You wake up right in the middle

You wake up right in the middle.

Which country do you walk into?

Russia, Russia all the time.

Russia, since Vladivostok isn't too far away.

Russia seems like the one least likely to get me shot on sight for being near the border.

China. I will trade infos on my cucked country against a qt chinese wife

You country is beautiful user, you are the one that isnt

China

Why not just go to Canada? Plenty of Chinese qts some of which probably already speak French?

Russia

Too many sandniggers, I'm not leaving Algeria 2.0 for Syria 2.0

China

North Korea because it is Best Korea.

Russia

Russia, of curse.

Oh you

CHYNA
Some dude walked across china by his own and he came out alive, I'm not sure it'd be like that in Russia

*of course

I'd probably go to the closest building with a light on.

Russia looks Beautiful

This picture is in winter. cherrypicked

Russia because you can just leave.

that lake in russia looks like a good place to drown myself

the ACTUAL border

Best Korea. I would learn about Juche, become a sensei and open an academy once back in Spen.

you'll be recognized for being white if you go to china

North Korea.

The Koreans will abduct qt Japanese grills to become my wife.

I thought poles drowned themselves in the Dutch coast

They drown themselves in our canals as well, usually after having a few too many drinks.

i went there you know who was the most common minority ? fat middle age bald arab men
just like france
they are everywhere i swear
just gas them all

Is that why you have small foamy beers? So you don't get too drunk and drown in your slowly sinking country?

We only hand the small foamy beers to foreigners, natives generally buy the large pitchers and then help themselves. They're a lot cheaper for the amount of beer you get.

All three are poor collapsing shitholes so doesn't matter.

Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to get a pitcher and fall in some canal.

Help yourself. I'll see you arrive at the A&E like the Polish guy I saw a few weeks ago.
They had fished him out of the canals after freezing for around 20 mins, only 21 and already turned vegetable.