Sitting down in lobby browsing Sup Forums on your phone

>sitting down in lobby browsing Sup Forums on your phone
>look up
>see this

wat do?

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ask Sup Forums for advice on how to proceed

>Put on headphones and music
>keep browsing
>keep hating myself

Sweat profusely and do nothing about it.

Miss is your leg broken

>keep listening to my history podcast and wait for her to approach me

shit myself

>stop browsing Sup Forums
>stare at her until she goes away or tells me to fuck off
>start browsing /inf/ again

Ignore her (she's not my type), get u and move if she keeps staring at me like a creeper.

>Stare at her crotch until she leaves

damn, friendbamboozled agian. whada i do wrung?

i really hate those flat slippers
they look like circus shoes

goddamn it I love finns

check if behind me there is Chad or Jamal

react very poorly

get on my knees and suck on her toes

don't worry they will come soon to impregnate her with their virile kongolese seed

wonder why I'm in a lobby

get embarrased cause she probably is staring at me for looking weird or ugly.

Keep wanking while making this face

Honest question how the fuck are supposed to respond?
Say hi?
You aren't exactly sitting next to each other it would be like yelling across the room
Move over to sit next to her
That's just fucking creepy and what if you got the wrong message
Fuck I hate women bp>p

same
just take a picture of her and continue browsing Sup Forums

Literally me right now. I'm at my university and there's a real qt sitting across from me.
I wont talk to her though. I won't do anything

look at her right back in the eyes and smile just for a sec
then keep browsing while sweating intensely

dirty place

Lad do it for us say "hey you waiting for someone"
Or "do you know when this place will close" and follow up with the first

sniff her feet

Try to smile and look as creepy as Heath Ledger Joker.

double take at her legs because I thought one was cut off.

this

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>wat do?
absolutely nothing

[burping and farting intensifies]

sidle away

Looks to be Imogen Dyer, a British tart. She'd be impressed with my prior knowledge of her I'm sure.

If you make eye contact you should politely smile. Of course this isn't easy for some people without looking creepy.

Masturbate

>dating a tart

Never

what's a tart

Ignore because not brown enough

ur mum

Ask her for a duel.

I have to go to ze lobby.

y...ou too.

...

>le bertie face

Try to look up her dress

Tarts are delicious though

get triggered by the cheap ballerinas desu

I prefer sweet over savoury.

kek I love Finnfags

>beer and cigarettes

Now that's a classic tart

stare directly at her eyes until either she flees in panic or smiles
if she smiles I proceed to smile back and then rape her... or go talk to her, whatever i feel like it at the moment.

Look behind me to see what she's looking at

Blast some reggaeton in my mini-speaker and start perreando with her
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>someone says tart
>it rhymes with shart
>American instantly comes out of the woodwork
pottery

She is obviously not looking you in the eyes. She is looking into the camera that you are pointing at her, thinking you want to get a shot of under her skirt.

wake up.
only place girls like this look at me is in my dreams.

redirect gaze to the ground to avoid eye contact, shuffle away and ignore her
later at night masturbate thinking about her legs

Make my best smile and ask "Is everythin all right lady?"

Tell the stupid cunt to stop staring at me

"pls be my gf"
Works everytime

>Y-you too...
>quickly walk away

>look her in the eyes
>smile
You guys should really try this. You'd be surprised at how often people smile back. Even the pretty girls

Wow you should be a comedian

look behind me

I'd tell her that I really like her hair colour and than smile, she'd probably be "w-what?! w-why...?" so than I'd go to her, extend my hand, tell her my name and start the conversation about some random shit and why I think long, brown hair on girls look the best.

I usualy either get the date or get laughed at(mostly but sluts though).

>"ewwwwww Stacy that creep over there just eye-raped me"

Guess it doesn't work if you're ugly af

*by

such is the life of an ugly individual

>i approached girl in gas station
>she smiles and looks at me like i want to smash her shit
>hehhhe gass... girl told me to tell you to go to isle 5
>360 and walk away

>wow that is a pretty lady
I then proceed to keep browsing Sup Forums

sorry bros, I could have helped the white race right then and there.

only right answer

smiling properly is hard when all the muscles in your face freeze up from crippling anxiety