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SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

nothing, it was a perfectly fine action-blockbuster.

Fredposting it's getting boring

this
I felt like I was watching a live-action rendition of the 90's animated series sure a little cheesy and stupid but fun it also felt like an x-men movie not wolverine and friends

I agree completely. Sure it's a little "villain of the week" but it was fun. If you want a serious X-Men film there's plenty of those.

Who cares, hopefully this is spelling the end of this shitty superhero gimmick.

It showed that the only way Olivia Munn gets work is by fucking a director and/or producer.

It made 265 million already, so nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Yawn... stale meme

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Why are Fox shills so desperate to force this meme?

It's projected to not even reach 500 million.
It made 35 million less than DOFP's opening, and it made half the money of what DOFP did internationally.

How fucking awesome will it be when they sell the rights back to Marvel?

Not enough quips.

And that there was no hype, the marketing was terrible and it's the third big team up movie in a row in less than 2 months.
People have had enough capeshit for a year already.

All of those terrible dialog in the trailer isn't enough for you?

Needs more quips for RT.

If they kept Fantastic 4 for this long, I see it never happening.

I love how mad people are at the MCU being succesful and the others getting shit on.

They'll never have X-men back, at least not in the foreseeable future, might get Fantastic 4 back in by the end of the decade though.

Marvel wont stop until the fandom dies out and that will never happen. The last Avengers movie will probably be infinity wars part 2 but I doubt that ll be the last time we see some of the heros.

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They are already finalizing plans for Phase 4 dude.

Maybe the last with the old guard, but we'll have an avengers movie head by Bendysnatch, Panther, and Captain Marvel

You forget that they'll make Spiderman the poster boy of the MCU after RDJ leaves.

Also, I doubt they'll kill Scarlet Witch or Black Widow in fear of angering SJWs.

Ah, right. Still not used to him being back with Marvel. ScarJo is getting old though, they'll at least retire her soon.

it hasn't even been out a week yet in America

Scarjo is in this solely for the money, and she doesn't have to work out or anything unlike Evans or Hemsworth.
Give her enough of that and she'll stick around, plus people recognize her name.

Who the fuck cares what the cucks at rotten tomatoes think?

Movie was good.

That's way more than enough time to make fairly accurate predictions of a movies earnings.

Because you get to see the average opinion of the movie.

hey as long as it's triggering you mentally handicapped nerds, I say keep going

The opening weekend, even more an opening weekend such as this making that much less money than DOFP is not a good signal.

Gotta wonder what kind of Redditor unironically uses the word 'nerd'.

Who the fuck cares about the average opinion of anything? Average opinions are shallow and worthless. God forbid you see the movie and form your own opinion though, right?

Don't forget to tip your fedora.

But Bryan Singer is gay.

The fact that all of Jubilee's scenes including her pivotal mall scene were cut.

Lana Condor got shafted badly in this movie.

Seriously, why does Hollywood keep giving Asian actors and actresses the shit end of the stick?

youtube.com/watch?v=QoPDDQWRFhc

>Generally overstuffed and no direction for the story, they should have either focused on doing an Apocalypse story or an origin story for the OG X-Men, not both
>Apocalypse is a generic villain with no discernible plan or motivations and is only saved from being complete shit by Oscar Isaac actually having gravitas
>Horsemen have zero development whatsoever
>Mystique shoved into the forefront just because she's JLaw (at the very least in DOFP her arc had to do with her doing mystique things, here she's just Katniss)
>Magneto kills millions of people but it's okay because he said sorry and helped rebuild the mansion
>Nightcrawler is just there for awful comic relief
>Action tries to be epic in scale by showing CGI cities being destroyed but then cuts to small junkyard set with sloppy fight scenes
>Despite being 21 years after First Class, no one looks their proper age, Beast still looks 22 despite being in his mid-late forties, Magneto is like 55 yet still looks 35, no way are Xavier and Magneto turning into stewart and mckellen within 17 years
>DUDE XAVIER ISN'T JUST BALD HIS HAIR WAS BURNED OFF IN A PSYCHIC BATTLE LMAO

5/10 movie at best.

Was the mall scene filmed or scrapped completely?

It was terribly written and Apocalypse himself was supremely underwhelming, but I had fun with it. Not a good movie, but not an especially bad one.

Singer only fucks hot twinks he's literally straight at this point

It was filmed. Singer just decided to cut it for no good reason.
collider.com/x-men-apocalypse-deleted-scenes-jubilee/

tried to be a dark and serious superhero flick.

Pretty sure fucking hot twinks is the gayest form of gay.

She fucked the producer, Ben Hardy fucked the director.

i don't know man, i'm straight but with a crew like this i'm willing to try it out

>What went wrong?
Apocalypse, they pretty much ruined the character.

Also having 1/4 of the "original" Horsemen was shitty.

stop shilling your YouTube channel

nice pasta loser

JLaw was barely in this flick

No fun transformations. What's the point of not using a mutant's signature ability?

>barely

still too much, that fucking speech that she did just pissed me off i wanted to scratch my eyes out

sounds like a personal problem.

mystique is in no way shape or form x-men's mother, saviour or whatever the fuck they're trying to do with jlaw.

JLaw has like two acting modes, sassy and intense staring

how do you go from DOFP to this. what happened. what went wrong

they needed to tie it all up and introduce new blood to the franchise

Except Olivia was better than JLawl and Angel

And it costed 30M less than DoFP

Mystique as Stryker in DOFP was not followed up on at all.
Oscar Isaac's goofy Bogus Journey boots.
Quicksilver's scene clearly was meant to be accompanied by Beat It but Fox went with a random Eurythmics track.

Otherwise bready gud

>Mystique as Stryker in DOFP was not followed up on at all.
10 years happened, in 10 years Logan could be recaptured

>Quicksilver's scene clearly was meant to be accompanied by Beat It but Fox went with a random Eurythmics track.

Saw that youtube doubler did ya? I like both

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Better than Civil War

because obviously people will take it seriously with a fucking horsemen literally named Abraham Lincoln as War. films dont have the coverage to explain out of nowhere in a span of 2 hours unlike 10 issues a comic book arc could explain.

Disney paid the critics

>what went wrong?
Didn't pay off the critics

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1.) NOT ENOUGH QUIPS

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99.) NOT ENOUGH FUCKING QUIPS

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