Jokes about Putin thread

Jokes about Putin thread
Do you have a jokes about Putin?

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No I don't have any

Putin literally means faggot

None here.
Wish I could drink shots with him.

Come on don't be shy

forgot the picture

Well, he is Russian, so he is a joke by default

>sweden annexed by russia
>muslim population now -1%

good jokes

do i get gulag now?

I don't know))))

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nice one tovarish )))))

Putin is a stupid nigger

Mexico is worse than any gulag.
You're safe

but in mexico i don't have to worry about freezing, getting worked to death or getting raped by bears.

only dying from the heat, getting shot and getting raped by mexicans.

If I would tell a Putin joke it would be just plane wrong.

Here's Reagan telling old Soviet jokes.

youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

Putin is directly elected. The US president isn't directly elected, and the Canadian PM isn't even elected at all.

The joke is that Russia is more democratic, peaceful, and lawful than the so called west.

I would rather keep my head attached to the rest of my body.
Just saying.

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Sadly it's not translated yet(((((((

Even if you told them, they would crash and burn.

In Russia planes shoot themsef down.

i like putin

do you like putin?

I am VERY like Putin

why though? it's really convenient having your head separate from your body, you can even pass off as a Dullahan.

are you a muslim?

KGB please leave

I got nothing ey.
Have a pic instead.

What do Putin and God have in common?

They are both great guys.

No, we are not Eastern Europeans so we aren't mad about Russia.

>killed by polonium
Poles did it.