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Lanister spin off confirmed.

Jon

The objective list is complete

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>yfw GRRM said 'NO' because Benjen is not Coldhands, because the Children reanimated his corpse and gave it NEW knowledge.

So it's technically NOT Benjen.

frogfu

>I spam every thread for the Manlet Who Was Promised

but Bran is our waifu

You people make me sick

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>tfw you cuck the king's dad

Stannis is reddit's guy

JUST

except reddit is triggered hardcore by high sanders

Darkstar

Is she taking a dump?

perfect except for benjen. that character is capeshit tier

1st for the greatest character that ever was or will be

Bronn is goat

You forgot someone

Swap Branfu with chicken eating meme man and the list is complete

How is Sparrow even like Sanders? Sparrow knows and names the Jew (the Noblemen of Westeros), puts all in their place before the gods and isn't afraid of anything

Reminder that Maesters are causing the woes of Westeros.
Take the Ironborn pill, see what the Maesters have wrought! Break yourselves free from the Maesters chain of manipulation!

Hi Preston

>Tilda Swinton
god please no

The hound is definitely reddits guy, /got/ was sick of him being a goofy walking meme in S4

Not that a newfag like you would know anything about it

SO YOU WUZ SAYIN

I WUZ PROMISED N SHIT

Did they ss?

Reminder that D&D killed off Stannis in his prime.

They could have given him hundreds of telepathically controlled ravens, so they actually toned him down a lot

Literally this.

add bobby b to our guys and swap jaime and benjen

Best gotfu

Can I get an HD image of Jaime on the iron throne please??

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>Hound third
you seem to know a lot about reddit though

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kek frogfu is guy

When?

>Implying Coldhands = Benjen wasn't a Book Spoiler and the Fat Man wasn't just being evasive.

>Explain this foreshadowing from Book 1 that matches perfectly with Benjen's story on the show:

Yoren wiped his fingers on his vest. "There's hard news, m'lords, and a cruel way to pay you for your meat and mead, but the man as asks the question must bear the answer. Stark's gone."
One of the other men said, "The Old Bear sent him out to look for Waymar Royce, and he's late returning, my lord."
"Too long," Yoren said. "Most like he's dead."
"My uncle is not dead," Robb Stark said loudly, anger in his tones. He rose from the bench and laid his hand on the hilt of his sword. "Do you hear me? My uncle is not dead!" His voice rang against the stone walls, and Bran was suddenly afraid.
Old sour-smelling Yoren looked up at Robb, unimpressed. "Whatever you say, m'lord," he said. He sucked at a piece of meat between his teeth.
The youngest of the black brothers shifted uncomfortably in his seat. "There's not a man on the Wall knows the haunted forest better than Benjen Stark. He'll find his way back."
"Well," said Yoren, "maybe he will and maybe he won't. Good men have gone into those woods before, and never come out."

>All Bran could think of was Old Nan's story of the Others and the last hero, hounded through the white woods by dead men and spiders big as hounds. He was afraid for a moment, until he remembered how that story ended. "The children will help him," he blurted, "the children of the forest!"

Theon Greyjoy sniggered, and Maester Luwin said, "Bran, the children of the forest have been dead and gone for thousands of years. All that is left of them are the faces in the trees."
"Down here, might be that's true, Maester," Yoren said, "but up past the Wall, who's to say? Up there, a man can't always tell what's alive and what's dead."

and a zombie elk to ride in on.

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>Valryian steel kills white walkers
>Valyria is way the fuck away from the wall where the white walkers are, and even further away from the northeast corner of Essos which has its own white walkers
For what reason does Valyrian steel kill white walkers? Why would Valyrians care?

???

Yes. And Bran fucks Meera in the book, too. Also Rhaegar Frey, who was about 8, is the one who kidnapped Lyanna and got her with child. Not Rhaegar Targ

>no Ramsey

List discarded.

BURN THEM ALL

Had to save money for the dragon though

reminder that Meera is going to ride Bran's cock in episode 10.

Ramsey?

More like Banejen

>Bran and Meera reach the other side of the wall
>go further south
>they find Howland Reed
>epic swamp adventures
>he brings them to the Isle of faces where the last living Children of the Forest live
>Bran wargs into everything and everyone and fucks the White Walkers up

It's gonna happen. Be Ready.

>>Implying Coldhands = Benjen wasn't a Book Spoiler and the Fat Man didn't lie to his editor.
that whole no in reply to the note wasn't a clear cut "he isn't benjen." To me it read more as a "no, I'm not answering your stupid questions"

who has she been casted as?

>dragonglass kills white walkers
>valyrian steel is sometimes called dragonglass
>dragonsteel kills white walkers

Sandor is reddit, high sparrow is Sup Forums

Yeah obviously newfag redditors like you voted him to the top, on-season /got/ is half if not more reddit

Also how does me talking about old /got/ make me knowledgeable about reddit?

Why is Cersei so fit lads?

Rhaella or Rhaenys Targaryen. I'm having a hard time believing the Rhaenys Griff theory now.

Add based Night king to ours

Yes :^)

>frogface is a guy

lel

Who is responsible for these atrocities?

I'd blame the costume designer that left last season so we got a new one this season, but the actual costumes have been mostly good, it's just the armor that suffered greatly.

random girl who complements Arya on her eyebrows.

How do we fix it

>moving the goalposts
stay mad redditor

She drinks and she keeps fit

marxism is a jewish invention.

>Rhaella or Rhaenys Targaryen
literally for what purpose?
What merit would an inclusion of either of those characters offer to the show?

are you not seeing all of the female characters on reddit's side?

HD enough?

only fire can fix it

my theory is that they actually began hiring women metalworkers to be more progressive

Exactly. If it were true why would he say yes? It's like how they told us Jon was dead and not coming back for an entire year.

Isnt she that actress that sucked a dick for real in her movie?

>People paying for their wickedness is Marxism now
Anti-Sparrow shits get OUT

would you let her stomp on your balls in return for cuddles and kisses?

pretty sure it's gonna go down like this
>waif beats the shit out of her
>is about to kill her
>jaqen comes in and saves her
>kills himself
it's gonna be ghey

Let the waif kill her, take her face and wear it to kill everyone on Arya's list to pay the manyfaced god for Arya's death

>Jon sees a hooded man on a hill with thousands of cavalry
>The man pulls down his hood
>Its Stannis
>"Kept you waiting huh?"

She hasn't been casted at all.

/maturemen/

nah, she will go nobody cared who i was until i picked the needle and go to town on her

>jaime with same short haircut in the flashback
They could at least gave him a wig for fuck sake! God damn it, don't they care for their shitty show at all now?

cast him

if by cuddles and kisses you mean the inside of her mouth kisses my penis and her vagina cuddles my boner, yes

No mercy
Just constant beatings, discipline, and being forced to look at her smug face as she bruises me
I would cry out in pain and she would grin, readying me for another round of the stick
I would grovel at her feet, crawling on the ground, looking up at her
Begging her to stop
But she wouldn't
She would never
And I would taste her violent disciplining yet again

>Stannis, you son of a bitch!

that picture is like a walmart version of this

CIA in the dark knight rises into

Just end it and send her back to Westeros to find Nymeria in time for her to come out of nowhere during the battle for Winterfell on Nymerias back and dozens of wolves behind her.

>best girl
>least amount of screen time
i'm sick of it all bros

No, you're thinking of Chloë Sevigny

Eddard Stark

>new/got/ seriously thinks the hound isn't the original meme character

>she will never take a dump in your face

bash my bollocks
break them to bits

>being a pedo

kill yourself cunnyposter :^)

DEFINITIVE