>successful
>intelligent
>well-spoken
>witty
>educated
>determined
>handsome
Why on earth did Elizabeth pick a dirty blacksmith over this guy?
Successful
Brody Peterson
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Adam Powell
Curiosity.
She's going to want it.
She's going to want to know what it feels like.
Evan Brown
It's just bad business
Ethan Ward
Because he was forced onto her and Elizabeth was STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO COULD CHOOSE FOR HERSELF.
Tyler Gonzalez
>tfw Elizabeth's dad is Bernie Sanders in GoT
Lucas Wright
Because he was a fucking ponce. Same reason spending 2 hours a day at the gym to sculpt your body and getting a STEM degree isn't going to magically cure the fact you're insufferable to be around.
Christopher Harris
You mean Zarniwoop?
Liam Bennett
...
Gabriel Moore
Google it, you won't regret it
Wyatt Taylor
She wanted to go slumming it
Jackson Scott
BUT DUDE TRUE LOVE LMAO
Liam Collins
>Because he was forced onto her
This right here. Norrington was based, and under different circumstances she'd be throwing herself at him.
Caleb Rogers
Mary Sue
Aaron Green
To be fair. Commodore was a prick and a total bore.
Turner was her childhood friend and was madly in love with her.
>not to mention Bloom's cheek bones
Juan Nelson
>Turner was her childhood friend and was madly in love with her.
t. virgin beta white-knight nu-male
Sebastian Hughes
Women want the most impulsive guy, and that's definitely that cuck blacksmith.
Have you seen how much pussy drug dealers and criminals get?
Wyatt Anderson
Because Guybrush Threepwood gets Elaine
Daniel Myers
>Monkey Island
my Nigerian friend
Carson Hill
shut up faggot
Nicholas Baker
because underdog and
Lucas Harris
She was really in love with Jack. Will was also a stick in the mud but Jack spiced up both their lives for them.
Hunter Ramirez
Because Elisabeth is a whore like all women.
Hunter Ramirez
Because she had a pirate fetish
Jeremiah Bailey
he was an asshole. and not the good kind of asshole. just a fucking douche 2bh
also love isnt rational m8
Adrian Morgan
stop watching so many movies
in the real world whores will sleep with drug dealers only for their drugs because they're addicted
Elijah Thompson
'white colonials'
everything you watch is designed to make you believe that historical white people were creating problems instead of solving them
you don't instinctively reject these lies because the fictional villains are portrayed in an absurd manner, so you decide based on emotions rather than fact
Samuel Clark
No he wasn't. He loved Elisabeth, but felt fucked over from the get go.
Jonathan Morales
>he was an asshole
Fight me faggot
Easton Evans
The blacksmith was white
Any sane person will choose aryan blood over anglo blood
Lucas Morales
>your entire post
Leo Johnson
Jesus Christ, dudes like you. You're the kind of guy who's going to fall so deep into the friendzone it'll destroy your life.
>But she should love ME, I'm objectively more successful and obviously the better partner!
>What do you mean we have absolutely no chemistry together and she's not attracted to me in the slightest? None of that matters!
Robert Fisher
Orlando Bloom is ANGLO BLOOD
Jack Turner
Because she wanted to get BLACKsmithED
Samuel Turner
dont waste your time
some people here are just that fucking clueless
Gavin Hernandez
I'm a girl, and Norrington is a babe. Elizabeth is a fuck slut.
Parker Russell
...
Caleb Cook
he never smiles and is boring
Samuel Scott
So, Muslim you mean?
Grayson Mitchell
...
Jackson Wood
but he was blonde in the movie
Christopher Clark
>successful
>intelligent
>well-spoken
>witty
>educated
>determined
redditor confirmed
aka shit that doesn't matter
Sparrow was good looking and a bad boy criminal, aka what wets pussy
Cameron Perry
but he went for orlando bloom instead of le quirky pirate man. which kinda sucks since sparrow risked getting caught and executed just to save her life
Jonathan Sanders
>but he was blonde in the movie
No.
Kayden Morris
Redditors
Camden Sullivan
Because Norrington wanted her more than she wanted him, and Elizabeth was enamored with Will ever since she rescued him from the sea.
That and Norrington's practically autistic with her. He constantly spills his spaghetti.
Ryan Hernandez
You forgot your Brighton pic, faggotron.
Leo Fisher
Don't reply to him
Angel Jackson
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Zachary James
But nothing you said is what he acted like. He loved the girl he basically had an arranged marriage with, one that her dad was pushing, not him. He bent over backwards to her every whim and put her safety and desires at the forefront of almost every decision he made.
He wasn't forcing himself on her, he even gave leniency to the man she actually loved when he had every reason and justification to hang him and accepted that she hadn't chosen him.
Jace Edwards
No he wasn't, what the fuck movie did you watch
Jace Anderson
A hobbit
Dominic Bennett
>Women are status-seeking whores with unrealistic standards!!
>criticize one for picking her hapless dope childhood friend over Commodore Chad
If Will was ugly, you'd all be rooting for him.
Camden Kelly
anyone who couldn't appreciate being around an intelligent and athletic person, is probably insufferable themselves.
Zachary Cruz
He was also quite a bit older than her
remember that beginning bit?
she was 12 at most and he was at least in his mid/late twenties