Confessions Thread

I had to watch the original Mad Max trilogy with subtitles on because Australians barely speak English.

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star wars is shit

Roger Moore's James Bond movies all fucking sucked.

The Star Trek reboots were really good.

Pic related are the best two movies in the franchise followed closely by GoldenEye

The MCU is impressive

Deadpool was top 3 Capeshit

TDKR was good.

Star wars is shit

I write movie reviews for everything that I watch on Netflix. Episode to episode, film to film

I'm a fan of Snyders work. Yes, even Sucker Punch.

>Pic related are the best two movies in the franchise followed closely by GoldenEye
is this the pleb thread?

I fapped to gay porn once

contrarian

How long are your reviews? Give us an example or two.

Trainspotting was worse.

I like the hunger games movies.

Shane Black is a meme director.
Michael B. Jordan is a meme actor.

1) no
2) kinda

I actually liked Tron Legacy and was disappointed that the sequel keeps getting confirmed and cancelled. Maybe with it being very popular in China, we'll get something.

I've never seen the Godfather

I fucking hate and detest racists

>6 years later

naw kid let it go

I don't really care about other people's opinons but the shitposting is annoying.

Yes. He's done two hipster crime movies and Marvel quipshit.

I can't bring myself to go to 95% of movies because they're all soulless long tv show pilots or syfy movies with budgets

>TDKR was good

you had me until that

I genuinely enjoy Prometheus and Alien is one of my favourite movies ever.

Apollo 18 is a pretty scary movie
and better than any other "realistic" space horror movie ive seen

Interstellar is one of my favorite movies.

I'm starting to dislike Marvel because they don't have balls. They have they money and they could easily kill off characters

this, interstellar is fucking phenomenal
I wish I had seen it in imax though

>beasts of no nation made me cry for hours

>I actually meant beasts of the southern wild
>no one will care either way

TFA is best star wars and not I'm even a star wars fan

It's pretty good but not as impactful on filmmaking.

>I'm even a star wars fan

that's why, m8

Apollo 18 is fuckin cool little movie user

I love Prometheus. I just bought the Collectors edition blu ray even though I have the normal one, just to see the extra features. That's a comfy space horror movie.

Aliens might be my all time favorites.

I'm too shy to post them, maybe when I've been at it for years and can write half decently. Usually around 13 paragraphs, less if I really enjoy a movie or episode and don't want to give away to much of the plot for the "reader."

Australian here. We speak like that to keep Americans away.


>visit america
>decide to watch a quality american flick at a local cinema
>movie starts
>after the clapping the gunshots start
>movie drowned out
>amc close captioning turns on


To be honest I can't fully blame you for 2 and Thunderdome. Accent's stronger on the East Coast and the slang can be difficult. But if you needed subtitles for the first one you must be retarded.

I sort of live innawoods and am never up on current events because I don't watch the news/read the papers/really give a fuck what's going on in the world so when I watched Prometheus I had no idea that it was an Alien prequel, which made it a much better film for me, especially with the xeno at the end and me jumping up and shouting, "FUCK ME!!!"

I must've seen Alien twenty times. I guess it says something about Prometheus' skill as a prequel that the penny didn't drop until the final scene.

>yank
>must be retarded
Shocker.

Star Wars is decent one-off popcorn flick that somehow became en entire franchise. It's trash.

GotG was awful. Civil War was pretty bad.

TDK is a 9/10 movie.

Skyfall was the best Daniel Craig Bond movie

I built this at work

Whoops, I had that wrong way round. Original was tough, but the follow-ups were easy. They dropped the slang when they realised Americans were interesting. Fuck this "guzzoline" shit by the way. That was only for Americans and it irritates the fuck outta me. It's called petrol here. If someone can't guess that by context they must have something wrong with them.

Heh. I can't be a complete cunt though because honestly Americans are alright, but I was asked several times over 3 months when I was there where I was from. Even after I said "G'day mate." Wow, dude.

>13 paragraphs
damn man, sounds in-depth

it's good to have passion though. can you talk well on a mic? maybe you could do jew reviews on youtube?

Americans were INTERESTED*

That was my plan for after the summer when I return to college, although I'm not certain at all how well I could talk on a mic. I will probably start practicing on my computer at home.

>retarded for not being used to an accent they probably never hear

Okay.

i enjoyed the conan remake.

I think Spectre is as good as Skyfall
Never seen any LotR movies
I genuinely care abot Oscars and try to watch every Best Film -nominee before the awards.

i legitimately believe that olga kurylenko is the best bond girl of all time

>every Best Film -nominee

sounds like you've had a lot of bad times

I was implying that Americans tend just to be retarded in general. That you completely missed the point does little to refute that.

You. I hate you.

You can't call out shitposting because either "lol u mad fgt?" or "leddit detected"

I like TFA more and would rather watch capeshit than Star Wars OT. I find them boring as fuck. Soz.

Only Boyhood and historical dramas desu.

I can't be too mean, but the ignorance to other countries is staggering. I know the names and capitals to all 50 states and could probably even hazard a very rough guess at where someone's from in the US by accent.

Meanwhile the questions I got about Australia were the kind of questions that people will ask aliens if they ever land on Earth. It was crazy.

I guess it's not really their fault when it comes to Australia. Most of my knowledge was from movies anyway and you have to actively search for good Australian films. They're out there, though, I promise.

>and historical dramas

so half the nominations from any given year?

How long have you been doing this btw?

I don't hate reddit. I don't go there but I think the mods should autoban the word again

I really liked The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

I think High Rise was a shallow angsty movie that tried way too hard

The book was shit too

You did reply to a post talking about Americans ignorance towards different accents. The implication easily went there as well.

But, whatever. I get it.

im driving with my mom to work and I can smell the unmistakable smell of wet pussy from her. its very uncomfortable.

Since 2013 or so I'm 18. I think this year was the first year when I managed to watch all of them in time.

I've been on Sup Forums since 2006. Its shit. Its always been shit. Except now people are desperately trying to make it an alt-right hugbox, which is only sort of better than before when people were trying to make it a legion of "anarchy"


I'm 22

what does it do exact,y

It looks like it scours Sup Forums for mentions of Summer "Ratings Poison" Glau

same here but personally I think that "anarchy">>>>alt-right hugbox, those cunts aren't funny

Pandorium was a great movie.

THISx10

Anarchy>>>alt right>>>SJW leftist shit

As much as alt right sucks, it's still a big step up from the other end of the scale.

I miss waifuwars and watching someone order pizzas at someone elses house. It was simple and dumb but now all we have is arguing about trump

absolutely true

I think Snyder's cape movies are a cut above about 80% of all cape movies ever.

>The MCU is impressive
You had me up to here, user and then I realized you were a child.

Pandorum*, and yeah I loved that horror-survival feeling.

Sup Forums turned me off of capeshit and Star Wars but only reaffirmed my love of Star Trek.

I had to do the same thing with Calvary because the Irish, like most Europeans, can't annunciate words.

You've been here since you were 12?
I seriously doubt that.

I started fapping to traps at 11

I like Jean-Luc Godard as a director.

Me too, but I don't like his movies

The Last Crusade is the best Indy movie and Temple of Doom legitimately sucks.

Spider-Man 3 is underrated.

Cameron Crowe and Richard Linklater are hacks and have never made a good movie.

I enjoy Friedberg and Zeltser flicks

You take that back

I almost always view cunny threads, but only because of the trainwreck/spectacles they are

checking in hours later.

I started on b on and off and went to k and the porn board once I figured out the existed. Then I moved onto mu v and tv once they showed up. Now I stay here, vg, k and the non hentai porn boards. I remember seeing a lot of cp and gore, which probably wasn't good for someone my age at the time.

I don't have any proof obviously. Row row row fight the powah I guess

Amerifat detected.

It's ok, I have to watch most American movies with horizontal compression so I can make out what's supposed to be a person or not.

I'm a 30 year old unemployed married guy who sits at home all day watching shitty movies and TV shows. Most of which I don't even enjoy.

how long have you been unemployed? is your wife hawt?

I'm an aspiring actor and my audition fail count so far is 20

I was a hothead for some time, but I came to learn that the fire indeed rises.

Uhh, you don't get to bring trips

About 3 years, and yes.

I'd constantly worry about someone else fucking her due to myself being such a loser, but she hates sex.

Thats what they all say until they meet a hot guy that wants to fuck them.

I don't even watch films or TV.


okay, I occasionally do with the family but thats probably once a month

The walking dead is my second favorite show
first is breaking bad

I frequent r/movies more than Sup Forums now because they have better taste in movies and Sup Forums is filled with neckbeard plebs

desu Walking Dead has been top tier since season 5 started, this is one of those rare occurences where a show has gotten better with time..
..and new writers

I just wish the cliffhanger didn't happen that ruined the amazing finale

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I always have tabs of Sup Forums and Reddit open at the same time

try and stop me faggots