Worst movie you've ever watched in your life?

Worst movie you've ever watched in your life?

Pic related is definitely the most unpleasurable viewing experience I've had.

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Honestly, probably Star Wars the force awakens.

The Cat in The Hat

Cloverfield I walked out of the movie and those jews from AMC only gave me store credit and not a cash refund.

Batman vs. Superman, I mean I've seen shittier movies but I enjoyed them more than BvS.

It's pretty bad but not completely horrible, my one complaint was how it was just rehash and referencing how great the OT was.

Jesus Christ this is everything that was wrong with the early 2000's

Why did you have to remind me of it

Epic Movie, Disaster Movie...anything else by Friedberg and Seltzer.

The Producers

Cloverfield

BvS

Salo

>Everything wrong with the early 00s

Not Chav culture
Not Crazy Frog

It's proto-chav culture.

i think it comes down to GI Joe vs The Happening

both movies were bad, but i enjoyed the happening - it was unintentionally (or maybe intentionally?) hilarious

but there's no saving GI Joe. it was trash; the worst kind of trash there is; like, the stench you can't escape even if you hold your mouth and nose shut. effluvium!

third hobbit

Probably Hard Candy.

Apocalypse Nozzzzzzzzz

Robin Hood:Men in tights.
Me and my hetero lifemate walked the fuck out.

GI Joe: The Movie is goat. Get out of here.

Home Alone and Home Alone 2.

I didn't have the maturity to work out that I should not watch it. The family put it on, everyone watching it, I felt like it was something I had to do.

But all the bullshit violence Kevin laid upon Harry and Marv really upset me. Especially that wicked trick they pulled when Marv got shocked in Home Alone 2, and the brief flash of his skeleton tricked kids into momentarily thinking Marv got his skin burnt off and was dead.

That fucking horrified me but I still sat there not having the capacity at the time to say fuck this, and walk away.

Tie between SX Tape and Yellowbrickroad.

Any of the chipmunk movies.

If Home Alone came out today everyone would be saying how Reddit it is, honestly the worst John Huges film.

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think of the recent one, i couldn't possibly watch the 80s version in theaters as i was born in 87

I should have known that.

It was like an over-produced greatest hits album.

This is the End. The most unfunny garbage I've ever seen. I don't know how it got such good reviews.

true detective 2

nah, but you could've asked 'which gi joe?' like they do in movies and tv shows

FOOD FIGHT

There's bad animation and then there's abominable animation.

TFA.

I would rather watch any of the movies mentioned so far than this absolute piece of shit.

years ago our black substitute brought it in and the niggers couldn't stop laughing. i challenge anyone to find a single scene that doesn't make you want to genocide them

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More like someone who has no idea what Star Wars is actually about attempting to make a film.

thats pretty shit movie.

pic related worst

Freddie Prinz Jr. was the SHIT in the 90's. Then he was overtaken by Chad from that TV show about basketballers and cheerleaders, broken hill or something like that.

Worst i can remember in ths last 5 years is probably Movie 43. What the FUCK were they thinking???

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It follows

mostly because I paid for me and girl to go see it

I dont even like horror, could have seen kingsman instead

genuinely still mad about this

Its funny as fuck man. Why do you hate fun?

So much blackspeech and ebonics, "kill the white man", "white man has no dick", "fuck the white women". It is like a black mans "The eternal Jew".

>SJW reddit shit right here

only blacks and carl the cucks can find this movie funny

You did yourself a favour by not seeing Kingsman.

*smooths out your feels*

>srs bsns

... Or a comedy

Sup Forums gonna Sup Forums ... And by that I mean post absolutely unpredictable thoughts.

>kill white men
>fuck white women
>government is the enemy
>carl the cuck: hehehe, that is funny how they want to kill us all. such a classic comedy, better let my moms bull watch it with me and my wifes son, he'll tell me more about their black "culture".

this is a "worst" movie thread, not a "GOAT" thread

It's like you can't see how a BLAXPLOITATION comedy might have these things in it

I'm not the retard here who has actually let fucking memes warp his perception

You should seek help

is there seriously a guy in a guy faux mask in that video? that's a shop, right?

I really don't want to sit thru watching carl the cuck again to find out

Literally the best war movie. Even if you disagree, at least it has beautiful cinematography, powerful acting, and well directed action. If you'd rather watch a bland awful movie instead, I regret to inform you you have shit taste

same, also dumb and dumberer: when harry met lloyd

you have to be some hardcore reddit tier SJW mixed interracial marriage piece of mongrel shit to actually find that movie funny.

You're joking aren't you?

I really fucking hope you're joking

Otherwise get the fuck off this board - no this website - actually, just fucking kill yourself, right now, because you don't deserve to fucking live

I bet you're some underage twat which is why you don't get it. I was 9 when it came out and to me and my friends, it was the greatest thing in the fucking world. You're obviously some underage 18 year old twat aren't you. Well guess what that movie isn't for you, go back to your fucking MySpace and your FaceShit and get the fuck off my board for the rest of eternity you cunt

Watched the whole thing with a friend. An absolutely horrible experience

>waawaa the black ppl make fun of me in da movie waaa

what a triggered faggot
go back to your safe space you dumb nigger >>>>>>

>le back to Sup Forums
time to go home to reddit newfriend

>g-go back to redit

do Sup Forumselickers even know how to communicate besides the usual three/four meme "comebacks" they have been taught in their safespace? what a bunch of faggots

>go back to your safe space you dumb nigger >>>>>>

watched it once with friends. everytime the niggers made a comment about killing a white man, government being evil and white people having little dicks, even killing the president at the end. they laughed. like WTF. dropped those aids skrillex faggots.

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I remember when Sup Forums used to love this movie. How far has this board fallen?

Kevin and Perry was brilliant when it came out. It might have aged badly.

At the time it perfectly summed up every UK teenagers life. The music, the awkwardness, the hopes and dreams. Same way Inbetweeners did a couple years ago, only K+P was way more slapstick.

I saw it opening weekend as a 17yr old and the place was packed, and everybody was laughing their asses off. The only people who hated it were the ones who took themselves too seriously. Usually dressed like Neo from the Matrix.

It does suck hard but I also sort of love Eyeball Paul.

I remember shamefully enjoying it when I was very young but it really hasn't aged that well at all.

Are Americans even aware of it? I wonder how they'd react to it.

ALL I WANNA DO

>tfw kevin and perry taught me how to fap

Whaaaat nigga I love this. The humour admittedly gross and cheap but that's the whole point. Also, the soundtrack makes me nostalgic more than any movie soundtrack ever.

ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT.

reminder that one of the actors in Kevin and Perry is a woman

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DUDE REVERSE SHAKESPEARE

If actual worst then probably some obscure SciFi original late at night, but we could post infinite of those, so I'm gonna go with the fourth pirates movie as the most FORGETTABLE movie I've seen. I remember that dude playing black beard and a mermaid with the missionary guy but literally nothing else. I don't remember why anything was happening or really any of the set pieces. Just the very end in the cave that was like the same as the first.

Happening is goat just for marky mark hamming it up the entire time. Seriously hilarious. That fat kid from cat in the hat getting blown away with the shotgun is probably the best unintentional comedy moment ever. Marks face when

People will call you a pleb, but I agree. Its great up until they reach the camp. Holy shit that "actor" was horrible. Literally fell asleep the first time I watched it during his shitty monologue. I feel like if I had seen it years before without a bunch of people hyping it up I would have enjoyed it more, but when you've seen countless war movies it just sort of falls short.

This wins. I have zero idea what this is, but without a doubt the worst thing ever based on that picture alone

there was another one like this I saw but I forgot the name

>I feel like if I had seen it years before
Because it was so influential it reached that point of cultural osmosis.

I mean even tiny tunes or animaniacs did a parody of it. What more do you need.

I saw ms congeniality back to back on a flight. Miserable.

It was good when it came out. Sure it aged bad but back in the day it was a good silly film.... for britbongs ofc.

Is porn allowed?

This better be bait user, there are worse films out there. This film was just a fun comedy, think it does appeal to kids more than teens or adults though.

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You cant be serious. It's a masterpiece.

Kek I actually enjoyed this

Epic Movie and Scary Movie

The Movie Gallery employee didn't warn me reeeeeeeeee
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Never have I been as uncomfortable watching a film.

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Grease 2.

Gay cop
;_;

Watched this last week, I was so disappointed that I didn't even bother with the last 20 minutes.

bad from the first shot
not first scene
first shot

This is the worst movie I've ever seen, it was so terrible. I mean seriously what the fuck were they thinking?

>kyle gas throwing his testies at cena
>cena oiling that hairy guy
>all of David cross scenes
>what's her face looking cute as shit and stroking those poles
Yeah no this movie was good

I don't know, man, I've seen a lot of really bad movies.

Spotted the 12 year old.

I'm sure you're having a blast discussing gay porn and my little horsy.

this

House of Games, I couldn't handle how bad the leads were and stopped 30 minutes in.