It's the head of critically acclaimed cartoon channel, Nickelodeon, Cyma Zarghami messaging you about a controversial topic. I've come to your beautiful Vietnamese paper folding forum because multiple reports have come across my desk describing the discussions here about our top writer of our live action children and young teen shows, Dan James Schneider.
These topics include accusations of alleged pedophilic actions performed by Mr. Schneider. These allegations have been becoming increasingly problematic for Mr. Schneider and Nickelodeon as a whole. Dan has asked me personally, him being a frequent peruser of this wonderful site, to message you all and advocate for these topics of discussion to cease immediately.
While fun and creativity are very important to us here at Nickelodeon Studios, Viacom Network, and it's associates, I'm astounded to say that your creativity has been deemed destructive to the personal life of Mr. Schneider and to the reputation of our company.
We are demanding that the discussion of Dan Schneider in pedophilic contexts are to be ended. If these demands are not met within twenty-four (24) hours, legal action will be taken and Sup Forums.org will be shut down
Deepest regards Cyma Zarghami.
Alexander Cox
Nice copypasta senpai
Nathan Jenkins
You forgot the part about the feet.
Gavin Diaz
I don't understand.
Regardless, discussion of Mr. Schneider in pedophilic context will be met with a lawsuit and a potential deletion of this site if it continues in twenty-four (24) hours.
Tyler Kelly
Wait, what was his name again?
Bentley Taylor
Dan Schneider has claimed on multiple occasions, he has not been sexually involved with any child actress including Miranda Taylor Cosgrove and Jamie Lynn Spears, who have also testified to these claims being false.
Kayden Garcia
Dan "wham bam thank you ma'am" Schneider
Thomas Phillips
Dan James Schneider.
Jose Williams
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
Kevin Young
Just to clarify, we are talking about Dan "Spread em wider" Schneider?
Dylan Collins
Dan "Get in the partyvan and drink this cider" Schneider
Luke Brooks
>Deletion of this site. Funposting aside, i wouldbe GLAD if that happened. Even if few tears flow down my cheek.
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Daniel Jackson
I see pictures like this posted on here frequently. Always taken out of context. Dan is a passionate, caring man as evidenced by this photo. Harm has not come to Miranda in any way, shape, or form.
Nolan Wilson
Dan "careful, we got a biter" Schneider
Nicholas Johnson
You mean Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider?
Cameron Johnson
Dan "Show Me That Sole and I'll Give You a Role" Schneider
Jacob Green
These nicknames for Mr. Schneider will also be unacceptable. How about Dan "the Writer" Schneider? He is our top writer after all. The last thing We want here at Nickelodeon Studios is to sue an innocent website for the childish behavior of a few. Again, if our demands are not met, legal action will be taken and may result in the deletion of this site.
Oliver Rogers
Well it isn't strictly harmful per se, just highly frowned upon.
Wyatt Russell
...
Oliver Smith
Dan "I'll get inside her and make her wider" the "writer" Schneider
Zachary Robinson
>everybody is always hard to see him.
That's good to hear. At least Dan isn't alone in being hard
Connor Walker
Dan "Give Jaime a Raw all-nighter" Schneider
Jose Phillips
How about Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider? The Rough Riders were pretty cool.
David Gutierrez
Mr. Schneider is wonderful man. When he takes a break from his busy work and comes down to the studio to see us, everybody is glad to see him.