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what's good in the hood homies?
Business Idea: dry your washing up in the tumble dryer
>Americans don't have 'lecky keys
HOWLING
how do you unlock your electric, you fat cunts?
>looking at similar houses on my parent's street on house selling websites
>all going for over £700k
wew lad
why does the portsmouth flag look like the turkish and pakistan flags?
HE
SHAN'T
DIVIDE
US
*walks towards the 2018/19 premier league*
Heres a big sloppy one for you.
I always thought it was a meme that Yanks had no clue what other countries were actually like but now I'm starting to think they actually don't
>americans unironically don't own crumpet irons
BASH
THE
FASH
L A D S
so who's going to hire me in march when i quit?
I just turn up the thermostat to max dry everything
i shower and wash my dishes at the same time
find it almost unbelievable that ive never come across someone who does the same
>owning a dishwasher
Hello, John D. Rockefeller
>there are people here who UNIRONICALLY use 30+ liters of water in their sink to do the washing up when a dishwasher today could do it all with less than 10 litres
christ
now I know why those african kids have to walk 10 miles a day for a pint of water
/brit/.. home
'least it was before i fucked everythang up
Britain has ALWAYS been multicultural and had 300,000 immigrants a year, you bigots
FOB
on the subject
literally all fridges in germany are this size
don't know what you're talking about mate
Which one?
They're both medical students and University Challenge cuties.
SMALL
FOAMY
FRIDGES
america is all that matters to the majority of americans
this 2bh
parents bought a house for like £150,000 about 15 years ago. They had it valued recently and it's almost £300,000 and we live near a fracking test site
wrong
>He doesn't partake in blacked
your not racist are you?
It's worse than north korea
they think we actually like the queen too
bet you're about 5'6 you useless little mong
got one of these in my rented flat
can't fit fucking anything in it
Nothing happens in Havering. Its just a 50s residential extension, not even London either
No lie, my dishwasher projects the remaining wash time onto the floor.
a lot of people here have those big yank fridges with the water/ice dispenser on the front
ANGLOFATS
ROARING
imagine having to share one
Are you from Britain or England
I would do the same but I piss in the shower to save water
Don't see the point in owning a dyer iah
same
freezer is the fucking worst
what idiots ha ha
his is a British "starter home"
It's a typical soulless new build. When you open the kitchen door, it fills the entire kitchen.
It costs £120,000.
This is what my generation has to deal with in Britain and its only going to get worse
cool man
this one i found is smaller and not as well decorated as my parent's house, think they bought it in 2003
jammy pricks
I wash my clothes and dishes in the shower whilst showering
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad
mental
my dishwasher projects unwanted water onto the floor for us to bath in
Adam-Smith_approval_face.jpg
i fill my bath with hot water and clean all my dirty clothes and dishes at the same time. much more efficient that way.
The area around the uni is nice and everyone is either Chinese or middle class.
t. UoG undergrad
Wish I had the room for a dishwasher in my kitchen
It literally dries clothes faster.
"I don't see the point in owning a faster computer"
70308430
what did he mean by this?
Also, nowhere on the continent seems to have milk in half/whole gallon jugs
The highest you get is 1 litre tera pak
might as well just take the kitchen door off at that point
it's that "Englishman" that hates England
obnoxious cunt
I hope you lads collect rainwater in a water butt
>It's a typical soulless new build.
looool umm stay in your lane sweetie x
leicester is the best uni
>Starter home
>Two bedrooms
>A downstairs toilet
Literally fuck off billionaire
I'll hire you as my personal /brit/ poster
It pays £25/hr.
and you let me shove my thick cock in your ass at anytime I feel like it.
Where's the Über of dishwashing?
WRONG
i see povvos buy this shit all the time
yeah your shit-tier terrace is far superior
would unironically love to have a dishwasher and a dryer but I can't fit them in my kitchen and I have no other rooms to put them in
havering is made up of comfy towns you come back to after your day in the city, filled with old rorkes, and great transport into central
youtube.com
CARAAAAAAAA
>tfw it is fucking impossible to find Big Dave singing Be Our Guest on the internet
What the fuck? I thought the internet was supposed to have everything.
I hereby confess I actually have never opened a book by Graham Green.
What's the point in drying clothes faster?
NEVER reply to me again y*nk
>2 toilets
Fuck's sake
true but I don't like the housing stock. looks like hounslow
why does finland hate us so much
That you can actually have the option of washing something and wearing it out that same night
whats the point of browsing the internet faster?
I've only ever encountered people using dryers in flats or other places where there's nowhere to hang clothes outside to dry. Owning a dryer just isn't something most people do desu. They're not even expensive either. Think it's more of a cultural thing than anything else.
do you do your washing 5 minutes before you need to go out or something?
everyone hates ireland
why is there always someone posting blacked or cuck porn in /brit/ every few days
they don't even get replies
Londoners only have room for a prayer mat and a hammock in their cupboard flats, all their washing and drying is done at a launderette.
who was Englands greatest king, lads?
>skipped gym
>ate a two helpings of chicken curry + rice then some bread and butter pudding
:S
Might bust out 100 push ups to make up loool
some towns are much nicer than others tbf
romford is a bit of a shitehole
all newbuilds have a disproportionate amount of toilets
like a 2 bed house will have a shower room a bathroom and a downstairs toilet
Anyone else
Does that say 5 euros?
5 euros for 4 pints of milk? Jesus Christ
>whats the point of browsing the internet faster?
you get 1080p streaming => you get to see the chicken spots of a woman's nude body
> melk
heh
what's the best endz in london
nah the povvo one is like €1,50 for 2,5L
god not man is king 2bh mate
have given up on life so don't really care anymore
there should be as many bathrooms as there are bedrooms 2bh
Yeah, everyone's falling for the ensuite meme at the expense of room sizes
right the mass effect gimmick is OFFICIALLY over
i, as it's creator, have just finished installing dragon age origins and that will replace mass effect as the gimmick
not really everyone hates england and wales according to this thread
the poor looking lass from tinder mesaged me back saying "normally she'd be up for it but she went out on the weekend"
I messaged back some bullshit as if I'd sleep with her when I'm not in this absolute state (or would I? *wink*) but it's mostly for the bants and it saves me belling a sex line
the end of the road out
why do americans dry their clothes in the microwave?