldn't grow back his foreskin.
since when is wolverine a jew?

Wolverine wouldn't have been circumcised any way, non-Jewish Canadians didn't practice circumcision in the 1880s user

Every male in The Matrix would have been uncircumcised since if they were cut it would have only been in the virtual world, Trinity would also have presumably still had an intact hymen since any sex she had before Neo was also virtual

You do know Morpheus actually 'Initiates " all of them, right?

>women are OK with negative and/or dangerous behaviors if they come from someone attractive

No shit.

You're about 20 years late on this observation.

Wait, are we pretending this is a one-sided thing? Come on, Sup Forums, you telling me you don't play the double standards for attractive girls? People ignore the Don't Fuck Crazy rule every day.

>20 years late
More like 200 000 years late, women have been like that since the beginning of time

No, of course not. And, you know, the very existence of don't stick it in the crazy, whereas there's not an equivalent rule for women, kind of proves the entire point.

Does he shoot sticky web-fluid from his dick? Can he swing across the city with it?

Because women don't have a catchy rule for avoiding crazies means they don't do it? I don't know man, Sup Forums just feels like it's always willing to play the women are inferior card, even when it's not supported. This one's just too much of a stretch for me.

Why not just wear latex bodysuits with a hole for the passage of your seed?

The female version is "date the bad boy but don't marry him" or some variation thereof, women warn other women not to fuck crazy men but they rarely listen to the advice

Pretty sure Gambit did that for years before Rouge learned how to deactivate her powers, no fucking way he'd waste his time on her if he wasn't getting some ass by the third date

>oh teehee, I love black guys

Lucky French fuck.

>stalking is ok if youre cool and have powers

Nah it's more like

>Normal ok behaviour is stalking unless youre cool and have super powers.

>Logan and Rouge will never have kinky erotic asphyxiation sex where they fuck until his heart stops and then continue once he regenerates

Well I mean, you could just wear a condom to avoid any direct skin contact, I wouldn't tho

wow this woman is so unattractive

worth it/10

Physically yes but the horny virgin/deadly forbidden fruit element that she brings to the character makes my dick diamonds, especially the scenes of sexual tension between her and Logan

Dressed like that my first thought would be handjob then facial, no skin-on-skin is necessary.

Just rapidly thrust your dick in and out of her mouth/pussy/ass, she needs at least a couple of seconds of skin contact before she starts absorbing your life force so as long as you thrust fast enough you'd be safe, you'd probably still die when(not if, when) you came inside instead of pulling out tho

Why doesn't she just get a female condom attached to the crotch area of the suit? Or better yet two, one for pussy one for asshole. I wouldn't mind fucking her in the suit as long as I could see her qt face and she plopped her titties out.

Gobby was right about MJ desu. A cheap slut with fake hair dye from a low-income, broken family. Totally not in Harry's league and would've fucked him over big time if they'd ever gotten married.

>High school Chad
>Son of Billionaire
>Astronaut
>Superhero
Mary Jane was hypergamous as fuck

The difference is, guys also ignore the Don't Fuck Ugly rule everyday.

>but you would mind being stalked by some fat ugly cunt.
You must be new here.

There is no need to be a whiteknight. Virtue signalling won't get you any points here.

Do you think Harry "did what he had to" with her before she started dating Peter?

Definitely, hence all the sexual tension in S3

>Uses the phrase "fat ugly cunt" to describe unattractive women.
>Is unironically accused of being a white knight.

Only on Sup Forums.

tracer is only rewinding the last 5 seconds, so she would only get rid of the last mouthful

goddamn why were the early spidey movies comfy as fuck? just look out of that window. you can tell it's a comfy world out there

I think it's that Spiderman 1 is set in pre 9/11 New York, the world was more comfy back then

>pussy doesn't have skin

I stalk most of my girlfriends at first and it's okay because I'm handsome and joke about the fact that I stalked them at first.

Strictly speaking the inside of the vagina is made of mucosa membrane, not skin

proof that chads get all the ladies. she would have fucked spiderman right then and there without a single fuck given about that faggy nerd peter parker, if he was up for it. she would have probably fucked spiderman right in front of peter just to show him what a pussy he is compared to the alpha male that is spider man. did peter parker even have any quips in the raimi movies? women go for the superior specimen, who in this case is clearly spiderman, demonstrating physical superiority and a great sense of humor indicating greater cognitive ability and confidence. the beta male that is peter parker never stood a chance.

she wae harry's girlfriend at that point

so she c ucked even harry, who was an alpha male compared to peter, but still a nobody compared to spiderman. point proven.

how the fuck did they get away with this

>MJ wasn't a virgin
Peter deserved better

She has absolutely perfect boobs, this movie cemented my crush on her.

Strangely enough it was actually far more acceptable for a woman's nipples to show through her shirt in the late 90's/very early 2000s than it is today

too bad she has the face of a male german steelworker

she can work my steel pipe anytime

Maybe she was saving herself for marriage, key word being Maybe.

That would explain why she almost got married to that astronaut guy after only about 3 months of dating, I'd be in a rush to get married too if it meant getting to pop MJ's hymen

WHAT WAS RAIMY THINKING?

She is so cute.

it's art-ish, and not as offensive as cameltoes or penis line. in fact i don't recall seeing penis line in mainstream movies before

the 2 biggest dipshits from their high school finally hook up

dipshit love, ain't it grand?

Pls, Alpha Astronaut is not going to risk getting married until he's tried the goods. He's not a fucking moron. They banged on the second date and she swallowed his cobbler by the third.

>implying it doesn't apply to both genders
>implying this isn't a classic example of misogynists bring up gender when it is irrelevant

Pic very related

Me, Myself and Irene

I don't know but my tiny little 9 year old wiener wasn't complaining
>ywn be a sexual frustrated hormonal preteen in the early 00s masturbating to everything again