Uyghur edition
The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.
Resources for learning Uyghur:
lemountainsandthesea.wordpress.com
farwestchina.com
ccapprox.info
aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風
Uyghur edition
The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.
Resources for learning Uyghur:
lemountainsandthesea.wordpress.com
farwestchina.com
ccapprox.info
aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風
Other urls found in this thread:
learnnc.org
resources.allsetlearning.com
resources.allsetlearning.com
mdbg.net
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
chrome.google.com
pleco.com
yes-chinese.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Just for keks, behold the "We-are-civilized-unlike-Mainlanders" Taiwanese masterrace. I saw this shit all the time there. These guys are scrubs though, they haven't brought their dog and a gallon of paocai as well.
when i fly to vietnam, will make my doctor check the hymens of all the flight attendants that it is still intact
>维族版
>支持反社会分子
请自杀
Kill all white men
For those plebians not interested in Uyghur
>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
learnnc.org
resources.allsetlearning.com
resources.allsetlearning.com
mdbg.net
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com
>Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
chrome.google.com
>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
pleco.com
aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風
>set strokes straight
yes-chinese.com
hymens are a meme marker of virginity
please get help
That's just resourceful, Taiwanese so smart and efficent
Thank Tengri I'm a mongol :^)
And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
Sorry damn buddy
They are the most scientific and academically accurate way of classifying whether a girl is a virgin or not.
If she tells you she broke it riding a horse back in the day, she is bullshitting you
I think Chinese culture is just very insular. For millennia they defined themselves as "civilization" and everyone outside of them as "barbarians", and this has probably continued to at least some extent into the modern day. So you get resistance to any "barbarians" attempting to integrate into their civilization, and you get the overseas Chinese steadfastly resisting integration into foreign society (such as in Malaysia, where the Chinese fought for and continue to have their own government-funded parallel national school system in which the language of instruction is Mandarin instead of the national language)
Reading the last thread, why did you learn mandarin if you hate China so much? Didn't you know better back then or what?
And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
post some of the old gook feet photos i took in my hotel in gangnam
Why haven't you join a cartel
Hungary is the platypus of countries, it's so strange
My brother rules my favela
>They are the most scientific and academically accurate way of classifying whether a girl is a virgin or not.
That doesn't say a lot. There is just no way to prove it, horse riding isn't the only thing that breaks them. Masturbating, most sports, or even just stretching can break them as well.
Why haven't you learn english?
;D
HELLO MARK
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO
FOR TWENTY YEARS?
CHOOSE LIFE
CHOOSE FACEBOOK TWITTER INSTAGRAM AND HOPE THAT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE CARES
CHOOSE LIFE AND SEE THAT EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNOW IS NEITHER ALIVE AND DEAD
AND THEN
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
yeah lad. wow, she did have some decent soles didn't she
There is nothing weird about it.
It has a straightforward language for example.
And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart
I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part
We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet
For most people, they learn Mandarin because they have a different conception of what China actually is (think Forbidden City vs. Beijing smog) and they think the only differences are minor or superficial cultural differences such as the difference between German and British manners, with negative experiences being in the minority and thus easily ignored. Reality is substantially different.
That said, Mandarin is still a fascinating language and learning characters is genuinely fun. I love writing in Chinese and the fact that I can essentially draw a picture and understand its meaning entirely.
She needs to take care not to break that hymen
No hymen no diamond
But it is weird if you consider geography
wew, her feet are big
HOBBIT
Feet binding needs to make a comeback
>中文话题
>没人说中文
It was a fucklong roadtrip,but worth it in the long run.
Those nations barely have a hundred thousand members.
There are 17~ million Finno ugrics,out of those 13 million speak hungarian.
Not to mention it's fucking cold there,
Quite unhealthy.
What would you do if some random stranger walked up to you on the street and asked to borrow your phone.
You would tell them to fuck off, right?
Because that is what I did. Ignore my flag, I am just using an American proxy on Sup Forums. My location is Beijing, China right now
爷爷
>You would tell them to fuck off, right?
Depends. If they're and don't look like total assholes, they can borrow my phone.
If they're a minority, I only consider it if I think I could outrun them and beat them in a fight.
depends if it's a guy or a cute 妹妹
Because if I didn't learn Mandarin then I would be one step away from a race traitor even though the last generation of my family to be born in China was my great-grandparents and neither me nor my parents nor my grandparents has ever even been to China.
>If they're
If they're Dutch*
ۋەئەلەيكۇم ئەسسالام!
Yes, you can tell when someone is in dire emergency need of using your phone and when someone is completely faking it.
For some reason, the stranger targeted me instead of guy next to me who visibly had a phone out and was playing on it
>If they're a minority, I only consider it if I think I could outrun them and beat them in a fight
Lol, what if you think you can beat them in a fight but unsure if you could outrun them
I don't hate China. China is ftw. Actually the people I hate are the sexpat English teachers who never overcame the culture shock and decided to become permanently miserable assholes who, for some reason, don't just fucking leave the country.
>come to /sino/
>half the thread is people bitching about China
Hello cousins. Have you thanked your parents today?
It was some gruff looking guy with a disturbing look in his eye.
I would probably not give my phone to a girl either, no matter how much she tries to convince me that she is my sister.
舅舅
你为啥问我啦,这个很容易在百度查一查
>tfw you will never be a success in China
So many deleted posts
>Lol, what if you think you can beat them in a fight but unsure if you could outrun them
I wouldn't consider giving them my phone. Perhaps If I were carrying a Taser.
I once had an old bald guy hitting on me and he ended up asking for my phone number. When I said I don't have a phone, he asked if he could have my mom's phone number instead. Weird guy.
Yeah, and it doesn't do them any favors either. Ever read Lin Zexu's letter to queen Victoria? It's very comical and the explanation of all Chinese foreign policy cockups in subsequent years.
You can almost see the wheels turning in his head as he wrote it: in his letter, he matter-of-factly states that since foreigners eat a lot of meat, they require Chinese tea and rhubarb to cure their chronic constipation. Therefore, he continues, if China were to discontinue exports of tea and rhubarb for just one day, all of barbariandom would be unable to pursue their lavatorial habits and would all die from bunged-up botties.
Unfortunately, instead of dying from constipation, the Royal Navy simply went and kicked the Qing dynasty's teeth in.
>妹妹
Doesn't that mean "little sister"?
janny's here
abandon ship
The good ol' days
Swedes love the incest
i think he meant 美眉
妹妹,美眉,美美, MM, it's all the same
>implying Ming wasn't the apex of chinese civilization
It's just seemed weird.
Not like I know the language or anything.
I just remembered this phrase because my copy of Dream of the Red Chamber has it as a footnote.(One of the 4~ notes)
Eh Lin Zexu was in the right after all
How can I learn the high pitched Chink singing (Li Yugang style)?
Or is all it takes a swift kick in the nuts?
It does mean little sister, but you can use it to refer to a random Chinese lady who's younger than you.
Same as saying 老哥, 大哥,哥哥 and what have you to refer to an older male colleague that you're friendly with.
>mfw I first went to China and was calling a colleague's daughter 小姐 because I had been taught that that's how you refer to a young woman in school
>mfw later found out that 小姐 had morphed into slang for 'prostitute'
Hmm, I think I will apply to mandarin classes in my uni this semester
From my understanding it can also be used when refering to young/er girls, no?
:^)
>mfw later found out that 小姐 had morphed into slang for 'prostitute'
Only on the mainland though
>mfw I first went to China and was calling a colleague's daughter 小姐 because I had been taught that that's how you refer to a young woman in school
You can do that in Taiwan
Learning Mandarin is a long-term commitment, know what you're in for
lel another victim of Integrated Chinese
what does it mean when chinky girls call you "bigger brother" or "uncle" ?
Go for it, just make sure you know what you're getting into.
And try to have something other than just pure Mandarin skill. Make it a plus and not your defining skillset, just in case you end up hating China and want to do something else. Sort of 'I have a degree in economics and I speak Chinese' vs. 'I speak Chinese' if that makes sense.
That's a bad thing right
from the context it seemed like it was a 美眉 to me. if you're referring to a little girl then i think adding a 小 in front of 妹妹 would make more sense
It means she wants the D
It's a good thing. It means they're on friendly/comfortable terms with you, and they're showing you respect.
Does this girl look Chinese to you?
I'm studying industrial engineer, my uni has a Confucius Institute
>adding a 小 in front of 妹妹
youtube.com
>industrial engineer who speaks Chinese
Absolutely go for it
Yeah. Could theoretically be a tanned Korean as well, but definitely not Japanese.
yeah and that ass is PHAT
可能中国南方人 (云南或者广西),但他多半不算是什么华人
我猜越南人或泰国人?
how do i get a high weiqi playing girlfriend that is not taiwanese, but chinese
Which part of china will I find latina-looking girls like this?
I meant like a teenager or someone in the lower 20s or so (meaning younger than me), not a kid
Face looks chinese to me
Taiwan
But taiwanese is chinese
>you will never shoot a wad of cum up a japanese girl studying chinese in shanghai's bumhole
...
I made friends with a high-class girl that played weiqi and piano and wore qipao. it was then that I realized I was no where near rich enough to date her so i just gave up on chasing her lol
Who 打发可 would be willing to learn uyghur?
mixed imo
>played piano and wore qipao
qipao does not look that great unless the wearer is an all natural genius send by the gods of the heavens.
would rather prefer her to play the chinese harpsichord and be able to perform tai chi, to be quite honest with you senpai
>weiqi-playing
>qipao-wearing
She's too good for you
wow this is pretty fucking horrible
>Chinese call each other "brother" and "sister"
>Chinese love fried chicken (KFC is the most popular foreign fast food restaurant there)
>Chinese say "nigga" all the time
Which time-period has the best qt fashion?
you wish you somali nigger. they call each other Ren, people. there is no distinction between the sexes
...
1940s-1960s