What's the film equivalent of putting ketchup on steak?

What's the film equivalent of putting ketchup on steak?

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Putting the National Lampoon title on your film

arnold schwartzenigger

Putting Jenifer Lawrence in your movie.

Record scratch to narration and then a rewind

Real men eat steak how they like. A1 while I don't hate it, is inferior to ketchup for me.

For sitcoms, putting pervy jokes that are edgy to juveniles.

Like Chuck Lorre.

What's wrong with that? It's normal to have ketchup on a cheeseburger and that's most certainly also beef

I love well done prime ribeye steak with ranch and ketchup

Sometimes I put melted cheese on top too mmm

>Real men eat steak how they like

If you go to a real restaurant and do that, it's an insult to the chef, uncultured swine.

Depends on what you're paying for the steak. If it's a cheap cut just eat it how you like, if you're paying top dollar it defeats the purpose to put ketchup on it. It's like buying a $500 bottle of whiskey and mixing it with coke

Watching yify on vlc at 1.5x speed while posting on Sup Forums.

I don't tend to spend more than $60 on a steak, otherwise it's getting slathered in ketchup or BBQ sauce

dog bless murika

>brother won't eat steak unless there is steak sauce
>even if it's cooked perfectly
>will even use ketchup of there is no steak sauce

I swear the boy ain't right

Is he 12

Or is he truly a savage beast who needs euthanized

A good movie that ends with a cheap reveal. A lot of pic related.

it's none of the chef's business, if I'm adding ketchup it's probably because I asked for a well done steak and he I got a medium rare one

>tfw go to restaurants all the time and ask for well done steaks

Mmm mm

watching barry lyndon in 240p

Using CGI where practical effects could be applied.

Capeshit

Go fuck your father frenchie. This is America well eat that steak however we damn well please. So go lose some more wars and go eat a baguette FAGGOT!

George Lucas' special editions

The chef never sees me eat it and hes a pompous food slave

>if your tastebuds are different to mine, that means you're a pleb
>how dare you add condiments to meat, you should eat it raw like a gentleman

No surprise America is also the proud home if capeshit, got, and the beetus.

It's settled. YIFY rips are ketchup.

Watching movies via streaming

He's my elder, 31 years old

After all these years everytime I see him do it I still cringe internally

Dubs of truth

>falling for the undercooked meat because it makes the chefs life easier meme

Ketchup is the best condiment undeniably, why would you eat any meat without it?

Your steak must be shit, kid

someone basically explaining the plot after another person asks a question

shit bait go die in a ditch nigger

this

3D

>Taste is subjective, it's perfectly fine to put Adam Sandler flicks on the same level as Coppola or Herzog. Dare to claim the opposite and I'll reply with fat fedoras!

>stuffed crust pizza smothered in ketchup

>they get elitist about steak over arbitrary crap so they can tell themselves theyre grown ups

THIS.

Chefs are all scum, they'll try to push you their fucking agenda every time they can.

>why, you should totally eat a goat's dick covered rolled in its own intestine
>of course eating bloody steak is a good idea! what are you a fag?
>$140 for this steak and a glass of water thank you sir

Coppola and Sandler both made like 3 good movies.

>Ketchup
>Not mayonaise

>Eats well done

Almost got me there

>Coppola is his example of a great film maker
Hoohooohooohooohoo

I bet Sup Forums gets mad at mummy for not ordering pizza and rages at being taken to a steak place like Outback

Crying as they post on tv from their phones about their WHORE MOTHERLESS REEEEE

This is pretty good. Ruin a good thing to appeal to retarded american normies

>bait
i'm paying. I'm right.

>I support filmmakers by going to films, paying for 3D, buying blurays, dvds, and paying for netflix and other streaming services

This

Hey, The Conversation is really good. Even though it was made in editing.

Damn proud too. Uncultured my ass we are the cultural center of the world. All it takes is capt america doing this shit in the sequel and Heinz will be the biggest company in the world after Apple.

>The action suddenly pause
>"You might be wondering how I got in that situation"

>mfw I'm eating meat free pilaff right now and about to add some fine ass ketchup to it
feels good

>population half of combined europe
>muh america produces great stuff

you produce shit per capita

just garbage

absolutely terrible garbage

>In In The Blink Of An Eye, Murch describes the million-and-a-quarter feet of footage (shaking out to a whopping 230 hours) that Francis Ford Coppola dumped on him that would be sculpted into Apocalypse Now after a year’s worth of efforts.

All of Coppola's success was thanks to editors. Same with Lucas. Fucking hacks.

I use sweet chilli sauce

>tfw just made spagbol
>might add some ketchup

that chef must be hella fag

COME AT US BRO!!!!! USA!!! USA!!!

Michael Bay

Forced romances

Tfw on keto diet so I can only eat steak and avocados.

Is she still famous?

Putting Zack Snyder on Superman.

Taking an excellent film and turning it into a masterpiece via an extended cut.

Hiring Brett Ratner or Michael Bay.

Hiring John Sayles to rewrite your studio action blockbuster.

The two most blatant and time honored though;

1. Colorization.

2. Dubbing.

and a new bonus;

3D post conversion.

Pic related of course.

Steaks are yuck

>dubbing is inherently bad

Of course it is.

I'll maybe let you slide on hentai.

Something that might have been good ruined by confectionery and pandering to the baser appetites

Dunno man, I agree that subtitles are a million times better but dubbing has allowed many people to enjoy cinema in the past, and sometimes it makes the movie a lot better (which is not good of course, but still it should be noted)

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>I ordered well done
That's your first mistake right there. If you get your steak cooked any more than medium, then it's going to taste like shit and you need to get steak sauce on there. But if you cook the steak right then it won't be fucking chewy

>I eat at restaurants to please the chef

WATCHING IT ON A SECOND MONITOR WHILE PLAYING GAMES.

OR EVEN SHITPOSTING ON Sup Forums.

Get an attention span or don't watch the film fucking idiots.

Okay, for utter pleb shit I'll also let it slide.

I mean, I watched plenty of Italian horror flicks and it was all dubbed.

>he doesn't watch the flick on 2x speed while shitposting about it on 4chins

You'd rather eat something you don't like than possibly insult some faggot stranger who you're paying to make your food?
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Watching something in 3D when there's a 2D version.

But they ask me how I like my steak before cooking it, every time. You obviously have a choice there.

Only murricans put ketchup/gravy on steak....

Don't cut yourself with that edge, kid.

>Italian horror flicks
muh nigga

I think they pretty much had to dub it in english, since they wanted to make some money in the american market and they wanted to avoid censorship in italy

Putting current pop-cultural references to a movie. It just shows that the writers are cheap assholes who only want to make a quick buck and don't want to create something timeless.

I'm going to make sure to eat ketchup on every steak from now on just to piss on the chef's feelings

>uncultured swine

>go to steakhouse
>get the seat closest to the kitchen
>order well done with hot sauce and ketchup
>pour it on the steak
>eat it with a big grin on my face
>can feel the patrons looking at me with disgust
>don't tip
>leave

Fuck the world and the normies within

A lovable comedy, but nothing top tier.
Just something anyone can enjoy.

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Changing an ending based on 14 year olds in a test screening

Steak are harder to cook when you wnt to make it right

Shit must be well cooked and crispy on the exterior and still tender and juicy inside

Meanwhil plebs steak are litteraly put on medium heat let it reste till it's well grilled on one face then return and wait again

No timing, no nothing just let it sit till he is cooked

What's the film equivalent of 'go style deep dish 'za?

steak is overrated tbqh

so the equivalent is watching an yify rip of there will be blood on 2x speed

This, Amazing Spiderman 2 did this

Uh what is so horrible about eating ketchup with steak? I put ketchup in my rice too