Watching comedy with friend

>watching comedy with friend
>he repeats every line he finds funny right after it happens

dumb frogposter

dumb frogposter

>browsing Sup Forums while absentmindedly fondling my limp penis
>see this thread

get out

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>having friends

>Friend puts in a dvd
>its completely scratched up

>friend repeats a joke or line right after hearing it
>completely fucks it up

>watching stand up with friend
>he puts on Gabriel Iglesias

i didn't know comedy could be this shit

>watching Vietnam War movie
>"Stop, Children, What's That Sound" starts playing

I do this lol

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>pass the dvd bro

>Go to the movies with friends
>Hey user can you go save the seats while we buy snacks?
>I goes to save seats
>They never come back

name me one movie where this happened you stupid frog poster

>tfw I do this
>tfw I can't control it

>""""friend"""""" puts on Dan Cook claiming its the funniest shit ever
>gets offended when I tell him I think he's shit
>looks at me and laughs when he thinks something funny is being said

>vietnam movie
>entire movie is spent waiting for air support
>i spent my time there by the shore plays

>watching comedy with friend
>bring a horn to honk after every funny joke
>he just looks at me like I'm an idiot

What's wrong with people?

>go to friends house for kino night
>he drinks and passes out
>get the idea to smear shit all over his walls as a prank
>finally finish
>oh god what have i done
>immediate grab my bag and run home
>calls me the next day and asks if i smeared shit all over his walls
>say no, i left when you fell asleep
>mfw he thinks someone broke in and did it
>he will never know

>Lend a friend a DVD
>He returns it with the bottom smeared in grease
HOW

Kek'd

this is why I never lend out discs except to the one friend who's even more anal-retentive about his collection than I am