Which race/ethnicity do you wish you were?

which race/ethnicity do you wish you were?

me
Polish + Jewish

Polish
- good-looking
- intelligent

Jewish
- intelligent
- my jewish relatives would offer me a good job.

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Polish.

I'm not really sure about race, but if I had a saudi-tier skin color + blue eyes I'd be so, so happy. Also caucasian features, so it won't look too exotic.

But you're already halfway there polish cunt

American

Turkish

oh wait I am :P

>Polish
>- good-looking
>- intelligent

Efso XDD

>Poles
>Intelligent

I'll never understand you

??what's wrong?

Why do you want to downgrade

>Jew


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>polonya
>intelligent

I have a huge nose, wish I actually was a jew

half central asian
half greek/south italian

>White Americans
what is this memery

>intelligent
>poles

jewish, preferably ashkenazi

Argentine of Germanic origin

why not winland?
if i could choose my race again:
i would be me lol!

>+ Jewish
shamefur dispray

Life of Boris on Youtube makes me wish I were as Russian Gopnik sometimes.

Polish of Czech origin.

German

Finnish, Estonian or Baltic German.

Genuinely Canadian, hard Newfie accent and everything

mein neger

black

Was wishing I was a gopnik in a villiage somewhere earlier desu

Scandinavian with a big dick

>Poland had an empire, a commonwealth, world power tier Kingdom
>anyone that ever did anything of worth, from Poland, was Jewish
>they genocided them all during WW2, refugees moved to neighbouring countries then went to Israel later on
>Poland is now a corrupt, poverty ridden shithole with 1/4 of its original land, women marrying negroes in London
My family has YET to get back their property/equivalent + damage in $ from P*land and your jew hating laws.

So an imaginary creature. Might as well have said dragon.

Google Hung like a Norse.

aborted fetus

sbhmf.tumblr.com
there's some HUGE Swedish cocks

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yum

>that will never be me

...

Never gets old kek.

gay

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I'm 3/4 Polish and 1/4 German

I wouldn't like it any other way desu

>3/4 shit

he didn't write "3/4th finnish"

>Polish
>Intelligent

Maybe you are Polish after all

1/2 Dutch
1/2 Coreano

Latvian, a 1,90m tall - i am 1,87m and it sucks, i am a degenerated manlet. The only thing i hate about myself is the curly hair and the manlet height, the rest is actually fine tbqfh

somalian so i could move to sweden and fuck all the white wimins

>tfw west slav
>tfw slav/germanic mix
>tfw good germanic features without cuck fetish

Wouldnt trade to be honest

the girl is hot

source?

keep quiet gypsy man, u know shit

that woman is ugly

You are ugly, she is a 9/10

Central/North Italian

...

Finnish or Japanese. One of the autist races with unique cultures. I'm already a weeb and a drunk so I'm almost there.

>Life of Boris on Youtube
ABSOLUTE cancer
most probably funded by Putin to infect foreigners with p*nslavist memes

>1/2 Coreano
it'll kill every benefits lel

"Natasha in Antalia"

hnnng
gib source please

polish of course

t. errone

Wanna switch?
I hate work and cold, I'd make a great Med.

>implying i'm terrone

>Polentone
What is this?

Polaks look like retards.

I'm white (no, srsly), I have a big cock, I'm pretty intelligent and I'm reasonably attractive, so I don't see what being another ethnicity would do for me.

not trying to be racist, but the natives of Singapore are Malays. their iq would probably be closer to Malaysia's

You aren't Greek

Turn off your proxy, Poleshit. You're absolutely pathetic.

I wish I could look like Zeus.

I have reached the ultimate solution to the mystery of human intelligence
t. degree in eugenics

Why did you kill jews?

I'm Sardinian
You're not me

because they accused us of killing the jews

Jewish.

That's the only ethnicity that would remotely be a step up for me. I want to impregnate a Jewess and give my children masterrace genes.

Spaniard
>good looks
>best skin complexion
>intelligence

Russian
>strength and great overall athleticism

I lik ffpain. I want to be 5panish

w-what

Latest science says modern Jews are Greek/Iranian converts:
independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/scientists-reveal-jewish-historys-forgotten-turkish-roots-a6992076.html

>New research suggests that the majority of the world’s modern Jewish population is descended mainly from people from ancient Turkey (Anatolia), rather than predominantly from elsewhere in the Middle East.

>The new research suggests that most of the Jewish population of northern and eastern Europe – normally known as Ashkenazic Jews – are the descendants of Greeks, Iranians and others who colonized what is now northern Turkey more than 2000 years ago and were then converted to Judaism, probably in the first few centuries AD by Jews from Persia. At that stage, the Persian Empire was home to the world’s largest Jewish communities.

>According to research carried out by the geneticist, Dr Eran Elhaik of the University of Sheffield, over 90 per cent of Ashkenazic ancestors come from that converted partially Greek-originating ancient community in north-east Turkey (Pontus).

Direct link to the study:
gbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2016/03/03/gbe.evw046.full.pdf html

>Jews are getting btfo by their own Jew Science
>Israeli Jews btfo, you cant claim territories your ancestors never set foot on
>Evangelicals who support Ashkenazi Jews migration of Israel under the pretext that they are descendants of ancient Israelites btfo
>Jews can now claim they are whiter than Germans

spaniards look like arabs

I wish I was levantine arab

You can be me