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Jayden Nguyen
sex mex
Jacob Diaz
Oliver Gonzalez
nth for Canada is better than Yorkshire
Jonathan Ramirez
Colton Long
>Be an Australian
>Get Khan'd
Gabriel Nguyen
You can still be better than them if you don't eat the entire block
Brody Perry
you guys are all fucking virgins..
t. virgin
Levi Peterson
got a trail for a job on wednesday
should i go? they said they have interview for people tomorrow and thursday
its a paid trial too but i cba if its a stich up
Joshua Cook
going to be hitting the my new zealand = lorde gimmick hard in this thread
Zachary Bailey
Scottish memes are shite like their society and politics
Nolan Myers
Time to die kiddoos
Tyler Baker
Michael Gray
babestation
Isaac Torres
how are things in america now that Trump's in?
Josiah Gomez
fantastic post
Dylan Sanchez
Least you'll get paid even if you don't go beyond the trial. Happened with me desu
Zachary Nelson
Honestly believe Scotland is the worst country in Europe.
Behind even Portugal and Greece.
Brody Lewis
good lads just keep looking forward instead of back you'll be reet, remember you've got plenty of time
Dylan Foster
keep chatting shit on portugal see what happens pussyboi
Jason Cook
suicide solves all problems
Jace Garcia
why do brits and aussies like the simpsons so much?
Kayden Perry
*dropkicks portugal*
Ryder Watson
Should I get my eyes checked lads
Nathan Gutierrez
Jason Cooper
just go you pom
Nolan Hill
going to bed lads
hope you all have sweet dreams
*blows kisses*
xxx
Ryder Butler
*twangs Portugal*
Nolan Williams
virus do NOT click
Luis Mitchell
ya
Ayden Gray
nice virus
Lincoln Ortiz
*catches them*
good night lad sweet dreams xoxo
Jack Parker
anyone had jaw surgery?
had braces for 2+ years now and jaw is gonna be fixed soon thank god
might be able to pull haha
under developed jaw is the most unattractive thing
Juan Stewart
Not a chance.
Brayden James
post pics
Zachary Allen
Excuse me sir but are you aware of who I am?
Austin Evans
'ello 'tismo
Brody Russell
chokers aren't attractive now that everyone wears them
Daniel Morris
want a girl to choke me with her meaty thighs desu
Jonathan Richardson
same
maybe we could dress as girls and choke each other
Owen Stewart
what scottish memes?
Adam Torres
h-haha y-yeah
Christian Roberts
seeing a girl who doesn't own a laptop or watch tv or listen to music
im suspicious she's literally psychotic
t. google MD
Joshua Howard
get lost paki
Jackson Perry
so where do you all work then?
i work in retail still at almost 21 haha kill me
Bentley Jenkins
got shot today
Jason Rogers
why ever would you want that?
Christian Morgan
the fuck is a choker
Dominic King
i could put my willy in your mouth at the same time haha
Xavier Morgan
inb4 BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Joseph Bell
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Owen Lee
student at 23
mummys getting me a job when i graduate though
Noah Lewis
Angel Walker
insane to think that every new zealander has to carry around a little booklet of things lorde has said
absolutely insane
Alexander Powell
President Toilet Bog Fart
Jackson Morgan
Going to the gym lads
Robert Clark
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> When I came I felt it was in the face of everything decent, white sperm dripping down over the heads and souls of my dead parents. If I had been born a woman I would certainly have been a prostitute. Since I had been born a man, I craved women constantly, the lower the better. And yet women--good women-- frightened me because they eventually wanted your soul, and what was left of mine, I wanted to keep. Basically I craved prostitutes, base women, because they were deadly and hard and made no personal demands. Nothing was lost when they left. Yet at the same time I yearned for a gentle, good woman, despite the overwhelming price. Either way I was lost. A strong man would give up both. I wasn't strong. So I continued to struggle with women, with the idea of women.
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Nathan Watson
Please rise for our national anthem:
>BRRRRRRRAAPPPPPP
Dylan Allen
JUST did a big cum :X
Connor Cooper
...
Wyatt Walker
>yank calling someone else an autist
lol
Easton Allen
*slobbers it all around my mouth and then goes to kiss you*
nom nom nom nom hehehehehe
Brandon Moore
every time
Charles Ortiz
the scientific term is cummies
Lucas Jackson
Please welcome to the Porcelain Outhouse, the Farty-Shith Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica... Toilet Bog Fart
Josiah Hughes
seems like a CD you'd get in one of those bargain buckets in a pharmacy for about 30p
Carter Peterson
enjoy
Isaiah Jones
Don't understand what this chaps getting at here but it sounds absolutely swell
Joseph Davis
a e s t h e t i c
Camden Roberts
*leans away*
hmmm no thanks not sure I really want to taste my own cummies + I just cleaned it up
ok will remember
Aaron Wilson
a u t i s t i c
Michael Ortiz
the gf
Landon Ortiz
People from HR have been in a lot recently and seem to be interested in me.
Had a few chats with them and they say they're just there to 'check up' on people but they only seem to speak to me. They keep dropping things like "It's okay to tell people things" and "we're here to help".
I'm a bit of a miserable twat but I reckon they think I'm suicidal or something.
Charles Richardson
giggling
Gavin Anderson
naked maddie fanny
Isaac Howard
what shop lad?
bet you don't support brexit
Dylan Morales
cut is going well
pretty easy
Andrew Hall
what a catch
Luke Bennett
Play along and entertain this notion then trick them all by hanging yourself in the staff room
Easton Russell
she's a kipper
get it? haha
Ryan Johnson
Hunter Perry
>fanny smell costume
Nathaniel Taylor
how'd you reel her in lad?
Alexander Bennett
fannies smell like fish
Justin Gutierrez
Jaxon Gray
Wish i was like this thread right now
Julian Martinez
corporate culture truly is astounding
remember they do not care a jolt about you
James Phillips
might get a tattoo lads
Wyatt Howard
ignoring every single response to that fish post
Andrew Jones
>all the yanks in the comments puzzled at why the door was unlocked
Do Americans have to lock their door even when they're inside during the day?
Sebastian Martinez
How's that for a beginning move?
Robert Robinson
i'm going to heem this chessman if he makes another match
Cooper Nelson
Surprised by this
Luke Sullivan
Angel Kelly
Game fucked up, let's try again
Hunter Perry
thoughts on kissing a girl after she sucked you off?
heard some qts having a palaver regarding this and i chose to be the supreme gentleman that does the unthinkable for muh lady
Ryan Flores
>Why yes, I do move little plastic horses over a piece of cardboard
Jack Long
Listen up you virgins today is your lucky day, PUA master here
you wanna get laid? do the following to your crush next time you see her, or any girl in a club:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
Landon Smith
>keep getting cucked out of a chess game with bruce