Guys... I think he might actually kill himself

Guys... I think he might actually kill himself.

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Fuck. I kind of feel sorry for him.

EVERYTHING IS FINE, PEOPLE. I'M FINE. FUKKEN FACT.

lets see what next weeks figures are like Chris

only one I feel sorry for is Leblanc

1. It's impossible to get figures that accurate, cite your shit Evans

2. The more accurate measurement publicly available points it as lower than the last season

3. Keeping in mind that the first episode would have bound to have had more people tuning in out of curiosity rather than because of quality, this doesn't bode well

Reminder that Chris Evans is a cunt that can't act, and the entire Top Gear shtick is laddish banter between cunts, written and acted well

Well, he is a Hydra member.

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If he dies, he dies.

FACT should be a new meme 2bh

At best this just makes him sound like a pompous ass who wishes to brag about how successful his show is.

Realistically, it makes him a sad liar.

>clarkson did nothing wrong

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It reminds me of all the articles about how low the daily shows ratings are but comedy central is all hurr durr but we got millennials watching, even though literally no young people ever talk about the daily show anymore

No proof s22e1 only got 11% audience share. He's talking shit. s22e1 got 6.41 million consolidated

>written

You don't get to bring friends, FACT.

The flight plan lists me, my men, but only one of you, FACT.

A lot of loyalty for a hired gun, these are THE FACTS folks.

ishafacht

This ratings spike is most likely nothing but a bi-product of the controversy. Check back in a month or two, Chris.

FACT: You're a big guy.

For you. OPINION.

kek

I do feel bad for him, and I can totally sympathise with the FACT that it was only the first show, so obviously it's not going to be fantastic. The chemistry of May, Hammond and Clarkson didn't happen overnight.
And we've all done embarrassing shit, right?
>yay!
>big splash!
>come on, a round of applause!
>shouting everything
To be fair to him, he's got massive boots to fill in that role and he was still functional.

I might watch the next one, or I might not. The thing is, I never had that attitude about the former show, but that's probably just my own impatience talking.

whenever someone says FACT like that I can't help but think they are really angry

I am the coolest guy on the BBC. FACT. If you don't watch my show, you're not coming to my birthday party. FACT. Shut up. FACT. And fuck off. FACT.

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>People whine on twitter like a bunch of autistic fucks defending their shitty fan art on deviantart
All those manchildren sure are pathetic

I've missed everything. Why is he mad? Are people mad at him?

I wonder what he'll tweet when next week's episode is half of that

Car won't start.

>Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. FACT. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. FACT. We all need family. FACT. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. CONJECTURE. I've been on my own since I was 18. FACT. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. FACT. My faith's in people, I guess. CONJECTURE. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. FACT. Which is why I can't let them down either. FACT. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. CONJECTURE. I know I hurt you, Tony. FACT. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. FACT. Hopefully one day you can understand. CONJECTURE. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. FACT. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. FACT. That's all any of us should... FACT. So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there...
>...FACT.

Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Chris Evans. You ruined the Avengers.

All that greentext for a negative amount of joke.

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underrated post

We talking him hanging himself or booze and pills?

Crashing this plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS, FACT.

MOMS GONNA FREAK. FACT.

>everyone wants to watch a train wreck
>UUH THE TRAIN IS FINE WHY WOULD SO MANY PEOPLE WATCH IT IF IT WAS BROKEN?

He works for the mercenary. FACT.

It doesn't matter who we are. FACT.
What matters is our plan. FACT.

Wait, Captain America is hosting Top Gear now?

Someone explain why Top Gear was a hit and why people suddenly hate it, please.

I'm CIA. FACT. I'm Central. FACT. I'm Intelligence. FACT. I'm Agency. FACT. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. FACT. I'm that arsetta bandit. FACT. I call Ittin. FACT. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. FACT. I

>Someone explain why Top Gear was a hit
GOAT banter

>and why people suddenly hate it, please.
No more GOAT banter

Booze and heaps of coke is my guess.
Maybe he'll turn up at Billlie Piper's house and in the middle of begging to be let in David Tenant will tell him to fuck off.
Probably smash up a Ferrari in a fit of rage too or pull a Phil Daniels off Dover.

He'll be fine lads. He'll be fine relax

here's a FACT
2.3% on imdb FACT

He's really going to be surprised when he sees the numbers for the rest of the season.

>FACT

ITT: FACTS

so since british guys are automatically huge faggots, this guy must be like the equivalent of the king of england of faggotry now right? can he literally "form a government" as they say? what does this mean for brexit?

I read what you wrote and I have to say it's pretty much a

>FACT

as long as he sucked the right cocks first

100% FACT

what you said is a fucking FACT
FACT pic related

Holy shit Episode 23

23.1
2.3/10

the fucking pottery! Mind blown!

Read it in all of their voices

He's been made the queen actually. At 4 bong the other day, I was shocked to find on the bello hello visual tello about this.

Shit, I missed this. How bad was it?

Chris Evans = bad

LeBlanc = good

the rest = ok

So Evans is pretty much trying to save face cause he's worried he'll get axed.

just watched extra gear and was more entertained with that half hour than the 2 hour top gear premiere.

pretty funny that sabine is an ameriboo with a log cabin and western saloon in germany.

Even the shittiest episodes of most tv series stay around a 5 rating, this is impressive.

And to think, that 2.3 is PURELY off of Evans, if they'd replaced him with anyone at least even half competent the show would have at least been a 5/10 surely

youtube.com/watch?v=KEwTOVNnLyw

is that a FACT?

Who's Chris Evans?

Isn't it the actor who plays Captain America?

People were watching to see new series and presenters. FACT. Will drop off unless it gets better. FACT. Number one on iPlayer because not everyone saw it live. FACT.

You are a RETARD, Chris. FACT.

He's essentially the weakest link based from E01. Matt is surprisingly good at hosting. They should just get the Extra Gear guys and boot out Evans.

He let himself go.

Plenty of people will watch a car crash, it doesn't mean the driving was good.

At least The Grand Tour will actually be good.

R-right guys?

>Those unattractive dicks

No homo

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yes, they took all the creative people from top gear with them, plus they're totally reformatting the show. i have faith

who the fuck is this?

That graph isn't really fair, TV ratings for most non live things are down, because of the massive increase in streaming services.

The Iplayers means you don't need to watch it on TV when it happens, lots of people just catch up later or watch online