Has there ever been a good movie about parasitic entourages of Hollywood? Hangers on, manufactured cliques and manipulation in general?
I'm talking about Manson showing up to Beach Boy's house with tons of pussy, making him foot the bill and later evicting him from his own home. About Kristen Stewart becoming a lifestyle submissive to a dyke crew.
Entourage was hilarious in how it didn't understand anything about the subject it was supposedly about.
That is the most batshit crazy headline of all time
Seriously, I see so many dumb headlines these days that just have to do with girls doing something
>oh shit this girl is a reporter
>oh shit this girl built a PC
>oh shit this girl went to college
>claimed to user her body to protect Heard
What did she mean by this?
>yoga
>lesbian
>basically lived off Depp's property
red flags everywhere
He probably looks bloated due to poison damage
>when you convince the media you're innocent
Wow
>claims domestic abuse
>wants money
>running around happy
Fag is the key to all of this.
Man everyone involved in this is scum
Depp for beating her and her being happy about it.
somebody on this earth has a very decent chance of being given 200 million dollars because someone threw and iphone at her
whew
So she is a lesbian. I wonder if bad boy Johnny Depp is a fag, or if she was just tricking him.
>implying Depp even laid a finger on her
Oh my sweet gullible child
>tfw you're lying and fucking your way into someone else's bank account for life
What a fucking bitch
no one believes her
Has a man ever been JUST so fast?
Yeah everything went south for her near instantly. Still, all it takes a few carefully placed people in the right clickbait places.
Johnny Depp literally had a dyke entourage living off his property for years
I don't know how to call this
This is the second dyke entourage I've noticed, after Kristen Stewart's "posse"
What's next for Johnny "Empty my Nine on the Welfare Line" Depp?
They're evolving. Clever girls.
Does this retard never learns?
RIP my negro. Another victim who fell for the women meme. You can always crash at my place if you need to Johnny.
really makes you think
she's clearly crying in those pics
poor thing
>I hope he will introduce me to Cara too
Although I don't agree with it I can understand him leaving his previous partner for a goddess like Amber. What I don't understand is why any wealthy person would get married, especially without a prenup.
That's Amber's sister on the left? She must be a lesbian too right? I mean look at her.
Is the one in the glasses Lena Dunham's sister? She is actually a qt.
Even the fag is a lesbian, get with the times.
That's totally wrong. Kesha has a bunch of other people corroborating her story including Kelly Clarkson about Dr. Luke being a creep. And ever since she said no to him, she hasn't had a single hit the airwaves, bitch was everywhere until 2012 then nothing. Hella suspect. Meanwhile everyone who knows Johnny is providing character statements and calling bullshit on Amber's claims, not even her friends are backing her up because that shit is unfounded. What a dumbass.
are all of y'all fucking simple?
congrats @ Amber - I'd look happy & relieved too if I just filed divorce from my abuser
The same sister who got rocks mashed up her snatch? She really did turn out hot, the wrong Dunham got naked on HBO!
Depp has the resources to run a smear campaign against her, and by doing so he is confirming his guilt in my eyes
he's a known alcoholic with self-admitted rage issues, it's not that unbelievable that he hit her, jesus christ
> And ever since she said no to him, she hasn't had a single hit the airwaves, bitch was everywhere until 2012 then nothing. Hella suspect
>Hella suspect
Wow, you sound so well read on that case.
Are you ignoring the fact that the whole lawsuit is about Kesha NOT wanting to make another hit under Sony's label.
She's the one that wants out of the contract so that she can get signed by another label with a better deal. The Dr. Luke thing is used by her as an excuse to break up the contract, which the court didn't see as a valid excuse as theres no proof of Dr. Luke abusing her except a sexual relationship they had which was consentual unless she has a rapekit?
Kesha is done. I think Sony will punish her for breaching the contract by not letting her perform anymore now that she has to make money after fucking up the legal fees.
i think kesha's story is true but heards story has too many holes
classic tactic off mixing in truth with false hood
i lie all the time and get away with it and thats what i normally do
She deserves every penny for sleeping with that ugly hobo Depp.
>it's not that unbelievable that he hit her
Actually, it is considering how old he is. Women beaters don't just decide to beat women later in their life. There should be traces of this in Johnny's history. There isn't though. And Johnny has been with A LOT of women.
This. Just look at the people he mimics - Keith Richards, Hunter S Thompson, all serial abusers and even proponents of violence. I don't think he was fundamentally wired this way but he obviously blew a fuse - I don't know whether his failing looks were to blame or numerous box office bombs, but when he looked around for something to smash his gaze was stuck on the prettiest thing in the room.
Edit: only using "thing" as a tongue in cheek metaphor, didn't mean to objectivize mrs (or rather miss) Heard. Didn't want to be misheard lol
Edit 2: Wow! Thanks for the gold, stranger!
you're the one that sounds misinformed on the whole Dr. Luke situation, sorry 2 say
It's not that Kesha wants to be off Sony's label, she wants to be out of Dr. Luke's control. Her contract is unusually restrictive and Dr. Luke is showing his abusive ass by desperately hanging onto that control.
>with self-admitted rage issues
really? where can i find something about this?
>all serial abusers and even proponents of violence.
>keith richards
What the fuck are you talking about? He's a huge cuckold pussy who sleepwalked through the 70's and can barely form sentences since the 80's, he never abused anyone
Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper, so you're wrong there buddy
This shit can escalate over time - just because someone has never laid hands on someone in the past does not mean they are incapable of doing harm
Kesha had texts showing she was lying..
really? source?
i liked kesha so i hope you're lying but...
Both junkie whores
Both literally mentally ill
>Before her legal battle against Dr. Luke, in 2011, Kesha had previously sworn under oath that the producer had never assaulted or drugged her in a deposition for a lawsuit against her former managers at DAS Communications, a key piece of evidence that played a role in the court ruling in favor of the defense.
oy vey shes doing it again!
Now he finally knows who the real Hollywood Vampires are.
he's pretending to be plebbit, my autistic senpai
it's common knowledge at this point that she was pressured into making that statement
>Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper
having a volatile temper doesn't instantly equal being a Woman beater you retard.
and yet they are both doing better in life than you
Yet, she claims 3 years before that she got raped.
Explain now. That's 3 years later, she wouldn't have the same pressure if it actually happened.
Please explain why she lied? This was no the government threatening her so she literally has no case.
>Is the one in the glasses Lena Dunham's sister? She is actually a qt.
No you face blind autist
>it's common knowledge
???
Kesha go to bed you white trash nigger
>Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper, so you're wrong there buddy
>[citation needed]
>Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper
Kate Moss said that most violent thing he's done was destroy a hotel room. Do you realize how many celebrities have destroyed hotel rooms?
no shit dumb-dumb
however Winona has also stated he abused her so why don't you get off my dick for one min
There isn't a certain age where you grow out of beating women. If you're wasted and your wife won't stop bitching at you, you're going to get fed up with it.
Pretty sure it is.
> "But I still have the rage, the rage is built in, it's part of your upbringing, part of your conditioning. I guess it's even genetic, but it's not as prominent these days as it was 10, 12 years ago," says Depp who believes the residual anger (wherever it originated) is dissipated by the intensity of his acting."
her handwriting lol
>old bags
yeah no
shut up, cunt
>Implying Johnny won't destroy that lying bitch
He's going after everything she got
>however Winona has also stated he abused her
Source. I've tried looking myself but all I find is stuff relating to Amber. The most "abuse" I've him do towards Winona was cheat on her.
Gossip is a cancer of humanity. I never understood the interest in random people's personal affairs. I get it when you at least know the person in question personally, but some celebrities that you didn't even met irl? Just what the fuck.
She had to write it back to front.
tumblr u have to go back
>direct quotes from the police
>public statements
>photo proof
>gossip
Seriously.
Every other week I'm at the grocery store and a new gossip mag is saying that Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie is getting a divorce for one reason or another. It's been going on since they first hooked up. And people keep buying the fucking things.
Were not here for the gossip fuckface, were here for the dank memes
looks like she slammed her head on the edge of a door frame
I mean, she could have given herself a black eye, but the fact she had one means you cant discount the possibility he did smack her around, she seems really, really annoying.
Beating vs. iPhone thrown in face.
Her story is fishy, but the injury lines up with what she said happened.
Yeah because it's hard to make a beating look genuine and not self inflicted compared to hurting yourself on an ombject
Does anyone have a pic with Johnny with the JUST haircut
Amber Heard screamed to Johnny Depp in the middle of their argument last week, "Stop hitting me!!!" Problem is ... when she screamed Johnny was more than 6 yards away -- so claim 2 witnesses.
Sources connected to the case tell TMZ, 2 security guards -- Jerry Judge and Sean Bett -- were standing in the entryway inside Johnny and Amber's apartment unit, giving them space during the argument, when out of nowhere they heard Amber scream.
The guards say "within a second" they bolted into the living area and saw Johnny in the kitchen and Amber on the couch in the living room -- it's an open floor plan. Both guards say Johnny was at least 20 feet away from her.
We're told, according to Johnny, both he and Amber knew the guards were in the entryway and the scream was a badly executed attempted setup.
The guards -- both of whom are expected to testify next month during the restraining order trial -- also say throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
Amber claims her alleged injuries were caused when Johnny hurled an iPhone at her. The 2 guards support what the responding cops say ... she had no visible injuries. Amber claims there was broken glass on the floor and even submitted photos in her legal docs, but the guards insist there was no broken glass, and the cops say nothing was amiss.
wat a cunt
>not taking notice of those crazy eyes and nopeing the fuck away
Fathers really need to teach their sons about crazy eyes.
Shit I fucked up. I read Keith Richards and thought someone was dissing the riffmeister
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So who claims more young stars in Hollywood the pedo mob or the dyke cartel?
The anti-viral is WORKING!
Depp is gonna reject the alimony!
>say throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
literally insane
>Her story is fishy, but the injury lines up with what she said happened.
Please throw a phone at yourself and see how hard you have to hit to get a precise mark like that. You won't get it unless you literally take the phone in your hand and slam the fuck out of your face with it with enough force to break it into pieces.
Also I'm very interested in how many times you'll have to throw it to hit the face instead of the body, and how many times it will take you for it to hit with the flat side so it can leave that mark.
It's one and the same really.
Tell me more about this "lesbian posse"?
>taking a picture of someone in the background and claiming they are with someone behind them
wtf
she is a WOMAN. woman do not lie and they are abused all the time! all the bad things in the world happen to women. never to men and women never do anything bad to men, especially not lie about something so serious.
you gravely underestimate feminism's power. tons, if not the majority, of women AND men are more than happy to call Johnny guilty without even examining the story itself. the sheeple don't give a damn if a man might actually be innocent.
really cant tell if this is a tumblr hambeast who's wandered out of GoT threads or just someone pretending to be
shes like the female apocalypse. shes assembling her dyke horsemen now
This is like taking a case where someone survived a shooting because a piece of bone or item on their person deflected the bullet and saying that someone should try getting shot and see how they'd be able to survive, to try and make out that it was a staged shooting. Phones don't always hit someone with the edge when thrown. She's made up a story where it didn't hit with the edge, and her injury looks like it matches said story. If she'd claimed to have been punched repeatedly, then your little image would have made sense.
Out of all the reasons to doubt her bullshit, the fact that her injury doesn't look like someone who's been punched repeatedly with a fist is the absolute worst one. Just ignore that and focus on all the other points that show she's bullshitting.
they've been assembled for a while. not sure who the red haired one is. model?
Just google kstew and her posse i guess
kstew wears locks around her neck
her dyke handler wears the key
also they started tatting her heavily
It's the Daily Mail.
elvis's painfully untalented granddaughter
so another nepotism product
not a dyke though
I'm just saying that if she wanted to make a realistic claim, it should be that he punched her or threw her into the door or whatever that would make sense, not something that can only happen in 1/1000 tries.
Fucking Christ I bet you she's been poisoning him. Insane.
I don't know how the mail gets away with it
they have such a large readerbase who actually think they are getting the "news" the dumb fuckers
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>we'll take all the money in the world and with it build a better one