/got/ general

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nth for shireen

BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!

First for Jonsa

nth for the real Azor Ahai

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If there is no Michael, there is no thread
This is a hard life that I have lead
If there is no Michael, I'm going to flee
But I will not worry, for they do it for free

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>you're rock hard in the morning, what do?
Fap or bang salsa?

>Goldenhand the Just

Reminder:

In the books Stannis took Deepwood Motte and became bff with the Glovers

>Deepwood Motte was confirmed taken in the show
>Glovers in next episode
>episode title: The broken man

So what are the maesters up to? They like to gather knowledge, and considering magic was/is real in their world, why don't they send out research parties to confirm/deny rumours of dragons and white walkers?

That was great.

HEAR HEAR

The Pair That Was Promised.
The Lord's Chosen OTP.
The Ship of Ice and Fire.

Azor Ahai and Valonqar

>made new thread
>get cucked

kmn

Summerhall 2.0

I just ate asshole.

uho knar noffeng juqn slow

So, I wanted some more insights

My fiancee

>Loves Sansa
>Wants to watch "Me Before You" because Emilia Clarke "looked cute" in the trailer and is "cute in interviews"
>Is happy that women are finally getting a chance to rule this season
>Is obsessed with Jon
>cried when Hodor died
>Cried when Arya was talking last episode
>Cried when Jonsa reunited, even though I tried explaining to her Sansa treats him like shit in the books and is a hypocrite for lying to hm
>Was so happy when Mel resurrected Jon, she was beaming for a week
>Ygritte is her all-time favorite character
>Likes Sam, is sad when an episode doesnt have Sam and Gilly
>HATES CIA with a passion because she gets "creepy" vibes from him
>She forces me to close my eyes and turn around when tits on screen

What should I do?

I miss the unique armors... Tywin/Jaime Lannister armor, Loras and Renly's armor, Jaime's kingsguard one too and also Jorah's armor (which was seen later on Robb Stark)

>broken man
>not Sandor

I miss snowfu...

Well then, enjoy the jello for dessert

dump your gf immediately

IT'S HAPPENING

I dont understand the joke, is she jewish?

>>HATES CIA
drop her

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why do people pretend this is attractive

Rape her and then kill her and then kill yourself.

Stannis burned Shireen. So now she is ash.

We told you, kill or rape

Jaimes Lannister armor looks cool as fuck


Also who is even left on the Kingsgaurd

Gregoe, Boros Blount and Arys Oakheart?

go back in time and don't put a ring on a fucking retard?

Nothing, people are allowed to disagree with you.

Woah, he's a big guy

Fuck off fucking normie piece of shit

Warg her and just make her say Stannis for the rest of time.

Hmm she's a combination of a typical tumblrite and normie.

Reminder that Jon Arryn faked his death to escape Lysa.

...

that poor lil qt

Because not everyone is a homo like you

>>She forces me to close my eyes and turn around when tits on screen

Is your fiancee happens to be your mother?

She's fucking someone else, a black man most likely, I'm sorry man

the only problem is with the last part, she clearly has some jealousy issues that you need to reassure her about. Make sure she knows that she is your world. (alternative scenario: tell her next time there are tits onscreen have her pull hers out and see which ones you choose, protip: look at hers)

Even if they arent great, you might still get laid. and if you would rather fap to GoT than get laid, then why do you have a gf?

muh dick

Your fiance is a cancer that needs to be cut out.

1. if you could bang any girl from the show who would it be?
2. if you could kil anyone from the show, who would it be?

(this would affect the story)

This show is fucking garbage.

Everything from AMERICA is FUCKING GARBAGE.

How many times do I have to say this;
AMERICA IS A SHIT HOLE

Fuck all of you for thinking Canada is "irrelevant"

Seriously, if I could, I would each and very single one of you the middle finger.

Fuck it.

I'd actually just punch the shit out of you, you fat fucks. You deserve it for being a nation built on EVIL.

You have estrogen in your water for fucks sake.

And yet, you have THE FUCKING GALL TO CALL CANADA AN "IRELEVANT" COUNTRY?

FUCK YOU.

If I could run across a football field and punch all of you in the fucking face, really fucking hard, I would.

Yes you fat fucks, in the superior country of CANADA, we can run the length of a field due to having fitness standards.

Also all of your women are slutty as fuck.

In Canada, our women are raised with traditional values. They could also eat the fuck out of yours too, due to all your women being fat as fuck, or small and slutty, making them mobile/easy to carry as they go around fucking everything in sight, as typical with American women.

A nations values are based on how strong our family values are; and evidently with divorce being as high as it is in USA, you people are a ruinous country.

Have fun getting distracted by your liberal news, your cancerous and racist right wing, and our dumb pop culture while the Canadians continue to excel in strides.

Lol fuck America, and fuck all the Americans reading this comment.

You are all high octane cancer.

You fat fucks are more harmful for the planet than the last 20 war lingering civilizations combined.

When we start to colonize space, don't be surprised when the superior CANADIAN military gets the jump on you and destroys you in the void of space.

We'll inherit the galaxy while you stay on the earth, getting fatter and sluttier.

Haha, stupid fat ass Americans.

Get fucked.

You can't call yourself a real """"""country"""""" when you have the chance of getting shot at.

>hates CIA
break up with her now. never date a tumblrite.

This

delet dis

so when arya eventually returns to westeros and is reunited with sansa, jon, and bran, what is she going to contribute?
blinding her enemies with this face?

Give her the ramsay treatment

youre amirbro is showing

If Stannis comes back, the autists will break this board.

I dont regret putting a ring on her. She looks exactly like K-Stew used to

Why is Sam still fat?

In the show, basically only the mountain, I don't remember the other members being even named on screen.

>Bang
Old Melly

>Kill
Mareen red priestess

1. Meera
2. Dany

1. Mummer Sansa
2. Dany

So, what was up with Dany doing her big ass proclamation speech at the end of the episode? Like, why did it even need to happen?

Fuck off, no she does not

How the fuck can Bran/3ER see what happens in the south when all the Weirwoods were chopped down or burned?

>Arya's peach

then who fucking gives a shit about what she thinks

Court jester

It needs to happen at least twice a season, the show wouldn't be empowering enough otherwise

Boros was named pre-joff wedding.

Will Tommen ever name anyone else? Does he just want to die?

1. Marry Shireen
2. Kill Dany

He probably has a very slow metabolism and/or a thyroid problem.

A normal person would never stay fat at the wall/ranging north

well you didn't say that in your first post

if she looks good then put up with whatever retarded bullshit she's doing because that's the only thing you'll ever get in a girl anyway.

Either she's attractive or retarded
or ugly and retarded.

The show gave him the ability to see shit everywhere instead of using the WeirwoodNet to get around.

1.Sansa
2.Fansa

what does she think of stannis?

1. Tyene Sand
2. Olyenna, the old bitch

Meera is tight second for fuck though.

1 Meera
2 Bran for ruining everything

Because you did 9/11

Get fucked you fat cuck.

You are literally cancer and salt water upon the many green grasses of the earth.

The last 20 civilizations that were bent on war and destruction weren't nearly as cancerous as you.

Fuck off. I hope America gets annexed soon.

Stop user you are brraking my heart

Pics of said whale?

WHO THE FUCK GOES AROUND DELETING ACTUAL GOOD /GOT/ GENERALS?

I always felt like she faked liking him for my sake because she knew he was my favorite.

I feel like we're being forced to rewatch all of Kelly C's "big scenes" in the series compressed in this one season

>tfw you become a side character in your own storyline

>bang
Sansa
>kill
Ayra

Dany

Balon

>No matter where I go Khaleesi, I will always be rock hard for you

you mean when she used to look like a missing Moffat brother?

May I interest you in some light fapping to calm yourself?

Calm down maplebro. Here, take a look at your country's greatest achievement. Maybe it will cheer you up.

>i got raped and it hurt down there

>dany with that body

hhhhnnnnnnnggggggggggg

here, I made it better

post pic

His country didn't achieve that though, they just pretend like they did because they were technically part of the empire that did that.

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