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1st for london is a muslim shithole
Reminder in Britain that a "white" town probably means it is infested with council estate chavs
proper depressing chess game that was
Chess is for the birds
I have pretended to be retarded for 7 years for this moment
london is the last place i'd want to live if i moved to the UK
London is the 2nd greatest city in the world
Rest of Britain is an ugly dire shithole full of council estate chavs or mosques
This is the result of the government focusing everything on London for 400 years
God's own country
Edinburgh is superior to London in every conceivable way
Should have called it delusional londoners edition desu.
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i'd rather live in a scottish heroin den than ever step foot in the london caliphate
London, Bath, York, Harrogate, Edinburgh, Bristol
Everything else should be fucking nuked
*walks towards you*
>London pakis trying to sneak their city into a list with actual nice cities
Nice try Rasheed al-Tower Hamleti
*chipmunk voice*
cold out
creasing at the london internet defense force
Context first. I'm the younger of two kids. Me and my sister, obviously. I was never close to her growing up, she was 13 years older and already off to college in my formative years. So I was raised like an only child.
She visited regularly, though, and I got to visit her place once or twice a year. In that sense she was a lot like a cool aunt.
When I grew up a bit, my sister showed a lot more interest in me. Sexual interest. I returned it. Being a horny teenager, I couldn't resist her seduction. The distant-but-friendly sibling relationship ignited into something wild and primal.
Lust turned into...I guess, love. We've been together for the past several years and I couldn't be happier.
Here's the twist.
This past Friday, my parents sat me down and told me my sister was my real mother.
Not the woman sitting in front of me who I'd called Mom my whole life. She didn't give birth to me. My sister did.
My sister, who I'd been having sex with for years, who seduced me when I was becoming a man, who'd been distant up until then, who was a bit old for a sister.
I've been fucking my mom. My mom had me too young, let her parents take care of me instead, then came back and seduced her own son. Seduced me into a relationship with her. Lied to me for my entire life.
Holy shit.
My "parents" (grandparents, I guess) misinterpreted my shock. I didn't spill the beans to them. Maybe I should've.
I can't make sense of this. My entire worldview's been shattered. Nothing I thought I knew is right.
I've been trying to call my "sister" -- my mother -- all weekend. She isn't picking up. I'm seriously considering dropping everything and driving over to her place. If that's what it takes to talk to her.
I guess I'm posting here first to get any help I can. Advice, if there is any. Similar situations that can help me cope
>English pleb never recieved a classical education
I hear you savages don't even get taught the proper pronunciation of 'v' in Latin even if you're fortunate enough to go to a school that offers it as a subject
Going to sleep now. I'll wake up in London. You'll wake up in some ugly dire 70s shithole that the government probably doesn't even realise exist, whilst your windows get smashed in by some council estate chav and you get a leaflet in your door asking to convert to Islam
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no
grimsby, plymouth, norwich, sheffield, liverpool
full of scots
said you're going to sleep about 4 times now
sleep tight, don't let the muslims bite
can we integrate /ausnz/ into /brit/ every once in a while or will you runts throw an autistic tantrum over it?
How to get into London School of Economics PhD program?
Meh, would far rather live in Scotland than England anyway
no one here dares to play vs the master
London pakis forever butthurt Glasgow is richer and a much nicer place to live
lol
belong to the Rothschild family
i would enjoy an ausnz/brit intergration. we could call it /commonwealth/
Sheffield really shouldn't be on that list 2bh
Sheffield, Manchester, Newcastle and Glasgow are all pretty good cities.
glasgow is the grimmest place in the country mate give up. not even a londoner
theres a /ausnz/?
honestly fuck off jocks
british culture is english culture alright
ah yes, ireland
stop trying to leech off /brit/
>manchester
>good
>Greater London is literally black
morning lads haha
yeah but we have to share with /balt/ for some reason
>glasgow
Possibly the ugliest shithole in the country, coupled with literal 3rd world life expectancies
Wouldn't be surprised if the suicide rate was high too
there's a /brit/?
>Kimi no Na wa not nominated for best animated picture
Absolute STATE of the Oscars
>memechester
>good
>I will go to sleep and wake up in London
What a fantastic fucking feeling
Overrated shit.
now overlay crime rates
Not gonna lie, I actually love Glasgow.
Lived there for a bit for a job before. It's the perfect ratio of salary to cost of living, has a great cultural scene at the moment, has a tip-top tier mix of medieval and Victorian architecture, great nightlife and Glaswegians are friendly as fuck.
And furry bait Zootopia isn't?
>Glaswegians are friendly
what the fuck is his problem
i thought you was going to bed muhammed?
>london imams are this buttblasted
Also overrated shit.
is the guy who came to /scv/ the other day here? thanks for telling me about /brit/. it's super comfy.
>has a tip-top tier mix of medieval and Victorian architecture
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egg sandwiches are done
>anime ever winning
lol dream on
loved that film though, better than the rubbish and all the black hacks who will win every award.
London is so advanced, people living there don't even need an alarm clock
isnt that how it already works? aussies and kiwis are here all the time.
Spirited Away won
>leave London
ahh 95% white
nobody's ever going to convince women that they'd be happier in the kitchen, the floodgates have opened and there's no closing them now
Glasgow's unironically better than anywhere in England north of London
Never been to Glasgow then, the architecture's pretty good. The Glasgow Effect is famous for the simple fact that Glasgow's low life expectancy is an anomoly - people die younger despite being wealthier and generally having healthier lifestyles than places like Manchester, Birmingham etc.
It's thought it's because of the weather or a 'pessimistic culture in the west coast of Scotland'
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Thoughts
yeah but we wanna be in the title
no shitpostation without representation pal
yea but Gibli has massive clout in the west for a Japanese animation house
people should really stop giving a shit about the Oscars when there are other awards which have better movies.
all American films are trash.
Glasgow is such a shithole that it has to have an explanation
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>Diversity in the 2017 Oscar nominations and how it compares to last year's crop.
what the fuck happened to liberal neutrality? what constitutes diversity as a 'good' and why is this conception of the good being blasted in our ears 24/7?
delete this goy
>have some underclass fun
OR
>get beheaded for walking through a Sharia zone
hmm
racist
hialrious how leafs think they're better than we are
Well they are desu, but that's not saying much of a Yank
Shitholes on the outskirts don't really count 2bh, you could post cherrypicked photos of London/Stockholm/York/Rome that were built in the '60s and they'd look shit. In general if you're walking about the City of Glasgow itself most building's will be Victorian with the occasional medieval church or pub
>>get beheaded for walking through a Sharia zone
So, the North?
a lot of things are better than american posters.
leafs just happen to be within the same shit-caked kettle that you yanks inhabit.
english pepe with thicker cross
saved
they crumble under ANY pressure
>Shitholes on the outskirts don't really count
north london, maybe.
english first british last 2bh
what kind of frog is this
Rasheed
Heard Plymouth is actually an alright place
will manlets EVER learn?
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muslim fist, english second
Shitty council estates in the North are comfy and safe, filled with drunken philosophers, slags, cheap booze, good fun and mischief.
Shitty council estates in London are literally Mogadishu - no go zones where the police fear to enter and white people are routinely beheaded.
Meanwhile, in real life, pic related ACTUALLY happened.
Stay in your vegan fantasy bubble though senpai lmao
mashallah
willy first, women second
>pro london
>anti white
like clockwork