Why don't you have a gf?

Why don't you have a gf?

Good question, one I ask myself every fucking day

Unemployed

Whats the point? I would just want her to fuck off after I cum anyway which would be in about 30 seconds.

I hate myself and I spend all day going here to look like a smart monkey while I want to die everyday

it is simple if you look the frame in distance

School and work. I just barely have time to sleep and eat.

I am human garbage

disabled person

Normies are fucking boring. Need to get me a girl who is actually interesting.

Because I never tried to date a girl

and a little bit afraid of rejection but eh, you get over it I guess

Ugly

No you don't

t. person who dated one of those gamer grrls

My balls are not big enough to ask out girls I like

Also this

One of these days I'm hoping I'm gonna hit a point where I just say "fuck it" and ask a girl out but for now I'm too beta

because i have given up, last two girlfriends made me realize it is simply futile to even try (in a way i feel i got cucked by the last one, although when we consider how she ended up it'd call it a draw).
Now i'm just interested in learning german, working out and shitpost here from time to time, just for the lulz (especially on Sup Forums).

I don't want an easy woman as a gf. And since I am not a ladies' man, if I can get her, she is too easy and I don't want her.

Basically, I wouldn't join a club that accepts me as member.

I do. A wife infact.
It was a mistake. All I want to do is bang other cuter girls.

>tfw use to typical Sup Forums user when I met gf, after being with her and getting married I'm always flirting with the girls at work and one day I feel I'm going to ruin my relationship by cheating. But right now I have control.

I got one, she's very good for me but I'm kinda awful to her since I got a emotionally abusive personality. I got a big dick though.

cause i only hang out with men, so you can guess i'm gay male m8

Pornography ruined my need for women. I've always been in denial that I'm a porn addict. I only see women as sex objects. I would never be interested in a full relationship. I've never had long lasting friends either.

women see man as either mysoginists or moving wallets, so don't worry about it (and this applies to women of all races)
>porn addict
you should do something about that though,

Because chad will always, ALWAYS take your girl

No matter how attainable she may be, no matter how ugly she seems to everyone else, chad WILL get her

A-are you me?

I'm fully convinced this is a man

>Why
I have wife and mistress, both are models. I'm Alpha as fuck. Ask your questions.

Can you fuck my wife?

nope. I'm too exhausted. Too much sex in my life.

i have gf

I don't go out and meet women much.

This

ugly
poor
awkward
manlet

take your pick pham

I have

this same

holy shit, kek

because i'm jap

my last gf dumped me for someone else

thot genocide when

I'm fat, ugly, autistic, have a severe stutter and hate speaking.

It's happening in Iraq and Syria. If there is one thing that's closest to the beta uprising, it's Islamic state.

Belly fat

I'll ask the girl in my class at college out at some point

Don't bother, 10 chads and normies already fucked her. By now she's probably thinking "I need someone to start a family with and forget my past, teehee".

...

this sounds oddly familiar for some reason,

Well you always can forget about the past and seize the carp.

My balls were a lot larger when I was in college. I used to ask out many girls but without a single success. As a result, my balls shrunk to the size of a proton.

I'm scared of relationships. And stds

tfw majority of Russian anons are successful people and have gf, but foreign anons vice versa. Feel yourself superior.