ITT: Horrible DVD covers

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Time to jump into the third dimension.

Shitty marketing never ends, Adrian.

I just catched this dvd cover art at a local dvd store.

Is this a mask inside, or is the head the box?

Horrifying to see a brilliant Oshii movie made to look like some shitty action flick.

also
> AICN review blurb

Does anyone remember when RedBox couldn't use actual DVD art on their kiosks? They used generic stock images and the titles.

It's just a DVD case.

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it hurts

Why is Sully's fur so goddamn comfy and appealing?

I'd love a giant fluffy rug on my bed of the patterns and colour of his fur.

Was his face photoshopped on to this? It doesn't look real.

This
Freaked me the fuck out as a kid
Pretty good movie, actually

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The more I look at it, the more I begin to realise the angle of his face doesn't line up with the angle of his head. Also Andie's eyes are crooked.

>avant-garde cinema
Is Tank Girl the most overlooked of kino?

>watch it with zack snyder

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

obligatory

but taht's a glu ray vocver

I don't see the problem, it just looks dated.

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Look at the arm holding the book.

Ha.

is that just a blue michael myers mask?

oh jesus

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Why the fuck do so many of these have photoshopped heads on?

SOMEONE SHOOT HIM HE IS GOING TO KILL THAT MASSIVE CHILD

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Jesus fuck

I kek so fucking hard when I see this, my daughter has this on DVD.

Show me some good covers to counteract this cancer.

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MY BABY BOY

these covers for classic animated movies where some hack drew the characters in a completely different style from the movie, making it look like direct to video crap

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>Sticker over Mike's face

PERFECT

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Know where I can buy this? I wanna hang it on my wall

>Im_On_the_cover_of_a_dvd!.jpg

thats great

How many kids accidentally got scarred by having their parents rent this thinking it was kid friendly?

i would SO hang this on my wall

Why Photoshop the heads on for these covers/posters? Why not spend 10 bucks for a quick picture while the actors are on set?

Where's this from? I want to hang my wall on this

That's so unnerving

that is atrocious

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I recently purchased the 4 disk box set and it looks way nicer.

There's nothing worse than buying a "box set" online only to find out its actually a couple blu rays in separate cases all stuffed in a cheap cardboard box

is that a fucking CG bruce?

All those disney/dreamworks DVD/BR covers in this style are awful.

There is literally nothing wrong with these.

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wow this really makes you think

They look like Chinese bootlegs

Is this cuck kino?

They were so proud of the CG fur when this movie came out, but in this high-res image his face looks Reboot tier desu

What's with the shattered glass? Why couldn't they show a skyscraper or airport exploding in the background when it would have actually fit the theme? Why does American marketing fuck up every time even when it's handed to them on a silver platter?

you cheeky fucker

They shopped out his battle scars

This can't be real

>only shitty or old movies that nobody heard of
Google fight club. Photoshopped heads aren't only on dvd covers from shitty movies

Look like some images from the internet. Show me actual dvds with that shit on them and then we'll talk.

>that shooped arm holding the book

every fucking time

A shitty cover to present a shitty movie that ruined a great book.

If I were Bill Bryson I would be fucking fuming

What is this film about, espionage? 60's detective film or is it a bond movie?

Knife maker gets framed by Big Spoon

Movie is fun and good but there is no tropical island at all

>"What should we do for the special edition case?"
>"Oh just make a plastic model of the blue nigger's head and put the discs in the bottom"

Literally every James Bond Remastered Blu Ray cover

Go and look up the Goldeneye VHS cover. That is one of my all time favorite movie cover.

That is fucking brilliant.

>tfw I missed my chance of buying this in store when it was still available

At least it isn't just a white background

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HAhahahahahahha
I'm not getting any sleep, am I?

Realer than real life

oh no

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Yes
Plus Fritz The Cat and I Shot Andy Warhol, they're both on there

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