Rio Grande del Sur

This clay is rightfully mine, I will take it back one day

Sure whatever, you can take it, they are annoying anyway.
No refunds though.

Please do, anything is better than being Brazilian. I pretend to be Portuguese on the internet because i'm ashamed of being Brazilian.

Must be hard

I hope you're aware there are three Gaúchos for each Uruguayan, and you'd become a minority in your own country.

But otherwise I do think they'd better off with Uruguay than with Brazil, specially the countryside.

It's like an ant yelling at a giant and telling him that she will be biting his ingrown toenail.

This post pretty much sums up the gaucho mentality, nothing but spineless bitches.

t. negro living on government handouts paid by the hardworking southern states

>hardworking southern states

>paid by southern states
>rio grande do sul is literally bankrupt
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

I'm curitibANO aka The #1, no one likes RS, not even other southerners.

You can take us if you pay our debt

Actually Rio Grande do Sul was too milked by the blob and became bankrupt.

Santa Catarina and Paraná are going fine though.

I'm Curitiban too, and I like them. So this is false.

They are all commies who got mad because they didn't get enough gibs, that's the origin of their separautism.

It is yours, it was given by God to you.

hmmm has anyone seen a rebel province starting a thread without papa's consent?

Ignoring the obvious "PT is of commy!1" bait: Rio Grande's politics work less on the grounds of right vs. left and more on the grounds of maragatos vs. chimangos/prostitutas/pica-paus. PT was seen as maragatos and less centralizing than PSDB, that's why they got support.

Hey Cisplatina is our rebel province, not yours.

The fuck is a Maragato.

A riograndense would explain it better than me, but in a nutshell: maragatos defend decentralization, self-reliance and change; chimangos defend centralization, bootlicking and keeping shit as it is.

lol I dare you to grab a dude from montevideo and buenos aires (without knowing which one is which), have 3 hours long conversation with them and in the end be able to tell which one is uruguayan and which one is argentinian.

I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a mexican and an argentinan, you are all spics to me.

The porteño would add lunfardo slang, walk in a funny way and mention BB AA at least thrice each sentence. The montevideano would chat like a normal person.

Assuming you're the other Curitiban: friendly reminder that Paraná shares at least "some" history with Paraguay and the countryside (that now floods the capital) is full of mestizos, and that our demographics is more akin to the rest of the Southern Cone than to the folks from North/Northeast/most Southeast.

t.

I'm going to ask a random, likely stupid question since you're all gathered here.

Do you think a southern cone union would work? Would you even like it? I'm talking about a superstate comprised of Chile, Argentina, and Uruguay. Perhaps this Rio Grande Do Sur could be annexed in.

Autisticly speaking? Yes
Realisticly speaking? No

brazil will never allow this ok ,the south is territory of brazil if the whites from there doesn't want to be brazilian they should leave

Why are you counting us in your shitty 3rd world wanna be union shit?
It'd be just a bigger shithole than it already is by separate.

Sorry man, argentina plays solo.

>Perú pls halp

chidori best waifu

It's a fun idea to toy with, but I think it would fail. Smaller countries are _in general_ more democratic, have more potential for good administration and require less bureaucracy to work properly, so in the end you'd be shitting Uruguay and Chile a lot and Argentina a bit.

Also consider the balance of powers, Argentina (read: Buenos Aires) would pretty much rule unmatched there.

For RS: not really a change, they'd be swapping a stupid retarded blob that shouldn't exist for yet another stupid blob that shouldn't exist.

>if the whites
>implying this has to do with race
Ebin, Sup Forumstard, simply ebin.

Sorry bro, but no, your country is full of nazis

Truly, Argentina is a nation which dwells alone, removed from the mundane, elevated in its whiteness.

Argentina is a State or country. Not a "nation".

It would be impossible.

The most likely scenario is Argentina annexing us but for now their military is rekt and they don't have any expansionistic ideas and we see no benefit from joining Argentina that would make up for losing our independence. The other parts are to different to become a union.

While we share some similarities with Rio Grande do Sul and it is ancient spanish clay there are also substantial differences since we have been separated for centuries and the language barrier exists.

Chile is very far away and our culture is quite different as well. The Andes have always been a huge barrier.

It wouldn't work.

That's wrong.

na·tion
ˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun
noun: nation; plural noun: nations

a large aggregate of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory.

Hence why people refer to "Argentinian national history". Or the country possessing a "national anthem".
Because (drumroll please)... it's a nation.

>hardworking southern states

>a large aggregate of people united by common descent
Except Argentina is multi-ethnic.

>history
Following this line, both Americas together are a "nation"; or just former Castillian colonies; or La Plata as a whole; or alternatively Corrientes, Misiones, Entrerríos, Santa Fé and Córdoba aren't part of this "nation".

>culture, language
Cultural borders on the New World are a fucking mess. And most of the continent speaks either Spanish or a very closely related language, [Galician-]Portuguese, with a high degree of mutual intelligibility.

>inhabiting a particular country or territory
For the former, see Kurds - considered a countryless nation; for the later, see gypsies/Roma.

So, basically. In order to argue there is an Argentinian _nation_, you'd need to set those things in a way that would apply at least to most Argentinians, and wouldn't apply to large neighbouring populations.

(In the end, the very concept of "nation" works halfway on the Old World, and not at all for the New World.)

>shitzilian philosophy at work

nobody will stop calling my country or your country or that american's country or some random faggot's country a nation just because you invented a new meaning for the word.

eat poop

>nobody will stop calling my country or your country or that american's country or some random faggot's country a nation
People can use words incorrectly as much as they want. It's still incorrect.


>just because you invented a new meaning for the word.
Actually, if your reading comprehension was at least passable, you'd realize I didn't. I just dissected the definition he posted.

>eat poop
Wow wow. Such great argumentation. I guess you're one of those cross-board immigrants from Sup Forums, am I right?

kill yourself

I thought you guys were friendos, since you are basically the same people. What is happening?

>kill yourself
Found the Sup Forumstard. How cute! They let you leave your cage!

Now it's time for you to begin mumbling "RED PILL" "MUH WHITENESS" "NATIONALISM" and get on four legs like the nationalistic bitch you are.

It's fun to mock Sup Forumstards. Kinda like kicking dead dogs, except the dog still yips.

Sorry fãm but redefining the meanings of words won't make your separautism dreams come true, country borders aren't defined by tenuous things such as culture and muh shared history.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>redefining
Again: I didn't even redefine the word. The definition of "nation" was the one posted by , and I just show that, by the very definition he mentioned, there is no such thing as "Argentinian nation".

He would have a better chance defending his point trying to tie it with institutions and government or general usage of the word - and yet he didn't.

none of you are white and thus don't get a say in politics, liberated independent white state of south america when?

And we found another Sup Forumstard!

Would you mind going to the same cage as , instead of being the Sup Forums equivalent of wetbacks?

on a scale of 10/10 how japanese are you?

shh finn

very well mr machida