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Henry Kelly
Dey ate her
Benjamin Nguyen
TOO MANY BIRTHDAYCAKES
Elijah Mitchell
bobby lupo RIP
Lincoln Nelson
You want the good girl, but you need the bad punani
Asher Harris
Who /moviemix/ here?
Jacob Hill
DEY TOOKAH
Carter Brooks
Here you go, famalam.
Ryder Barnes
more pls
Elijah Bennett
Well I'm sorry to hear that
Henry James
like how he uses the momentum to turn.
Jacob Campbell
Apparently I am very low on /seag/content.
Here's one favourite.
Easton Brown
I like how he "I am tired shooting this sand nigros, fuck this shit I am living"
Zachary Hughes
...
Julian Anderson
Last one.
Kayden Evans
>*Heavy breathing*
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>*wheezes*
Because now..
>*has minor stroke*
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
>*hires stunt double 300 pounds lighter than him*
Ayden Powell
How does this guy keep getting his own movies?
Isaac Richardson
He is serbian now, so probably by removing kebabs.
Colton Torres
I'm watching A Good Man now and I'd swear that Tommy Wiseau dubbed one of the goons in the strip club.
Gabriel Green
Is this the Deus Ex HR movie?
Juan Jackson
...
Angel Bennett
Look at these gun's i have previously told you about
Isaac Smith
What's the one where he's driving a car and suddenly stops and the black dude in the passenger side comes launching out of the car?
Lucas Barnes
Can anyone recommend some essential seagalcore?
Cooper Cox
dude i mean
how old is he?
how many cop movies he's done?
how can he not know how to hold a gun?
this can't be real, i don't believe this, he's got to be retarded
David Lewis
HEY BEECH
ARE YEW WORK HERE
Luke Harris
Is he just standing at 3 seconds?
Jayden Anderson
Kill Switch
A Good Man
Brandon Gutierrez
Haha what the fuck.
He's not even trying.
Jacob Campbell
why does he looks retarded? wut happened
Josiah Mitchell
What did he actually mean by this?
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Benjamin Powell
Bald Seagal is best Seagal
Connor Allen
...
Joshua Robinson
Connor Wright
>look
Sebastian Wilson
Anyone here still /sowaboudahfittybux/?
Dominic White
nope
Juan Wright
I heard Seagal is playing Napoleon in the adaptation of Kubrick's script and notes.
Thomas Gray
ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?
Charles Carter
yeah im /stillmadboutdatfiftybux/
Juan Jenkins
Wasn't Bobby Lupo boning Richie's favorite whore or something?
Austin Cooper
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>get seagal to say 'roger that' and pretend its to other cops
>seagal micromanages the real cops
>go to the right
>steven let me drive!
>poor crook gets arrested by seagal on national television
>seagal steals the kill and tries to take the loot
Owen Howard
>Her had a mask
Lucas Jenkins
... well I'm sorry to hear that
Carter Campbell
>Birthday is coming in 18 days
Tyler Ortiz
This is beyond kino
Connor Nguyen
>I'mthecook.webm
Lincoln Bennett
Fuck, can we hire him here in the UK? More fucking Dune Coons than Mecca.
Christopher Moore
E
Kayden Williams
You do know that was a parody of a Seagal movie don't you?
Dylan Gonzalez
Z
Liam Ward
No it's not, motherfucker.
Brayden Harris
>That bit at the end where he's gently rolling along at 0.1km/h
Henry Sanders
>supposed to be pinnacle of fitness to be on frontlines
>fucking desert camo mumu
ayylmao
Nathan Rivera
I know I'm late but it's Half Past Dead.
Jaxson Lewis
It's okay, I've been pressing refresh every 5 minutes. Thanks.
Luis Ross
Half past dead is pretty late...
...just like Seagal's enemies
Lincoln Flores
ima bad man you no dat
Robert Morris
>can't turn his body so just switches shoulders
This guy cannot be real
Grayson Sanchez
Having just watched A Good Man I'm convinced that Seagal partially funds movies in exchange for being able to write himself into the script.
Chase Howard
>In an interview with Spy, Goldman says he had long known that Seagal tends to tell grandiose tales about himself. Late in 1988, a former soldier of fortune and treasure hunter named Randy Widner invited Seagal, Goldman and another man to hunt for treasure off the coast of Barbados. At that time, Seagal had been telling Goldman that he’d been a U.S. Navy SEAL. Evidently this was one frogman who did not take well to water. As Goldman recalls, “Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough… He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap.” Goldman says Seagal had to be helped onto the vessel. “Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder.” Later that evening, Goldman says, he realized that Seagal could not read a compass or a map. (Seagal describes himself as “autistic with numbers.”) With that, Goldman says, he totally dismissed the notion that Seagal had ever been involved in any covert operations. In his letter to the Times reporter, Goldman wrote that Seagal “would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away.”
>autistic with numbers
What did he mean by that?
Parker Martinez
Yup. And the fact that the porn actor's moves now appear to be more legit than Seagal's... Well, the fucking irony is palpable.
Hudson Jenkins
This is beyond kino
Adrian Ward
this is seagal's body double
not very convincing
Brody Parker
I don't think that's what irony is
Camden Price
its even more confusing since he doesnt have a beard in the previous or later segments of the movie
Hudson Gonzalez
easy
EASY
Juan Thompson
Actually Good Segal:
Above the Law
Out for Justice
Hard to Kill
Under Siege 1 & 2
The Glimmer Man
Marked for Death
David Cruz
Sure I do. It's a kind of metal.
Cameron Hernandez
What is some good EASYKino?
Jace Phillips
did he sheev spin out of the building with his cock in his hand?
Alexander Morris
Christian Foster
EASY
E A S Y!!!!!
Austin Jenkins
Sound like Dr Brule.
Liam Brown
i heard he had sex with a downie and caught the syndrome.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>where you going?
>what do you think I'm doing?
They couldn't agree on which verb to use in the script? Or I guess Seagal forgot his line and refused to do retakes
Nolan Williams
SNATCH
Angel Reed
EVERY
Jonathan Rivera
MOTHER
Jaxon Barnes
PUNANI
Julian Rogers
BURT DAY
Colton Bailey
BOBBY
Joshua Rivera
...
Nicholas Barnes
TELL ME WOT YO WONT ALL NITE
Christopher Scott
ME WANT DA PUNANI FOR MAKE NICE
Cameron Bell
how can you make him canon in bill wilson's universe?
is he part of the league of shadow?
Liam Gutierrez
youtube.com
MADMAN
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Lucas Bennett
WAHAPEN
its been to long without some class seagal posting
Lincoln Ortiz
What the fuck
David Brooks
HEY BRBY DANCE FOR ME
Michael Nguyen
youtube.com
Best Seagal moment of all time. Badass and hilarious at the same time.
Zachary Thomas
ah , the famous monotone guitar solo, legendary.
Christian James
>spends 7 years in a coma
>grows a goatee and takes his hair crunchie off
Jaxson Johnson
>desert
>green camo
Robert Collins
PUNANI
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I
Jayden Moore
youtube.com
the wine thing always gets me
Justin Harris
>sitting there all despondent
>that bottle polishing
>that sexy and seductive way to open the cork
classic
Grayson Brooks
I watched Mercenary: Absolution this weekend and frankly it's an entertaining film
Logan Brown
>tfw I used to slick back my long hair with mousse and tie it on a ponytail just like Steven Seagal
It was when I was teenager. Thank god there's no photographic evidence of that.
Michael Foster
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