/got/ general

Based Mace the Ace edition

old

Why didn't the wights just leave out the front if Holdoor was blocking their way?

>Mance indicates that he has seen Jon twice before, once when he was still a black brother and Jon just a boy, and again during King Robert’s visit to Winterfell. Mance had disguised himself as a singer in order to see King Robert and get the measure of Benjen Stark, who was a bane to the wildlings

When was this first time Mance had seen Jon? And did we ever saw any sort of foreshadowing on the first book, during King Robert's visit, that could have shown Mance disguised as a singer?

First for

R + L =3 Dragon Eggs.

...

redpill me on this guy
is he playing a retard like Pycelle or is he genuinely one?

Would you suck Lady Bolton's penis?

How did they get way out into the woods with a 30 second head start?

BASED GRRM CALLING OUT THE HACKS!

>“No” said Martin, “I continue to be opposed to fan fiction because it’s copyright infringement. HBO, of course, gets around this by paying me large dump trucks full of money. So, if you would like to arrive in front of my house with a large dump truck full of money, I may consider allowing you to do some fan fiction. But I won’t consider it fan fiction then. I would consider it a sub-license. I make many sub-licenses to people who do games and card games and coins, etcetera. But Harlan Ellison always had this rule that he has been very vocal about over the years. You can find his diatribe about it on YouTube: ‘PAY THE WRITER’. And I think John also feels (one must) pay the artist, because this is how we make our living.”

Linking the rightful thread

Reminder that Game Of Thrones continues to be one of the greatest and well received shows around.

The dozen worthless, whining, nitpicking, edgy losers in this general with no friends, no job and no life who stink of piss and shit, have filthy underpants, a tiny penis and a coat of slime on their foreheads will NEVER be able to change this fact.

Feels good!

I personally believe he's legitimately a doofus, but he cooperates with the better players in the Game and is a very useful tool in the greater scheme of things.

How's that autism treating you?

This is actually confirmed happening. Neddard had to cut them out.

1st for pregnant sansa

Genuinely is one. Gonna get Agincourted in the books

you okay buddy? you sound a little upset

>Ramsay in open rebellion in the North
>Euron in open rebellion in the Iron Islands
>Blackfish in open rebellion in the Riverlands
>Sand Snecks in open rebellion in Dorne
>Random Stannis extras in open rebellion in Storm's End and Dragonstone
>High Sparrow STILL has the heir to House Tyrell locked up
>Dany could show up with her dragons at any time
>Nah, let's just leave the only good soldier left at home to go on hunting trips

Is everyone on this show blind and stupid?

fuck off

>Don't be critical of the show making contradictions and/or ruining lore and characters
Just watch it for dick jokes and dragons amirite?

It came first by one second.

When?

if i removed the dragonglass from benjen's heart would he die?

>"rightful thread" is the last one made

Threadwar autists are destroying /got/

>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known four hundred years ago, in the days before the Doom, and even then they would have cost a kingdom.

>Euron did not lie. He’s been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.

So how big is Danys army now?
>8,000 trained unsullied, 2,000 in training (some killed by sons of the harpy
>2,000 Second sons
>??? Dothraki soldiers (100,000 in the village)
>3 dragons
>will take 1000 ships to move them all

Check the post time. It came before this thread.

If the Wildlings plotline is anything to by her Dothraki army is now 2000 strong

Next episode. She and Theon are in Volantis.

This means that's a sex slave so Yara is now a rapist BTW.

>people are being mean to me and the mods won't make them stop

go away this isn't reddit

>dammit Preston
R+L=D, B+A=J

Thats the bastard thread, this one is the REALLLL

If you take 30 soldiers per ship, that would make 30k soldiers.
There's no fucking way he has an army the size of a Tyrell one.

Preston said Euron didn't have Balon killed. Wrong again.

>OFFICIAL GRILL LIST

ITT -

Bed-wetters

Whining nitpicking beta morons

Sensitive book dickheads who belong in /lit/

Losers desperate to be edgy and different

ANGRY female-hating virgins

Cunts

What the actual fuck is going on ITT

Why though?

haha fucking retard

BTFO'd

Fuck the mods

>tfw thread wars were ended

>Linda
>Not our girl
shiggity

>tfw her autism is completely unleashed this season with no Elio moderation

Can someone tell me who the dude Filch was keeping captive is?

>(Dead)
kek, what now faggot?

I just wet my bed what do I do

Truth! this general went to shit because of these stinking peasants

> if i appeal to its popularity, I will make legitimate criticism look stupid, haha!

Go to google and type in "appeal to popularity fallacy"

So, he'll be half right about R+L=D, B+A=J?

is alfie allen racist
i read that he was just wanted to see if anyone else heard about it.

>this will never be true

why not

Shireen BTFO again

>Bran
>Perfect snek tits not ours

End yourself

Add shae and '''ros''' to the reddit side

He was not actually the one who made that thread anyway. I was.

Everytime a question like this appears I question if I'm too hard on D&D because catering to idiots like you must be hard.

reminder cleganebowl is NOT happening this season

reminder ALL the tyrells die this season

reminder Blackfish dies this season

LMAO

You know what this thread needs? More Darkstar!

>them
fuck off

>sansa
But leddit doesnt give a fuck about her

He also said the show is the show, and the books are the books, which is pretty obvious. Mance is dead in the show, and alive in the books. Euron is Balon's murderer in the show, not in the books.

So?

spot on

The truede leaks never said anything about all Tyrells dead

Dry it up with book pages. Then get some sleep before your yellow bus arrives.

the new chapter confirmed euron killed balon.

The Maesters are part of some conspiracy involving the Green Men of the God's Eye, the Faceless Men, The Sons of the Harpy, the Martells, and Euron Greyjoy among others. They conspiracy seems to anti-dragon and possibly pro-Other.

I ain't talking about the show, fool.

> Oh, and Balon was the third, but you knew that. I could not do the deed myself, but it was my hand that pushed him off the bridge.

Remember lads, thread wars end up with /got/ being banned.

Stay relatively civil

>wanting BAD PUSSY

Stop

women can't rape, user

>Doesn't want Bran
>Wants Sneks

shut up dad

Your list is shit. Stop posting it.

ASOIAF/GoT video game fans - my thread about an Essos-based RPG is fucking pathetic. Come discuss this shit so I look like less of a retard.

where is cersei?

Well damn. I wanted to wait till the next book is actuallyout

I hope /got/ is banned. Too many whiners and bed-wetters who fail tt be edgy or clever.

If he's anything like his cunt of a sister then we have to worry

Dany more of a fascist or ?

What do you mean by bed wetter?

Guess I'll just continue shitposting

So he's gay, right?

i know he likes drugs

but her agency user, her agency!

Isn't she supposed to be Trump?

It's not working the pages are just breaking apart

>only person to defeat Robert Battle Baratheon in the field
>gets shit for intentionally not taking Storm's End

Madness has had its fucking day

HOLY FUCK

BENJEM IS ALIVE

FUCK YEAH

It would be great to see reddit fall apart as Dany gets set up as the bad guy. Sadly this will never happen.

Would you say Danny is a Mary Sue, or what would you call her?

Says the edgelord that spammed the thread with pasta till it got pruned

Seriously though. And leaving out those delicious fat Kelly C arms. We should probably get Missandei over here too for because diversity.

We know the Hound is coming back.
But how 'back' will he be? Will it just be a quick ending of his arc for that episode or will he come back into the greater story in some way?

>no Lady Olenna

Nigger, she is the most 'our girl' in the show

>only person to defeat Robert Battle Baratheon in the field
Randyll Tarly did, he appeared when it was won.
>gets shit for intentionally not taking Storm's End
>le "he didn't want to die" meme
Fuck off.

Remind me again why we're supposed to care about some season 1 minor character?

If there is one person that I want to see killed is that smug motherfucker. The shitty pulls that the writers did around the Sparrow have been enough to make me hate him.

A bad actress

I support this list in it's entirety.