>sitting down in lobby browsing Sup Forums on your phone
>look up
>see this
wat do?
>sitting down in lobby browsing Sup Forums on your phone
>look up
>see this
wat do?
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ask Sup Forums for advice on how to proceed
>Put on headphones and music
>keep browsing
>keep hating myself
Sweat profusely and do nothing about it.
Miss is your leg broken
>keep listening to my history podcast and wait for her to approach me
shit myself
>stop browsing Sup Forums
>stare at her until she goes away or tells me to fuck off
>start browsing /inf/ again
Ignore her (she's not my type), get u and move if she keeps staring at me like a creeper.
>Stare at her crotch until she leaves
damn, friendbamboozled agian. whada i do wrung?
i really hate those flat slippers
they look like circus shoes
goddamn it I love finns
check if behind me there is Chad or Jamal
react very poorly
get on my knees and suck on her toes
don't worry they will come soon to impregnate her with their virile kongolese seed
wonder why I'm in a lobby
get embarrased cause she probably is staring at me for looking weird or ugly.
Keep wanking while making this face
Honest question how the fuck are supposed to respond?
Say hi?
You aren't exactly sitting next to each other it would be like yelling across the room
Move over to sit next to her
That's just fucking creepy and what if you got the wrong message
Fuck I hate women bp>p
same
just take a picture of her and continue browsing Sup Forums
Literally me right now. I'm at my university and there's a real qt sitting across from me.
I wont talk to her though. I won't do anything
look at her right back in the eyes and smile just for a sec
then keep browsing while sweating intensely
dirty place
Lad do it for us say "hey you waiting for someone"
Or "do you know when this place will close" and follow up with the first
sniff her feet
Try to smile and look as creepy as Heath Ledger Joker.
double take at her legs because I thought one was cut off.
this
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>wat do?
absolutely nothing
[burping and farting intensifies]
sidle away
Looks to be Imogen Dyer, a British tart. She'd be impressed with my prior knowledge of her I'm sure.
If you make eye contact you should politely smile. Of course this isn't easy for some people without looking creepy.
Masturbate
>dating a tart
Never
what's a tart
Ignore because not brown enough
ur mum
Ask her for a duel.
I have to go to ze lobby.
y...ou too.
...
>le bertie face
Try to look up her dress
Tarts are delicious though
get triggered by the cheap ballerinas desu
I prefer sweet over savoury.
kek I love Finnfags
>beer and cigarettes
Now that's a classic tart
stare directly at her eyes until either she flees in panic or smiles
if she smiles I proceed to smile back and then rape her... or go talk to her, whatever i feel like it at the moment.
Look behind me to see what she's looking at
Blast some reggaeton in my mini-speaker and start perreando with her
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>someone says tart
>it rhymes with shart
>American instantly comes out of the woodwork
pottery
She is obviously not looking you in the eyes. She is looking into the camera that you are pointing at her, thinking you want to get a shot of under her skirt.
wake up.
only place girls like this look at me is in my dreams.
redirect gaze to the ground to avoid eye contact, shuffle away and ignore her
later at night masturbate thinking about her legs
Make my best smile and ask "Is everythin all right lady?"
Tell the stupid cunt to stop staring at me
"pls be my gf"
Works everytime
>Y-you too...
>quickly walk away
>look her in the eyes
>smile
You guys should really try this. You'd be surprised at how often people smile back. Even the pretty girls
Wow you should be a comedian
look behind me
I'd tell her that I really like her hair colour and than smile, she'd probably be "w-what?! w-why...?" so than I'd go to her, extend my hand, tell her my name and start the conversation about some random shit and why I think long, brown hair on girls look the best.
I usualy either get the date or get laughed at(mostly but sluts though).
>"ewwwwww Stacy that creep over there just eye-raped me"
Guess it doesn't work if you're ugly af
*by
such is the life of an ugly individual
>i approached girl in gas station
>she smiles and looks at me like i want to smash her shit
>hehhhe gass... girl told me to tell you to go to isle 5
>360 and walk away
>wow that is a pretty lady
I then proceed to keep browsing Sup Forums
sorry bros, I could have helped the white race right then and there.
only right answer
smiling properly is hard when all the muscles in your face freeze up from crippling anxiety