this is a size medium jacket in america edition
/brit/
Jaxon Murphy
Aaron Hernandez
enjoying some tea right now
Levi Ramirez
That guy is more handsome than any of you ITT
Lucas Bell
Grasshoppers and crickets are the same thing
Adam Foster
saw you on broad street you tried to run
mayhem caught you and stabbed you in your bum
Aaron Barnes
>aisha has shagged the future PM of the UK
what have you ever done?
Sebastian Wright
in bed lads
Leo Long
chin up chest out that's just me lads
Nathan Phillips
...
Jordan Gray
good post
Gabriel Williams
you awake in the northern powerhouse
John Ortiz
is this a grasshopper or a cricket
fuck off janny
Jonathan Ward
thanks worked hard on it
Zachary Wright
Many years ago in Thailand, there was a Temple that was called the Temple of the Buddha and inside there was a huge statue of a golden Buddha.
One day word came to the village near the monastery that the army from a neighboring country was about to invade so the villagers got the brilliant scheme of covering this large Buddha with mud and concrete to make it look basic like a stone Buddha and hence the army would perceive no value in it.
Sure enough, the army rolled in with it’s caissons and weapons but as they passed by the monastery they saw nothing but a big stone Buddha and had no reason to plunder it.
Years went by with the army continuing to occupy until there was a time when nobody in the village remembered that the Buddha was golden. Except one day a young monk was kneeling on the bottom of the Buddha meditating and when he got up a small piece of concrete just happened to crack off revealing something shiny inside. He realized it was gold underneath and so he ran back to his fellow monks to tell them that the Buddha was golden.
The monks took their picks and hammers and began celebrating as they unearthed this big beautiful golden Buddha.
NOW, WHATS THE METAPHOR HERE?
Jaxson Long
What would you have done differently if you were the aussie?
Brandon Wright
never seen a pig in real life
Bentley Hernandez
tell me about Charli, why does she not wear the bra?
Jason Cox
*blocks your path*
William Baker
the water filter
Brayden Mitchell
youtube.com
doing a listen
Logan Peterson
...
Adam Evans
POLICE CHASE
Isaac Diaz
Sucked his cock, does that count?
John Thomas
>getting salty over rejection
do you own a 3DS, by any chance?
Blake Bailey
Not been such a pathetic beg
Lincoln Collins
cc
Brandon Myers
grime is so white lmao
theguardian.com
Ethan Allen
...
Aaron Fisher
Tyme to playfe the Chippef inthe Ovyne
Cameron Rivera
Asked her out for coffee
Found out if she preferred costa or the 'bucks
Charles White
aisha looks significantly uglier in real life
still shagged her though
Tyler Morales
>North of Phoenix
How boring
Liam James
will it blend?
Jacob Perez
alri jezza
Colton Sanders
Why don't they just drive faster lmao?
Jonathan Hall
Of course the guardian would be sucking a niggers dick
Henry Rivera
Here's the (You) you've been working so hard for
Lincoln Campbell
dont believe you
Joshua Jackson
...
Landon Morris
so are your mother's arse cheeks
oh wait they're red nevermind
Hunter Ward
who /brum/ here? Where in brum?
>erdo
Ian Barnes
christ she's butters without the right lighting eh
Hunter Lewis
>nigger
Noah Taylor
rank the seasons of scrubs
3,4,8,2,6,5,7,2,9
Chase Parker
I did
Charles Ortiz
if you're looking for comfy yt videos then here are lots
Joseph Hughes
you wake up in Font-Vert, Marseille
Lucas Cooper
>TFW when you're moving to London in about a month
>TFW when you'll be surrounded by Muslims and the media will be flooded with liberal propaganda
>TFW the British economy failing
JUST fuck my shit up senpai, I haven't been there since I was 5 years old.
Ethan Martinez
do not believe you
Nathaniel Reyes
fuck off pal. post haste
Gavin Roberts
>unfortunately I only have tonight free and I desperately need rest :alright well give us a shout when you're free
then I would have left it, if she didn't chase me up after that then so be it
Jose Evans
Can you read? Fucking retard
Jordan Morales
/ast/ - aston and newtown
Josiah Hernandez
youtube.com
world's fastest spitters
that nigger proper pisses me off doing the chorus
Angel Hughes
Sutton
Henry Foster
looks like a merry enough place
Josiah Long
I prefered 2 over 2, I also liked how there wasn't a first season
Cameron Martin
what are samsung tablets like lads
Ethan James
Single mother of 4 niglets
Jose Evans
Who is us? Why would you be texting her with a friend?
Brits are fucking weird
Cameron Young
You really won't, unless you're in a complete shit poor area
Blake Martinez
the first 2 is actually the 1 xx
Chase Edwards
quite funny to see an ape accelerate a metal box away from other apes in metal boxes, who will catch him and point metal ejection devices at him so that he complies in getting in a cage
Jack Reed
delete this extra flags janny
Kayden Hughes
I did
She'll literally sleep with anyone.
Treat her mean if you want to keep her keen thats what I'd say if you want a go on her
Josiah Davis
howling
Colton Evans
>the 45th President of the United States
Samuel Wright
How is it living in the whitest part nearby?
Last time I was there it was full of little chavs on bikes trying to steal from the poundland
Bentley Wilson
>I prefered 2 over 2
Samuel King
>tfw you fell for the meme
Leo Wood
genuinely shit
unfortunately the tablet market is dominated by Apple and they seem to be the only ones with their shit together
Cooper Hernandez
...
Anthony Bell
look at the original post and read it slowly
Zachary Rivera
what's your name i'll ask her at lectures tomorrow
Brandon Ross
i don't give a fuck about a black president cuz i aint had help from barack obama
nah not my man dere
jus another black man in a white man's chair
is he /ourguy/?
Cooper Foster
I know when that shartline bling
Gavin Miller
you wake up in Grigny La Grande Borne...
Parker Sanders
why does Saturday Night Live act more like partisan propaganda than neutral satire now?
Zachary Watson
Harry Shotta is talented as fuck but his bars are boring as hell.
I can only stand to listen one track him on then I have to listen to something else.
Colton Gonzalez
>i use tablets
hat
Anthony Jenkins
хeлo гaјз вaт из гoинг oн
Gabriel Gomez
nomblers wooooooooo
Lincoln Bennett
its pretty good tbqh
Charles Baker
Johnny 2x4 say that and she'll know who
not doxxing myself la you probably have her on facebook
Ian Harris
easy target
Justin Moore
...
Sebastian Torres
all mainstream media is owned by jews
Lincoln Butler
yeh i roll wiv maniacs couple white geezas but they're mainly black
Jordan Jenkins
Your history is cool and all, but stepping into britain feels like you walked into a time machine
>Old as fuck buildings
>Cramped as fuck buildings
>Old as fuck appliances
>less than 40% of brits own a dishwasher or dryer because of shit plumbing
>two taps on a sink because of shit plumbing
>things are rusted over and crumbling
>heating is so shit that people use hot water bottles
>no air conditioning anywhere (inb4 we barely need it, so do I where I live, by on odd days its nice)
Does muh culture mean just being old as fucking shit?
I wonder if Dubai is going to think this way about america in 100 years
Grayson Peterson
>helo gajz OH vat out going
yeh i'm alright me mate how are you?
Ayden Barnes
Wrong thread mate /balks/ that way
*Points at the exit*
Lucas Richardson
I'm gay
Hunter Peterson
Because literally everyone thinks they're a politician now so believe they need to do their part in it.
Fed up of fucking politics being shoved down my throat desu. I don't fucking care anymore.
Easton Price
ganja farmer
Hunter Turner
>dishwasher
Why do people fall for this meme?
Zachary James
come again, nigger?
Luke Turner
Are they TRYING to make her look unattractive?
Nicholas Long
never been to nandos in my life
am I missing out?
Charles Martinez
>dishwasher or dryer
normal people clean their own dish and hang their clothes
Logan Lopez
because it is