Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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otsucurry

Finally.

こんにちは。

do you think jk/schoolgirl culture is okay

Sounds great to me

the results are negative, Im not infected with HIV

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No, it should be illegal

おちゅでちゅ
雪の清水
全く面白くない
もうすぐ、「壁」ができるそうで
現代の万里の長城として
観光名所に
jkの創造性は無敵
なんで?
JK文化がillegalなんて、君、気は確かか?

herro

I'm sorry if I woke you up!

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aids is a thing because one of your people fucked a monkey
same thing for how you were born

whatever nazi boy
look what I fuck in HK for 300 usd/40 min (pic related)
also rate the girl

when you kiss her you can taste white cum
when you touch her you can feel white cum
her whole body has been coverwed in white cum
you're fucking a big white people cumrag and you pay money for it
lel

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lately i've been thinking, what's the point of nipple hair?

I'm going to be a 日本人 some day guys!

beautiful

there's a huge gap between N3 and N2. call me when you get a N2.

what's you 電話番号 onii-chan? :3

How to build a good vocab besides anki?

>read
I'm trying but it takes a very long time to mine these words.

>what's you 電話番号 onii-chan? :3
Maybe get N2 in English first

>getting this buttblasted over a missed letter

Become a super computer, and you will have no problem.

>3rd worlders

rd worlders
>sweden

hola

post your nipple

That's because he can't grow full body hair

lel what
I have a hairy back and a beard
you can't even grow a beard kek I saw your face, you look like a baby

>That's because he can't grow full body hair
>I have a hairy back and a beard
>you can't even grow a beard kek I saw your face, you look like a baby


>hair that's not on the head
>good thing
pick ONE and only ONE

did you get that girl in HK peru?

kek
t. guy who isn't manly enough to grow body hair
I personally don't like being hairy but many girls do because they want a man and not a boy

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>DT-kun looks like a crack addict
I'm sure "his" Korean "girlfriend" loves the classic homeless look.

I'll be on a flight to japan soon lads, anyone have any recommendations for 5 mates to do in tokyo?

If she doesn't I can just shave
If your gf prefers beard ahat do you do?
loser

peru? i thought you were supposed to leave for your china and asia trip by now peru?

was the trip canceled peru?

>Implying he actually have the money

since the chinese holidays are gonna start soon and factory are closed during that time , I prefer to travel once the holiday ends

kek your English is so bad
ahahahaha kek kek kek
you fucking French loser

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I can do any job at any position of the company better than my employees
but its tiresome to do everything

mmmm but Im the one who enjoy profits the most

能力受験なんてメンドイよ
自分のダメなペースでいい

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tell me about the time you visited your first factory in china peru.

did the chinks try to scam you in every which way possible? did you get enraged at them and let them feel your latino-jewish fury?

Hey! Sorry I came back here, I posted in the djt but no one there seemed to be able to help me and nowhere on the internet can I find an answer to my question. I guess if I'm not welcome you can just ignore me guys...

But nevermind, I was listening to a song and this lyric came up 「思い出さえ夢となり」. I tried searching for what 「なり」 means(not as a particle, because all the translations I've found take it as a form of the verb 「なる」. It yielded no results whatsoever. I did find though you can use it with 「に」 after, but in this sentence it was bare. Why? What difference is there between 「なる」 and 「なり」 and why can't I find anything on it? Am I really this dumb? Sorry for intruding. By the way, all the translations I've found go like "even memories turn out to be dreams" or really just "even memories turn to dreams". Sorry once again...

I want this belt

As far as I see, なり of your sentence is just a form of a verb なる, so your sentence would mean something like 'even (my) memories become dreams'.
Why did you try searching なり as not a particle?

Because all the translations I've seen had it used as a verb. Plus, I already knew what the particle 「なり」 means and to my knowledge(limited sadly) it just didn't fit.
Thank you very much kind user, you are a lifesaver. So I can just use it interchangeably with 「なる」 or are there specific circumstances that have to be met in order to use it?

also note 'ni naru' can also be 'to naru'
as far as i can tell its the continuative/renyoukei (-masu stem form) and is like the -te form except a bit more literary sounding

japanese please correct me if im wrong

Indeed I failed to notice the peculiar at first sight "to". I guess I just forgot about it. It's interesting it can be used like that, I think it's the first time I noticed it. Thank you user for pointing it out, I might have completely failed to see it if it weren't for you.

wow wth why so rude > :(

When you want to connect the sentence with another sentence, you need to change the verb なる to なり form. For example, 子供が大きくなり、外出する機会が増えた - (my) children became big, and it allows me to go out more often
Basically, the first sentence refers the reason of the second sentence.

should your post be considered as a sarcasm which Japanese people are not good at handling with?

no his post reeks of sarcasm
he's being so excessively sincere in his post that i feel attacked

I think it's in my nature to be an insensitive bitch, excuse my rudeness user. Promise I won't do it again.

Oh, now I mean it, I wasn't sarcastic. It's just my way of...being I guess. Still, sorry for making you feel bad, I honestly didn't intend that.

I see, so this is appliable to any verb in that situation. Now I understand, I've actually encountered this before in the same song in the verb 「選び」, just didn't notice it was the same rule. I am appreciative of your answer user, wish you the best!

>he's being so excessively sincere in his post that i feel attacked
really makes me think

ok i feel better now and i am glad if i was able to help you
its like you know being extremely rude to your closest friends, and extremely polite to people you hate

Actually, the same thing happens in Japanese conversation.
There is a proverb, 過ぎたるは猶及ばざるが如し, which means ''more than enough is too much."

Is sarcasm really such a hard trait to wrap your head around in Japan? And what would you say it is due to? Sorry if I come off as cocky, I am honestly kinda bewildered.

We have sarcasm but we use it in our own way, so we aren't good at handling with western sarcasm. But yeah, an extremely polite attitude can be considered as rude. It's interesting for me to know it works the same way between you and us.

>but we use it in our own way
Explain!

I guess he meant as in, let's say adress someone with -sama just for the lolz. I once heard that in Japan this kind of sarcasm is even worse than here in the west. Don't quote me on this(I might have gotten it wrong) but that's why the word kisama is such a derogatory term. Still, I'm no nip so can't really tell.

Japanese sarcasm is easier than western one, I believe.
For example... when you found someone who dressed herself a cute costume, but you didn't like it:

You "Oh! You look very cute! You look like ●●●!"

●●● should be a famous person/character, but is not actually considered a "cute". (ex. Doraemon)

I won't fuck it up this year
What is a good present? I thought about something German or self made
I can spend about 100€. I think it gets creepy if it's more expensive

>Spending 100€ just to get a "Thank you" on facebook

>have to visit a chink factory
>it's all the way in a suburb of the city
>don't know how to get there and too lazy
>but don't want to get ripped off by chinks if i order it and have it delivered

what should i do peru. can you reverse payments on alipay or wechat?

>facebook
Facebook is just a place where some people want to brag about themselves, and it makes me sick.

it's my thank you to her for getting me through difficult times
I already got enough from her in return

Yep.

if you know alipay I guess you also know 1688
am I right?

>Tuesday and Thursday I'm stuck in campus for from 11 AM to 9 PM.

How's college going lads?

are you white?

This is my Japanese gf's great grandpa. She said the picture was taken in 1942.

Do you think he's handsome?

Isn't that the guy that died in that huge plane crash in Japan?
He also sang sukiyaki or something.

This is my Japanese gf's grandpa. She said the picture was taken in 1937

Do you think he's handsome?

no

This is my Korean gf. She said the picture was taken in 2015.

Do you think I should marry her?

fucking people
fucking customers
they are so fucking idiot
and lazy, shit, sad shit

very idiot very shit

Quit lying negro

I do not lie.

If you could meet me irl what would you do or say?

2 world wars werent enough

I would ask you to take me to meet my cousin in Switzerland.

Then I would hand you a suitcase full of US dollars.

START THE OVENS BACK UP AGAIN, HANS

Can I eat your pussy?

No, but for real, I guess I would take you out to a beer and have a chat about how kool is the German language. Fuck the German language.

no peru. what is 1688?

Fucking normalfags get the fuck out of my thread

>tfw no Japanese friend to kanpai with

you can kanpai with me after you finish building the wall, Pedro.

i will be standing atop the wall and you will be at the bottom and we will both raise our glasses and drink at the same time after saying, "kanpai!"

Then I will crack my whip at you and tell you to get back to work. Afterwards will stagger along in a drunken stupor back to my cabin outpost on top of the Great Wall of USA and fuck my imported vietnamese masseuse hookers

>what is 1688?
check it by yourself
also
what are you buying? in what quantity?

Rude.

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